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[figadapaura]

Never done it, don't plan to.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

I eat lady and bro ass like no tomorrow. Girl I'm seeing right now does not like butt stuff though. makes me sad

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I can't tell if you mean you use right before or after. I am imagining it as if you do it immediately before and sting dat ass for lulz and it's making me laugh.

I meant after, but now that thought is making me laugh

 

[umop_3pisdn]

What's the etiquette on kissing after eating ass?

Same as after oral, it's fine.

 

[PhoenixDark]

brehs out here not eating ass, in 2014? Dunno how to explain it but if you like spicy cuisine you'll love it. Good ass taste like pepper.

 

[Arkos]

There was the famous ass eating boom of the 1920s and a small boom in the 60s. However during war time and economic strife there is a huge downturn. I forget the study i read it in but apparantly not a single ass was eaten in 2008.

I literally just heard a story on NPR about how ass eating is rebounding pretty strongly now. We're almost back to pre-recession levels.

 

[strobogo]

 

[Dreams-Visions]

brehs out here not eating ass, in 2014? Dunno how to explain it but if you like spicy cuisine you'll love it. Good ass taste like pepper.

 

[Lamel]

What's the etiquette on kissing after eating ass?

Full on tongue to exchange the fecal particulates.

 

[Cuphead]

brehs out here not eating ass, in 2014? Dunno how to explain it but if you like spicy cuisine you'll love it. Good ass taste like pepper.

Spicy hot or spicy tasty?

More towards insane buffalo wings or a jalapeno?

 

[malyce]

brehs out here not eating ass, in 2014? Dunno how to explain it but if you like spicy cuisine you'll love it. Good ass taste like pepper.

I'm saying. Dudes have no problem blowing up the balloon, but they scared of the balloon knot.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

The thread title was in my visual periphery and I read it as "baby eating renaissance".

 

[JBourne]

I've never encountered pepper ass. For real though, Cool Ranch Doritos.

My current gf has no taste. I turbo that shit pretty fiercely before I ever dive in, though.

 

[Courage]

Anyone that doesn't eat ass should stop having sex.

 

[Kraftwerk]

I eat da booty.

 

[Killing_Joke]

Bunch of prudes up in here. Dick, tongue, toy, finger...Whatever she wants i give it.

Nothing in mine though.

 

[TheOGB]

I just said this exact phrase to my friend the other day.

Relevant

 

[Travo]

Yes, I enjoy it very much. We need a poll.

 

[UraMallas]

I've heard. I've mulled it over. I've attempted to let one get close, but I gained some karate chop skillz I never knew I possessed.

Maybe take out the never....if I tried again it would be one life altering moment. Like dancing in public.

It will affirm the existence of a generous and kind higher power. You must.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Fuck no. I'm not licking the hole of which every turd she's ever passed in her life has squeezed out of.

 

[Darkman M]

I don't get tired.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Yeah, we do need a poll. Mods, help us out. Maybe if I invoke some names they'll come.

Calling Stumpokapow
Mumei
Besada
Kabouter

Anyoneeee

 

[Revolutionary]

I'm good.

 

[Monocle]

I mean why even bother? The odds of ending up with shit in your fucking mouth is still reasonably high (fuck the bullshit; it's not clean unless you've done some serious cleansing and even then...). What's wrong with all all the other holes you can stimulate?

TIL showers don't work.

Don't bother showering folks, you have to dine on poop no matter what. Just embrace it.

 

[Rest]

What's the etiquette on kissing after eating ass?

I would think that if it wasn't clean enough to warrant a kiss on the mouth afterward, it wasn't clean enough to eat.

 

[.GqueB.]

I've been eating booty since like 2001. Ya'll late to the pahty.

 

[MuddyDonut]

Lol @ being afraid to eat ass.

I agree with Kevin Gates 100%.

What does he say

 

[ThirtyPlus]

Yo, this thread title tho.....

 

[Dreams-Visions]

TIL showers don't work.

Don't bother showering folks, you have to dine on poop no matter what. Just embrace it.

Just as I suspected!

 

[UraMallas]

I would think that if it wasn't clean enough to warrant a kiss on the mouth afterward, it wasn't clean enough to eat.

Precisely.

 

[akachan ningen]

It smells like poop so no

 

[DedValve]

Oh yeah, it's fantastic. Get with the times brahs. Get with the tiiiiimmmesss.

 

[Ecto311]

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

People's SOs apparently need to step their booty hygiene game up

 

[hipbabboom]

This is disgusting.

 

[Wilsongt]

I'm gay and noooooope. No ass eating for me, thank you.

 

[Courage]

This is disgusting.

Do you eat pussy? You know what comes out of there right?

 

[Kraftwerk]

 

[Booshka]

I wonder if Beth O goes in on Howard

 

[studyguy]

Feel like I'd have to spring this shit on my girl one day to see how she reacts. I had to put in that work to even get in the booty in the first place. Might be worth it to get that reaction

 

[Zekes!]

The girl I'm seeing now doesn't like nothing to do with her ass. If she senses anything near it, the sirens go off and she's yelling at me, ruining the vibe.

Damn shame too 'cause I'm totally down to eat some booty.

 

[GreenTornadoX]

Don't eat ass

What's wrong with eating donkey?

 

[davepoobond]

That would have to be a mighty fine ass for me to dive in.

 

[depths20XX]

Love it, dream about, would everyday if I could.

 

[JBourne]

That would have to be a mighty fine ass for me to dive in.

You'll meet the right girl one day.

 

[ghostjoke]

God damn it OP, your username combined with the topic in hand reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4_suyEGeL4

 

[davepoobond]

You'll meet the right girl one day.

How do I make a lesbian fall in love with me

 

[JBourne]

How do I make a lesbian fall in love with me

If Ben Affleck can do it, anyone can.

 

[neojubei]

I'm gay and I love eating Asian guy booty

Sit on my face hmmm

 

[daffy]

Anyone that doesn't eat ass should stop having sex.

I'm gonna let Courage the Cowardly Dog give me sex tips.