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Deleted member 47027
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It's like mana from heaven. Wring out the sheet into my mouth. Tiger's blood.
I hope it's not mainstream. It is one of my go-to secret weapons to use on girls when I want them coming back for more. Girls love it from my experience. Just gotta get them dialed up and in to getting freaky and you got them. You bring something to the table that most men don't/won't.
velociraptor
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PhantomHound
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Yeah ive kissed my girlfriend when she was sick and walked away fine too.
But poop is pretty much crawling with nasty bacteria. Theres a high risk for contamination but u could be fine. You're still eating poop.
I've never gotten shit in my mouth. I've also never gotten piss or blood in my mouth while going down on a girl. Also never got vomit in my mouth while kissing.
velociraptor
Junior Member
I find it hilarious how people are comparing vaginas and assholes.
Vaginas are actually quite filthy but licking the asshole is a whole another level of batshit insanity. Why anyone would want their mouth full of fecal particulate is beyond me.
Checkpoints
1. Committed relationship
2. Post shower
3. I'll never receive
I'm down.
This is so odd. Her mouth and vag can be just as gross and germ infected as her ass.
1. Committed relationship
2. Post shower
3. I'll never receive
I'm down.
This is so odd. Her mouth and vag can be just as gross and germ infected as her ass.
Anton Sugar
Member
Have you seen some of the stuff that can come out of a vagina?
Making people cum is fun, yo.
My rule. Smack, slap, bite, and lick the ass cheeks. Stay away from the poopchute.
PhantomHound
Banned
You came out of the vagina.
Deified Data
Banned
I think the article overstates the degree of anus-licking in mainstream gay society. Something that specified, something that...acquired...probably isn't much more common among gays (per capita) than straights. Am I wrong?
Have you ever gotten it on your tongue though is the question
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
Gotta get the tongue of the anus bro. Work the middle
You have no idea what you're missing. None. Take the red pill.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
The ladies never see me coming
Anton Sugar
Member
Exactly, and now I'm eating ass!
xiceman191
Banned
If you're so worried about getting shit particles on your tongue then you can always brush your teeth and gargle listerine.
Arkos
Nose how to spell and rede to
Wait wat. Kids come out of the butt if that's what you mean lol, git learned
I mean some dudes are pretty shitty, might as well have.
Frustrated_me
Member
No. Hell no. I don't even care what I'm missing on because I'm glad I am.
PhantomHound
Banned
so would you eat a burger with a bit of fresh poop on it and just go "ill brush my teeth after who cares"
Deified Data
Banned
You've probably gotten residual piss in your mouth if you've eaten vag. Blood and vomit don't come out of their respective orifices as often as shit comes out the ass, though.
John Kowalski
Banned
No.
Dreams-Visions
Member
I'mma be an odd mothafucka then. Because damn that, bruh.
I've heard. I've mulled it over. I've attempted to let one get close, but I gained some karate chop skillz I never knew I possessed.
Maybe take out the never....if I tried again it would be one life altering moment. Like dancing in public.
Ha...awesome.
Opus Angelorum
Member
Absolutely love getting my ass licked, cum so quickly.
xiceman191
Banned
See that is completely different tho. If my girl got to take a shit then I ain't eating period. The tossing of my girl's salad only happens after she has taken a shit and when there is a very thorough cleaning. I mean thorough cleaning. If I see a burger with some shit on it I'm taking it right back to who made it and slap the shit out of them.
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All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
I can't tell if you mean you use right before or after. I am imagining it as if you do it immediately before and sting dat ass for lulz and it's making me laugh.
The ladies never see me coming
Dreams-Visions
Member
:3
lmao
Lamel
Banned
Chie Satonaka
Member
I've never tried it, but I'm not opposed to it.
I'd expect the person to be sparkling clean, though. Like, that's a one and done situation if your partner's situation isn't fresh.
I'd expect the person to be sparkling clean, though. Like, that's a one and done situation if your partner's situation isn't fresh.
There was the famous ass eating boom of the 1920s and a small boom in the 60s. However during war time and economic strife there is a huge downturn. I forget the study i read it in but apparantly not a single ass was eaten in 2008.
AtomskEater
Member
I actually haven't noticed any change in regards to most people's opinions on eating ass, but I don't consume much pop culture and admittedly haven't asked about how other people feel about it.
Would I let someone eat my butt?
Yes.
Would I eat someone's butt?
No.
...Thanks for reading.
Would I let someone eat my butt?
Yes.
Would I eat someone's butt?
No.
...Thanks for reading.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
He needs to experience the pleasure of the prostate before he knocks it.
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
I receive and give with my fiancee. Both ways is excellent in our view.
My point is that humans are disgusting. If someone is afraid of germs, they should stick to hentai.
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