Play dumb. You'd be surprised how well it works for those types.
Ask her to teach you how to spell your name.
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Play dumb. You'd be surprised how well it works for those types.
Ask her to teach you how to spell your name.
I love this one.
"that sound like me"
"Ma Dick hard! Meet me somewhere motherfucker!"
lol
Big Baybee
Member
I'm dying
Bay Maximus
Banned
I can't make this stuff up. So that racist Youth coach that called Whitney a dumb n* has resigned. While he didn't offer up any apologies or remorse, he did leave some choice quotes.
It appears he was just misunderstood. People act like gay never had a type-o befwhore.
It appears he was just misunderstood. People act like gay never had a type-o befwhore.
freenudemacusers
Member
he should have gone deep troll and blamed smartphone autocorrect.
The Faceless Master
Member
he didn't realize he put it in there is the most telling part.
so... he coaches black kids too... yeah, i can see why he would resign.
how would the kids and parents trust him again?
so... he coaches black kids too... yeah, i can see why he would resign.
how would the kids and parents trust him again?
He should go to rehab.
so he says it so much that he doesnt recognize it when he says it.. ok.
They wouldn't.
freenudemacusers
Member
I know of these things, but I don't really participate, I go for the 'inspired by' designer stuff hah. There are some Jordan lovers around here somewhere. Not much talk about SB's and such. I doubt you'll find many people here with 30+ pairs in pristine boxes and bagged spare laces, though.
freenudemacusers
Member
man that thread... I usually like to mildly poke at the dumb shit in those threads but nope, not even going to do more than lurk. I don't want to die tonight lol.
Supermanisdead
Member
that thread shouldnt have ever happened. that is legit the worst topic to ever discuss.
I don't know why I bother.
Devolution
Member
Dude racism is over.
freenudemacusers
Member
I just realized something.. The thread was made on the second to last day of Black History Month... Troll alerts raised.
Totally, we have a half black president!!
emphasis on the half.........Half!/ Eddie Murphy
Professor Beef
Banned
Checked the OT to see what thread you were talking about. I didn't even need to scroll down to find it.
JESUS FUCK
JESUS FUCK
That and the transgender threat are two I thought I would never see have an official thread. Only slugged out in threads barely connected to them
Cause you got heart son, cause you got heart.
freenudemacusers
Member
what are you into?
Zoramon089
Banned
I LOVE IT
But again, another funny video I feel awkward showing to my non-black friends...but on the topic of the video, did the dude who make it just know an angry dude somewhere?
series Jordans and retro 90s Nikes mainly.
not too fond of the newer Nike stuff.
they sacrifice looks for performance far too much these days
even though the old stuff still works just fine.
favorites are Foamposites.
jordan0386
Member
The girl on page 308 is probably some quaility pussy.
Too much hate for chubby black girls. They own.
Too much hate for chubby black girls. They own.
Bay Maximus
Banned
Certainly to each their own, but her caption was simply out of line. I doubt anyone would have said anything if it weren't for that.
The topic pops up every few months or so. It's always hilarious.
The Faceless Master
Member
ok, what thread did i miss when i was playing BF3? i went back 5 pages and it's usually obvious by the thread title.
edit: nevermind, i saw it, how did i miss that the first time?
edit: nevermind, i saw it, how did i miss that the first time?
Devolution
Member
One more day of misery then you can come out of the bunker.
Rayven_king
Member
*sets up popcorn stand*
theignoramus
Member
I'm 'bout to watch the Help. Last movie I watched was Monster's Ball and I found it offensive, so let's see what the Help has to offer, beyond black mammy characters white people can gush about.
Tell us what you think. I don't think I have any real interest in the movie.
Wow you must be a glutton for punishment.
theignoramus
Member
lo, I have the Blind Side in queue as well. I've made it a point to watch 'em, cause all of these films have been well represented at the Oscars. (through outright wins or nominations)
I think I'm finally hitting the wall of "black men don't have long term goals". Its becoming pretty obvious every time I mirror check myself. All of my goals (if you could even call them that) have been relatively short term and if not they've been incredibly unrealistic... which is good and bad. Either way, I need to grow up and learn how to look ahead but I'm not really sure where to start.
i'll never forget that movie. if only some little white woman had come into my neighborhood and stared down the drug dealers to save me.
I kinda feel where you're coming from. I'm 27, have a great job in IT and purchased a home 2 years ago. But I have this weird feeling that I'm never doing enough, should be further along, etc etc. #shrug IMO, I think that some of it stems from not being introduced to other ways of moving ahead. For example, I'm not well versed in the stockmarket and I feel like I'm lagging far behind.
Eh, I really enjoyed it. It didn't come off as boring or cliche to me. And I'm easily turned off to those things.
Like my grandmother used to say, the only white people that would willing come into the hood are either crazy or cops.
Its weird, I feel like I'm aiming low but I'm damned good at my job. I just feel like I'm being shortsighted in a lot of ways. I probably am, but I used to measure myself against a lot of the people back home and... well, that will only take you so far.
I love Sandra Bullock too. But that whole movie was just... ugh. But I remember being forced into choosing between that and Precious by a girl at the time. Precious was just never going to happen.
I love Sandra Bullock too. But that whole movie was just... ugh. But I remember being forced into choosing between that and Precious by a girl at the time. Precious was just never going to happen.
freenudemacusers
Member
lol, so watch an oft-overly sappy movie or the most depressing shit you will see this year. CHOOSE ONE.
Count Dookkake
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theignoramus
Member
Precious.
I felt physically ill watching that film.
the director of it, Lee Daniels, is behind Monster's Ball too. His seems to like putting black people in obscene or grotesque situations to draw attention to his films. He definitely has an agenda. One of his interviews, he admits to having an axe to grind against the black community for some pretty hardcore abuse he took as a gay man. so I guess making films with pathologically backwards black people is cathartic for him.
That would explain a lot... I only watched the sex scene in Monster's Ball so I guess I lucked out. #shameless
There was that one with Gerard Butler saving African children... haven't heard any news on that in a while though.
There was that one with Gerard Butler saving African children... haven't heard any news on that in a while though.
Count Dookkake
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I was in the same boat. I wanted to watch fucking ninja assassin, but me and my friend were overpowered by the women in the group. I sure as hell wasn't watching precious, so that was the only option...