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[Risgroo]

Cardboard Pastor is terrifying.

 

[JadedWriter]

Cardboard Pastor is terrifying.

And cardboard Grosjean looks like a murderous clown.

 

[Shaneus]

Webber
Alonso
McLaren MP4/4
Stoddart

 

[Shaneus]

No surprise, Williams are keen for the season to resume.

 

[frontieruk]

No surprise, Williams are keen for the season to resume.

Bottas with that I'll cut you up face lol

 

[Wax Free Vanilla]

Bild Sport and Autosport say Ferrari have their sights set on Verstappen for 2017, Kimi to drive in 2016.



Honda says token upgrades will bring high power output, but other parts maybe too weak to handle it.

 

[Aiii]

Cardboard Pastor is terrifying.

He's fine. Grosjean however looks like he'll visit you at night and take you forcefully.

Bild Sport and Autosport say Ferrari have their sights set on Verstappen for 2017, Kimi to drive in 2016.

Hnnnng.

 

[stryke]

Bild Sport and Autosport say Ferrari have their sights set on Verstappen for 2017, Kimi to drive in 2016.

lol Helmut must be worried then. Verstappen was promoted quickly so that they could keep him around.

Might be smart for Verstappen though considering high turnover of Torro Rosso and Ric is contracted until 2018. Don't know about Kyvat but if he keeps improving I don't think he'll be bumped off soon either.

 

[Aiii]

lol Helmut must be worried then. Verstappen was promoted quickly so that they could keep him around.

Might be smart for Verstappen though considering high turnover of Torro Rosso and Ric is contracted until 2018. Don't know about Kyvat but if he keeps improving I don't think he'll be bumped off soon either.

If Red Bull drops Renault for a b-spec customer engine, Verstappen will want to jump ship as soon as possible. Another year there to get some much needed experience and then to a race-winning team seems like his best bet.

Plus when your team continues to threaten to leave F1, why stick around?

 

[DD]

He'd probably say something about how samurai's take steam baths with other men.

Hahaha, man that would be effin EPIC. Two great drivers, and Alonso has had to deal with so much shit, and it never affect his performances. The guy is a fuckin' rock. That would be LOLs for the whole year with Nelson trying to destroy his mental health and Fernando not being affected at all.

 

[Zeknurn]

This one would be pretty great.

 

[JadedWriter]

Hahaha, man that would be effin EPIC. Two great drivers, and Alonso has had to deal with so much shit, and it never affect his performances. The guy is a fuckin' rock. That would be LOLs for the whole year with Nelson trying to destroy his mental health and Fernando not being affected at all.

I can see Alonso flipping his lid if Piquet insulted his girlfriend, especially the one before the current one. Piquet would constantly ask him why she isn't attending her high school classes or something.

 

[ElTorro]

Pastor Maldonado
Yuji Ide
Flavio Briattore
Ligier JS5

 

[Risgroo]

Pastor Maldonado
Yuji Ide
Flavio Briattore
Ligier JS5

Sakon Yamamoto
Zsolt Baumgartner
Martin Whitmarsh
MasterCard Lola T97/30

 

[fu3lfr3nzy]

Bild Sport and Autosport say Ferrari have their sights set on Verstappen for 2017, Kimi to drive in 2016.

So Bottas isnt going to Ferrari?

 

[Zeknurn]

The new Formula E cars sound great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zBFeAPSpbM
For season two the rules regarding the powertrains have been opened and eight new manufacturers have entered Formula E. The new motors, invertors and gearboxes have created unique new sounds. Listen to the difference here.

 

[marvelharvey]

The new Formula E cars sound great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zBFeAPSpbM
For season two the rules regarding the powertrains have been opened and eight new manufacturers have entered Formula E. The new motors, invertors and gearboxes have created unique new sounds. Listen to the difference here.

Virgin Racing's air-raid siren is by far the best.

 

[Aiii]

The new Formula E cars sound great.

Yeah, no they don't.

And that's fine, they're never going to. They will always sound like high pitched golf carts.

 

[JadedWriter]

The new Formula E cars sound great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zBFeAPSpbM
For season two the rules regarding the powertrains have been opened and eight new manufacturers have entered Formula E. The new motors, invertors and gearboxes have created unique new sounds. Listen to the difference here.

The Virgin car sounds like it's warning you about an impending Luftwaffe attack. The Audi sounded interesting as well.

 

[frontieruk]

Virgin Racing's air-raid siren is by far the best.

The Virgin car sounds like it's warning you about an impending Luftwaffe attack. The Audi sounded interesting as well.

I'm terrified that the ABT Scheaffler Audi Sport has a dentists drill powering it

 

[JadedWriter]

I'm terrified that the ABT Scheaffler Audi Sport has a dentists drill powering it

Maybe the engineers were a huge fan of Marathon Man.

 

[Adam Scott Aukerman]

I find it quite hard to believe that Red Bull have Ricciardo locked down tighter than Vestappen given the deal they made to get him signed in the first place.

 

[yami4ct]

Bild Sport and Autosport say Ferrari have their sights set on Verstappen for 2017, Kimi to drive in 2016.

There's no way RBR gives that kid up. They'd sooner kick Kvyat out and give Max that seat if it otherwise meant losing him.

 

[Psychotext]

The new Formula E cars sound great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zBFeAPSpbM
For season two the rules regarding the powertrains have been opened and eight new manufacturers have entered Formula E. The new motors, invertors and gearboxes have created unique new sounds. Listen to the difference here.

I like it. Cool that there's some diversity there now.

 

[Zaru]

The new Formula E cars sound great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zBFeAPSpbM
For season two the rules regarding the powertrains have been opened and eight new manufacturers have entered Formula E. The new motors, invertors and gearboxes have created unique new sounds. Listen to the difference here.

They sound like the cars in F1 games from the early 90s.That is not a compliment.

 

[dubc35]

Recipe Corner @ Sniff Petrol

PASTA MALDONADO

Ingredients
– 150g of penne pasta
– 1 onion
– 1 garlic clove
– 125g cherry tomatoes
– 1 tbsp olive oil
– A pinch chili flakes
– 75kg carbon fibre
– 750bhp cream cheese
– Salt and chequebook

Preparation method
1. Bring a large pan of salted water to the boil, add the pasta and cook for 12 minutes. Be careful not to scald yourself… Ouch! Oh God, that burns!
2. Meanwhile finely chop the onions… Oh, shit! I’ve just stabbed myself in the face!
3. Next heat the oil in a large, deep frying pan… Oh Jesus H Christ, the whole kitchen’s on fire…
4. Continue to be allowed to cook for another season.

 

[JadedWriter]

Recipe Corner @ Sniff Petrol

You mean to tell me crashing into a rival chef on prupose isn't part of that recipe?

 

[frontieruk]

You mean to tell me crashing into a rival chef on prupose isn't part of that recipe?

the other Chef moved across causing the collision, he had no right being on the cooking line

 

[JadedWriter]

the other Chef moved across causing the collision, he had no right being on the cooking line

That table he crashed into came from out of nowhere.

 

[Mastah]

You mean to tell me crashing into a rival chef on prupose isn't part of that recipe?

He simply overcooked it, that's not his fault!

 

[JadedWriter]

He simply overcooked it, that's not his fault!

The restaurant he was cooking for intentionally sabotaged him.

 

[Myoclonic Jerk]

lol

https://youtu.be/IE8DufgdPdQ?t=1m28s

LOL

 

[DD]

Oh wow, Piquet Jr. just won all of the rounds this weekend at Red Bull Global Rallycross event in Washington. Dude can drive anything!

 

[Massa]

Oh wow, Piquet Jr. just won all of the rounds this weekend at Red Bull Global Rallycross event in Washington. Dude can drive anything!

He’s a really good driver, and closer to Alonso in his rookie year than Massa and Kimi were. Shame that cunt Briatore ended his F1 career.

 

[frontieruk]

An elderly fan was just spotted at the motogp... He knows his stuff

 

[Mastah]

"Spa is the final upgrade for this year, with ancillaries to follow in the following race," Arai told AUTOSPORT.

"Mk 3 [will be introduced] in Spa [and] we have already started development on next season's power unit.

"Mk 4 will be on the same level as Mercedes, that is the target; Mk 3 will be on a level similar to Ferrari, which is what we're aiming for. It's a big step."

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/120337

#believeinmclarenhonda

 

[itsgreen]

#believeinmclarenhonda

I am so excited, will probably be on the end of the Kemmel straight during the race, can't wait for the glorious mark 3 smoke

 

[xrnzaaas]

Mk 5 will be on the same level as the Discovery Shuttle

Mk 6 will be on a similar level to the Starship Enterprise

 

[CaseyTappy]

Andrea de Cesaris
Paul Belmondo
Jean-Pierre Van Rossem
Super Aguri F1

 

[Risgroo]

#believeinmclarenhonda

alonsolaughsthensuddenlygetsallsad.gif

 

[ramparter]

#believeinmclarenhonda

Finally.

 

[Psychotext]

Finally.

On the subject...

 

[dubc35]

Arai has mostly been full of shit. I expect this to be along the same lines. I'd like to be wrong but I doubt it.

 

[JadedWriter]

Mk 5 will be on the same level as the Discovery Shuttle

Mk 6 will be on a similar level to the Starship Enterprise

Don't you mean Challenger Shuttle?

 

[Zeknurn]

Here's a lap of Donington by Prost from pre-season testing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdFGmVLQDdk

 

[JadedWriter]

Here's a lap of Donington by Prost from pre-season testing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdFGmVLQDdk

Was I the only one that clicked on this expecting Alain?

 

[DD]

Was I the only one that clicked on this expecting Alain?

I was expecting the Verstappens.

 

[Aiii]

I wish Formula E was quicker.

 

[xrnzaaas]

Don't you mean Challenger Shuttle?

Maybe, not sure. Which was the one that crashed and burned?

 

[JadedWriter]

Maybe, not sure. Which was the one that crashed and burned?

Challenger.