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http://www.thedailymeal.com/40-best-burgers-america
And yes, looks like "steamed hams" make the cut at #32. They're apparently from Connecticut, not upstate New York.
40. The Thurman Burger, Thurman Café (Columbus, Ohio)
39. Sliders, White Manna (Hackensack, N.J.)
38. Mustang Sally Burger, Burger & Beer Joint (Miami)
37. Le Pigeon Burger, Le Pigeon (Portland, Ore.)
36. JCB Jalapeño Cream Burger, My Brother's Bar (Denver)
35. Superburger, Jim-Denny's (Sacramento, Calif.)
34. Cozy Burger, The Cozy Inn (Salina, Kan.)
33. Original Solly Burger, Solly's Grille (Milwaukee)
32. Steamed Cheeseburger, Ted's (Meriden, Conn.)
31. Local Grass-Fed Burger, Craigie on Main (Cambridge, Mass.)
30. The Viagra, Mr. Bartley's Burger Cottage (Cambridge, Mass.)
29. Butter Burger, Lexington Candy Shop (New York City)
28. Sirloin Beef Burger, Sketch Burger (Philadelphia)
27. Double Chili Cheeseburger, The Varsity (Atlanta)
26. Kuma Burger, Kuma's Corner (Chicago)
25. Country-Fried Bacon Burger, Christian's (Houston)
24. Bill’s Burger, Becks Prime (Houston)
When it comes to burgers, the varieties really are infinite, which made it even more important that we assemble our list in the most scientific way possible: We divided our initial list of about 150 candidates into geographic regions, and recruited a panel of 30 noted chefs, restaurateurs, and food writers (including those mentioned above) to then place their votes for their favorites. The results were tallied, and our final list was then assembled.
We also made sure to keep it to just beef burgers, so while the lamb burger at New York’s The Breslin would have ranked highly, that’s a roundup for another day. You’ll also notice that chains with more than 15 locations haven’t been included, in order to give even the smallest burger joint its fair shake; those have been broken out into a separate list.
And yes, looks like "steamed hams" make the cut at #32. They're apparently from Connecticut, not upstate New York.
40. The Thurman Burger, Thurman Café (Columbus, Ohio)
The family-owned Thurman Café makes some tasty burgers; there’s no way around it. The restaurant, which opened in Columbus’ German Village in 1942, has been stuffing guests to the gills ever since, and their flagship Thurman Burger is a masterpiece of the "so big I probably shouldn’t finish it in one sitting but I will anyway" style. Each patty is a whopping three-quarter-pound of 85:15 ground chuck, and this one comes topped with grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, sautéed mushrooms, pickles, jalapeño slices, mayonnaise, a half-pound of sliced ham, melted mozzarella, and American cheese. On second thought, maybe you shouldn’t finish this in one sitting.
39. Sliders, White Manna (Hackensack, N.J.)
A North Jersey legend, White Manna is one of the last remaining diner-style burger joints that arose in the tradition of White Castle. What’s served here is the perfect interpretation of that form, perfected over decades and decades, unchanging. You walk up to the tiny counter, place your order with the grillman, and watch as he smashes a small wad of meat onto the flattop with a handful of thin-sliced onions, keeps careful track of it as it cooks, and sandwiches it into a Martin’s bun. Make it a double with cheese, and the burger that will end up on your plate next to some pickle chips won’t be pretty. It’s astonishingly delicious, however. Order a few — you won’t regret it.
38. Mustang Sally Burger, Burger & Beer Joint (Miami)
This big, unassuming, friendly place serves terrific Angus prime or Wagyu burgers, ranging from 8 to 10 ounces in heft (not to mention the 10-pound "Motherburger"), with all kinds of inspired accompaniments. Choosing just one to typify the place is a challenge, but ultimately we probably have to go with the Mustang Sally: 8 ounces of very juicy, very flavorful Wagyu with red onion marmalade, melted Brie, and prosciutto on a shiny-top brioche bun, with skinny fries on the side. There's nothing classic about this concoction; it's just a generous serving.
37. Le Pigeon Burger, Le Pigeon (Portland, Ore.)
When Gabriel Rucker first opened Le Pigeon in 2006, he only served five of these outstanding burgers per night. How cruel. Today, thankfully, the burger can be purchased at all times, and also at Rucker’s downtown bistro Little Bird. And what a burger it is: A thick square patty of beef from a local farm is seasoned with salt and pepper, grilled (a rarity), topped with sharp Tillamook white Cheddar, an iceberg lettuce slaw, thick slices of grilled pickled onions, mayo, mustard, and housemade ketchup, piled atop a ciabatta bun. If you find yourself in Portland, run, don’t walk, to this burger.
36. JCB Jalapeño Cream Burger, My Brother's Bar (Denver)
This old-fashioned-looking corner bar has been in business under its present identity for more than 40 years — and dates its ancestry back to a century before that. The establishment's famous JCB burger is just a decent-size patty, not overly lean, inside a standard sesame bun — but the inspired combination of cream cheese and sliced pickled jalapeños raises it to another level altogether. The combination is magic.
35. Superburger, Jim-Denny's (Sacramento, Calif.)
This vintage 10-seat diner in the California capital has been serving classic, old-style burgers to everyone from farm workers to politicians since the mid-1930s. For the Superburger, the bready, no-frills bun encloses a griddled patty, well-done but still at least a little juicy, dressed with mustard and mayo and layered with the usual tomato and lettuce. Nothing fancy, just a real burger.
34. Cozy Burger, The Cozy Inn (Salina, Kan.)
There was a big White Castle-inspired hamburger stand boom across America in the early 1920s, and Salina, Kan.’ Cozy Inn is one of the last ones standing. Started as a six-seat counter in 1922, it gained local popularity for serving 1-ounce burgers griddled with chopped onions that came to be known as sliders, and to this day the grillmen are still doing it the old-fashioned way, in the same tiny room, with fluffy white buns made especially for them. A few things to know before going: you’ll want yours "all the way," with ketchup, mustard, a pickle, and onions. Don’t ask for it without onions; don’t ask for it with cheese; don’t ask for fries (just grab a bag of chips). Ask for a sack and you’ll get six; expect to leave smelling like onions.
33. Original Solly Burger, Solly's Grille (Milwaukee)
Family-owned and operated since 1936, Solly’s claim to fame is the butter burger, one of the last and finest examples in the nation. Fresh-ground sirloin is delivered daily from a local butcher, and the shakes, fries, and burgers, complete with a healthy dose of real Wisconsin butter, are prepared in full view of diners. About 15 toppings and burger varieties are available, but the trademark Original Solly Burger is the way to go. Each 3-ounce patty gets cooked on a large flattop griddle, topped with impossibly flavorful stewed onions and a pat of butter that’s at least 2 or 3 tablespoons’ worth, and placed into a soft white bun. The butter melts into the burger and onto the plate, and it’s unlike any other burger you’ll experience.
32. Steamed Cheeseburger, Ted's (Meriden, Conn.)
Most burger purveyors griddle, grill, or pan-sear their patties. Since 1959, Ted's, in this historic community north of New Haven (there is another location in nearby Cromwell and a food truck on the way), has steamed theirs. Steamed meat? Yep. Steamed Cheddar cheese, too. Cooked in custom-designed steam boxes, the burgers, served on kaiser-roll-like buns, lose very little bulk while cooking and, need we say, stay very moist. The steamed cheese is spooned over the patties and cloaks them thickly. Add lettuce and tomato (or complimentary sautéed onions and/or mushrooms) and you've got an unusual, and unusually good, burger.
31. Local Grass-Fed Burger, Craigie on Main (Cambridge, Mass.)
Serious chefs never used to serve burgers in their restaurants, and when they started doing so, you always sort of had the feeling that they were doing it under duress and would much rather you didn't order one so they could sell you that heritage pork belly and bone marrow tower with kale pesto and quinoa foam instead. Tony Maws, at his splendid Cambridge restaurant, offers a really great burger — fat and dripping with flavor — and has figured out an easy way to keep the number of burger orders down: He prepares only 18 of them a day. If you're 19th in line, sorry Charlie. It's worth getting to the place early for this 8-ounce grass-fed patty (custom-blended daily from various cuts of meat) on a house-baked dome-shaped sesame bun, complemented by Shelburne Farm Vermont cheddar, vinaigrette-dressed lettuce and tomato, and Maws' own mace-flavored ketchup.
30. The Viagra, Mr. Bartley's Burger Cottage (Cambridge, Mass.)
Since 1960, Mr. Bartley’s has been serving 7-ounce, freshly ground burgers to hoards of hungry Harvard students. Bill Bartley still mans the grill after more than 30 years, and his parents, founders Joe and Joan, still run the front of house. Fresh-ground chuck comes in from a local butcher daily, and the patties are formed using a special contraption that doesn’t compress the meat too much. They’re seared on a ripping-hot griddle, and the cheese is griddled separately and eased onto the patty before it’s served. The burger selection is enormous, but you’re going to want to try The Viagra, which is topped with blue cheese and bacon. Wash it down with a lime rickey with some onion rings on the side, and take in a place where time seems to stand perfectly still. Unless there’s a Red Sox game on.
29. Butter Burger, Lexington Candy Shop (New York City)
Stepping inside the Lexington Candy Shop on New York City’s Upper East Side really is like stepping back in time. There are the spinning stools of diners past, ice-cream sodas, frosted malts, Formica, and a general wear and patina on everything around you — no wonder, this luncheonette has been doing its thing since 1925. And it still makes your Coke the old-fashioned way: a shot of syrup and a seltzer spritz. There may be a time and a place for a defense of the "diner burger," but this isn’t it. Why? There’s a special burger genre to sample here: the Lexington Butter Burger. It’s far from the only burger place serving this rendition; Milwaukee’s Solly’s Grille (founded 1936) gets a lot of that love, but it’s ridiculously delicious nonetheless, and the panel ranked this rendition higher than Solly's (#33). Conventional burger bun, a flat, but juicy patty that has that caramelized brown crust, and a heaping, honking tablespoon of buttah that arrives still intact but melting. Salty and juicy, dripping wet and indulgent, you’ll appreciate the vinegary pickle to cut through it all, but the Lexington Candy Shop’s butter burger is a decades-old next-level move that always feels revolutionary.
28. Sirloin Beef Burger, Sketch Burger (Philadelphia)
It looks sort of like a psychedelic preschool, all Day-Glo colors and funky signs and crowdsourced artwork, but this small Philadelphia burger joint serves up an exquisitely simple, highly flavorful 8-ounce sirloin burger, served on a doughy white bun from a local bakery with sliced tomato, shredded lettuce, and a choice of sauces — among them hot mustard, BBQ, harissa aïoli, and (a surprising retro choice) green goddess. Sketch also serves a smashed onion burger, a truffle butter burger, and a Cyclops burger (with bacon and a fried egg), but why would you tamper with elementary success?
27. Double Chili Cheeseburger, The Varsity (Atlanta)
It’s not because The Varsity claims to be the world’s largest drive-in, or that it’s one of the few restaurants in America that still employs carhops. No, neither is it The Varsity’s staying power (founder Frank Gordy launched it with a $2,000 nest egg and "million dollar taste buds" in 1928) and its expansion to some eight locations in the greater Atlanta and Athens areas. Nope, it’s about one of the country’s most idiosyncratic burgers: the double chili cheeseburger. There’s something going on with the buns ‘round these parts — they get condensed and sweeter. Make no mistake, this is a greasy cheeseburger, more compact than most double cheeseburgers, but one whose sloppy, cheesy, saltiness all comes together in a solid, but proportionately fluid burger, both texturally and flavor-wise. No wonder it’s one of America’s best burgers (and for just $2.83).
26. Kuma Burger, Kuma's Corner (Chicago)
It’s a the sign of a great food city when you can find two crazy restaurant waits within three blocks of each other. So it is in the case of Hot Doug’s and Kuma’s Corner, some would argue Chicago’s best hot dog and burger joints. It’s not a quiet place to eat — the restaurant’s ethos is "Support your community. Eat beef. Bang your head." But with all the pyrotechnics that go off when you take a bite, the heavy metal doesn’t just make sense — it’s a perfect fit. There are burgers with tomatillo salsa and fried chiles, burgers with Sriracha and grilled pineapple, but you have to start with the signature: the Kuma Burger: bacon, sharp Cheddar, lettuce, tomato, onion, and a fried egg. It’s not as though there’s not enough flavor in the burger, but that egg... whoah.
25. Country-Fried Bacon Burger, Christian's (Houston)
This loud and lively sports bar offers diners a choice of sizes, burger-wise: one-third pound, one-half pound, and one pound. The country-fried bacon version is a half-pound patty slathered with mustard and mayo and layered with lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, and country-fried bacon — which, yes, is bacon that has been battered and deep-fried — has got to be about the most mouth-filling burger in America. And it's a really good one, too.
24. Bill’s Burger, Becks Prime (Houston)
There are 12 locations of Beck’s Prime in Houston and two in Dallas, and not one has a freezer. Founded in 1985, Beck’s has become a beloved institution since then, serving half-pound Angus chuck burgers that are hand-ground and formed on-site daily. While they offer your usual variety of cheeses and toppings, the Bill’s Burger is the way to go. With sautéed onions, sliced Cheddar, bacon, jalapeños, secret sauce, and lettuce, it’s a true gem, and is sure to make your dining companions jealous./quote]
23. Griddled Burger, Edzo’s (Chicago)
To know Edzo’s, you must first know Eddie Lakin, a former line cook who worked in high-end kitchens around the world before settling back on his home turf to flip burgers for a living. But what burgers these are: Choice chuck, hand-cut and ground on-premises every morning, handled gently and given a shake of salt and pepper as they cook. Burgers at the original Evanston location are available in two preparations, smashed flat on a griddle, or grilled over an open flame (these "Char Burgers" aren’t available at the new Lincoln Park location). Go for the classic griddled burger: thin and crispy, served with up to three on a bun, topped with the classics as well as interesting options like garlic butter, fried eggs, and giardiniera (this is Chicago, after all).
22. Double Winstead, Winstead’s (Kansas City, Mo.)
Winstead’s is a household name in the Kansas City area, serving diner staples and "steakburgers" for more than 70 years. These burgers are what the locals crave when they leave the city: fresh-ground Choice beef, served with mustard, ketchup, pickles, and a thick slice of onion (with cheese lettuce, tomato, and bacon if you want it), served on a soft white bun. The double is the way to go, offering two 2-ounce patties, smashed down on the griddle until they’re essentially just crust, but retaining moisture. If this is your preferred type of burger, then you probably agree with Kansas City native Calvin Trillin, who proclaimed it one of the best burgers in the world. Get cheese, order a limeade and fries, take in your surroundings, and enjoy what Hamburger America’s George Motz calls "the perfect diner eating experience."
21. Steak House Burger, Brindle Room (New York City)
At the East Village’s Brindle Room, chef/owner Jeremy Spector is serving a lunch-only burger that, at $12, is a certifiable steal. The reason? Dry-aged meat. Prime aged beef trimmings and deckle are brought in from his partner’s New Jersey restaurant, and give this burger a pronounced mineral-rich funk. It comes topped with caramelized onions and your choice of cheese, but honestly, would you top a dry-aged rib-eye with cheese? The soft white generic bun perfectly holds it all together.