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The Black Culture Thread

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Veidt

Blasphemer who refuses to accept bagged milk as his personal savior
Black males are endangered. It's not long before most of us just disappear.....
 
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JumpJeff84

Member
Well, I guess it's up to white boys like me to co-opt your culture and keep this shit alive then.

So, anyone going out for halloween? I'm going as a sexy, funky cowboy.
 
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etiolate

Banned
Himuro said:
I never understood the black folks who act "ghetto" but live in the suburbs.
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I called it pastel graffiti in high school. I always thought it was a bit of a slap in the face to their parents for going to a nice neighborhood and then finding their kid acting like "ma why can't I have purple drank and bullets whizzing by the window?"
 
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samus i am

Member
When I'm walking down the street and I see a white person approaching I cross the street to switch sides. I do it cause I hate it when people do this to me, so I do it first to beat them to it :lol. Is this normal / does anyone else do this?
 
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Dreams-Visions

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Kids just wanna fit in and do so by identifying with the most popular parts of their community/culture. for young black men, that's limited to athletes and music stars...all of which overwhelmingly directly or indirectly encourage and endorse the urban style and urban culture.

that's pretty simple, tbh. nobody wants to be the outlier..the "corny" black dude. that's a recipie for no pussy if you're < 25.
 
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Imm0rt4l

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Whoompthereitis said:
Well, I guess it's up to white boys like me to co-opt your culture and keep this shit alive then.

So, anyone going out for halloween? I'm going as a sexy, funky cowboy.
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I want to be black dynamite, thats probably not gonna happen now though.
 
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Pinko Marx

Banned
samus i am said:
When I'm walking down the street and I see a white person approaching I cross the street to switch sides. I do it cause I hate it when people do this to me, so I do it first to beat them to it :lol. Is this normal / does anyone else do this?
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I don't do it, but I've seen it done. I've had white friends that I'll be walking with and will still avoid any vaguely dangerous looking black person. Its funny to me.
 
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Dreams-Visions

Member
spindashing said:
...Whoah WHAT? PLAYBOY WTFFFF :lol
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YOU MISSED THAT? BRAH.

BRAH.




braaaaaah. Get on that shit now. it was a 6 or 7 page spread, IIRC. everything was so righteous. mmmmm.

Lebron said:
SCRATCH THAT

http://www.examiner.com/celebrity-h...lies-about-vh1-reality-show-to-wendy-williams

Damn Trolling.
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heart. broken.

captmcblack said:
She has nudes?

I'm about to light candles and run a bath for myself, man. Holy SHIT.
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shit son. GET ON YOUR GOOGLE.
 
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Lebron

Member
Seriously, I though that was just common men knowledge. Like Halle Berry showing those zam bams.

I first saw Illegal in Blue, and thanked the based God. Then the playboy pics came later, and I thanked the based God again.
 
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Dreams-Visions

Member
Lebron said:
Yup, they were blind but can now see!
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pretty awesome that all you have to do is search "stacey dash playboy" and the very first link offers them all.

the photos in that white bed...and out in that field...

*bites lip*
 
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Lebron

Member
Dreams-Visions said:
pretty awesome that all you have to do is search "stacey dash playboy" and the very first link offers them all.

the photos in that white bed...and out in that field...

*bites lip*
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Also search Stacy Dash Illegal in Blue and then...

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Clearly I'm watching it right now. I don't know who that guy is, but he made my all-time hate on list.
 
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soul creator

Member
man, Illegal in Blue was one of my favorite "sneak into the den and watch skinemax while my parents were sleep" movies growing up

Good times. Shit, I want to watch an Emmanuelle movie now...
 
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Veidt

Blasphemer who refuses to accept bagged milk as his personal savior
soul creator said:
man, Illegal in Blue was one of my favorite "sneak into the den and watch skinemax while my parents were sleep" movies growing up

Good times. Shit, I want to watch an Emmanuelle movie now...
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so true. :lol
 
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spindashing

Banned
....Oh god, I stumbled upon those Playboy pictues.

And I will check Illegal in Blue later

THANK YOU, BASED GOD. No, THANK YOU, NEGROGAF.

also look what my mom picked up for the whole family after work:

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no grilled chicken though .... ._.
 
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lightless_shado

Banned
So my mom was telling me all about how Oprah decided to go camping with her friend because "black people don't go camping"

Thoughts? anyone here ever gone camping?
 
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eternaLightness

Member
lightless_shado said:
So my mom was telling me all about how Oprah decided to go camping with her friend because "black people don't go camping"

Thoughts? anyone here ever gone camping?
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I went camping with my class when I was younger. I wanna do it again.
 
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Lebron

Member
I was a boy scout, so I went camping all the time :p


I went to one of my cousins troops camp outs once, man that stuff was ghetto. My troop was predominantly made up of Caucasians, but his was mostly Black people. Anyway, when you enter the grounds they make you sign a form saying you won't drink, use harmful materials(like Oil), etc. So tell me why these Negroes were having fish fries and drinking till 4am in the mourning blasting music after signing the damn paper? It wasn't even the kids, but the parents and other adults who just came a long to come. Man I never :lol
 
Tokubetsu

Tokubetsu

Member
lightless_shado said:
So my mom was telling me all about how Oprah decided to go camping with her friend because "black people don't go camping"

Thoughts? anyone here ever gone camping?
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Yes, a couple of times but im not too into the outdoor shit. Though if any of you haven't, go camping on a beach with your girl or even a group of friends at least once in your life.
 
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lightless_shado

Banned
Lebron said:
I was a boy scout, so I went camping all the time :p


I went to one of my cousins troops camp outs once, man that stuff was ghetto. My troop was predominantly made up of Caucasians, but his was mostly Black people. Anyway, when you enter the grounds they make you sign a form saying you won't drink, use harmful materials(like Oil), etc. So tell me why these Negroes were having fish fries and drinking till 4am in the mourning blasting music after signing the damn paper? It wasn't even the kids, but the parents and other adults who just came a long to come. Man I never :lol
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They don't trust kids. They think you'll set the forest on fire or something.

but the image of the adults just drinking and having a good time while the kids are miserable is pretty good:lol
 
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Lebron

Member
They don't trust kids. They think you'll set the forest on fire or something.
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Two of the boys got temporary lost and they didn't even realize, hah. We actually went out to go find them. We, as in the kids((I knew them woods pretty well since other troop camped there all the time). Basically, they forgot we were even there. Ever drove through the hood at night where everyone is out and about socializing like it's day time? Yeah, it was basically that, only in the woods. :lol

I've been one some crazy camp outs with my troop, but the fish fry and drank party still takes the cake. I want to go camping with them again now that I'm of age.
 
The Faceless Master

The Faceless Master

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Beezy

Member
lightless_shado said:
So my mom was telling me all about how Oprah decided to go camping with her friend because "black people don't go camping"

Thoughts? anyone here ever gone camping?
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PD goes camping. I guess Oprah was right.
 
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Pinko Marx

Banned
Black GAF-MAN poll time:

Nicki Minaj, can she get it?
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YES SHE CAN!


I just saw the video for "Love" and I want the last few seconds turned into a gif. WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!?!
 
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