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[GaimeGuy]

Me too (not your girlfriend's, but my girlfriend's ass, although I'm sure yours is lovely).

lol

 

[PhoenixDark]

 

[GorillaJu]

I have once but it didn't make me want to do it again.

 

[Mister Wilhelm]

PrudeGAF is strong in this thread.

 

[BlueTsunami]

I can enjoy a plump apple without having to eat the core

I have once but it didn't make me want to do it again.

Like licking a tube of pennies

 

[Savitar]

No one posted that yet, shameful.

 

[Dictator93]

PrudeGAF is strong in this thread.

I dont think there is anything prude about not wanting to eat ass. You could just not be sexually attracted to it or generally not be into it.

Spoiler

Also, not all nerve endings are the same.

 

[ConradCervantes]

Love eating the booty.

 

[trixx]

Eww. sigh

 

[Ecto311]

Glad this thread was made - I can add all you sick motherfuckers to the ignore list. Butt holes are not for tongues that's why my tongue is as far away from my asshole as possible. The human body has evolved to be like that. Then you bastards go stick it in the wrong spot. Keep that shit up and it's going to evolved to grow right out the top of your head.

 

[mf.luder]

I've recently gotten into this and love it.

 

[SliceSabre]

I wouldn't do it and don't want it done to me.

 

[Zantetsuken]

What happened when the wifey asked me...

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

Hell nah, dental dams kinda soften the blow but that shit still nasty. I used to say the same thing about eating pussy though so maybe one day I'll change. I'd freak out if I saw doo doo crumbs.

Do you eat pussy? You know what comes out of there right?

This is a shit comparison imo, piss, blood and babies aren't as bad as dookie.

 

[y2dvd]

Swiggity swooty. I'd eat dat booty!

 

[Silky]

Baby wipes forever.

"My girlfriend ball so hard, swear to god she needs some baby wipes

 

[Dead]

Hell nah, dental dams kinda soften the blow but that shit still nasty. I used to say the same thing about eating pussy though so maybe one day I'll change. I'd feel out uf I saw doo doo crumbs.


This is a shit comparison imo, piss, blood and babies aren't as bad as dookie.

babbies are definitely worse

 

[kitchenmotors]

Glad this thread was made - I can add all you sick motherfuckers to the ignore list. Butt holes are not for tongues that's why my tongue is as far away from my asshole as possible. The human body has evolved to be like that. Then you bastards go stick it in the wrong spot. Keep that shit up and it's going to evolved to grow right out the top of your head.

 

[Snakepit]

How does one eat ass tho?

 

[levious]

Renaissance means it was popular at another point in time in the past as well. A rebirth, right?

When was this lol?

It's probably been thousands of years since something sexual was actually new.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Strikes me as one of those freak things a thirsty enough dude would do, cause fuck it. Then you're laying in bed wishin' this cup of water actually did something to help.

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

babbies are definitely worse

Not imo.

 

[Monocle]

Glad this thread was made - I can add all you sick motherfuckers to the ignore list. Butt holes are not for tongues that's why my tongue is as far away from my asshole as possible. The human body has evolved to be like that. Then you bastards go stick it in the wrong spot. Keep that shit up and it's going to evolved to grow right out the top of your head.

Eww, your anus is on the sole of your foot!? Pls leave this thread at once, I can't be seen speaking to a freak of nature.

 

[Blackstarhat]

I do like eating pussy from behind though.

me too

 

[Rastafarian42]

Eat Dookie fragments brehs

 

[BruiserBear]

I'm nearly speechless when I realize people actually want to lick other people's assholes. Like you could offer me 50K to do it and I'd turn it down without hesitation.

I cannot wrap my brain around it.

 

[royalan]

Eat Dookie fragments brehs

What kind of dirty birds are you fucking if there are dookie fragments???

You got the game fucked up, breh.

 

[demon]

 

[The Leviathan]

Been doing it for years,first she cleans it and then I finish it

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

How does one eat ass tho?

Tongue deep. Tongue spoon feed.
It's amazing.

And people even pay a lot of money for this shit.

 

[soul creator]

Careless whispers, eye fucking, biting ass
Neck, ears, hands, legs, eating ass
Your pussy’s too good, I need to crash
Your titties, let ‘em out, free at last
Thank God almighty, they free at last

 

[speculawyer]

 

[Dominator]

Oh I eat it. I eat it good.

 

[hoggert]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yea i do it but i always do a smell test first since that one time with worms

 

[XenodudeX]

I finally have an excuse to post this. Thank you gaf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skcVnFP269g

EDIT: GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE ALREADY POSTED IT!

 

[block tower]

When you say she has a nice ass, do you mean the look of it on the outside or her actual asshole.

like the look of an ass, like i the girls ass just looks amazing ill eat it out and stare at it for as long as she wants.

There are times when life tests us with the unexpected. If we can rise to the challenge and push through our fear, we come out the other side stronger.

Sadly you hit your personal level cap for sex, and now the gates of heaven are closed to you. Sorry.

bruh, im not licking my own cum out of a girls ass. i have no desire to lick my cum in any circumstance. im far from reserved. i love to go down on my current girl until she squirts and have been known to take indulge in the piss and period covered pussy. so im just not trying to sample my own shit broski.

 

[jmdajr]

Lolols!!

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

like the look of an ass, like i the girls ass just looks amazing ill eat it out and stare at it for as long as she wants.



bruh, im not licking my own cum out of a girls ass. i have no desire to lick my cum in any circumstance. im far from reserved. i love to go down on my current girl until she squirts and have been known to take indulge in the piss and period covered pussy. so im just not trying to sample my own shit broski.

Haha damn nigga, you wild.

 

[XenodudeX]

PrudeGAF is strong in this thread.

Why call people a fucking prude if they don't want to stick their tongue up someones booty hole? Piss off with this. Seriously.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

This thread is a mine for hilarious responses.

Never done this butt I'm definitely an ass man.

Can't say that doing oral on a woman from behind would be a bad idea. I'm not about eating ass though.

 

[gdt]

I'll give it a lick sure, but I'm actually more all about popping a finger in there when I'm fingering a girl, and when we are doing it doggy. I'm not even interested in anal like that but I love when a chick likes a finger in there.

 

[mr2t]

 

[ahoyhoy]

bruh, im not licking my own cum out of a girls ass. i have no desire to lick my cum in any circumstance. im far from reserved. i love to go down on my current girl until she squirts and have been known to take indulge in the piss and period covered pussy. so im just not trying to sample my own shit broski.

Don't see how someone would rather have something piss-soaked or blood-drenched over protein-inmbued, but I'm a staunch Bi-GAFer so I guess I have my own biases...

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

DEAD

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Don't see how someone would rather have something piss-soaked or blood-drenched over protein-inmbued, but I'm a staunch Bi-GAFer so I guess I have my own biases...

We're reaching true life advice here folks. I'm writing this poetry down!

 

[RP912]

No shame in the game for me.

 

[GrizzNKev]

I don't get it.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

I don't get it.

Worry about your neighbors and their music before stepping into the big leagues you little tyke.

 

[block tower]

Don't see how someone would rather have something piss-soaked or blood-drenched over protein-inmbued, but I'm a staunch Bi-GAFer so I guess I have my own biases...

ok, i do not want to taste or eat my own semen out of a girls ass. why would i want to lick my own semen. piss and period material is something i can sexually blackout on and enjoy in the moment when im going down on a girl. i could never get comfortable enough to eat, lick or taste my own semen.

 

[botty]