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[Trigger]

I just listened to Carly Rae's new single curosity I might be stannning guys I might be.

 

[twobear]

I just listened to Carly Rae's new single curosity I might be stannning guys I might be.

 

[Nemesis_]

This GIF single handedly makes her the most annoying in POP

 

[Trigger]

It's PURE unadulterated GLEE, Nem. How can you hate it?

 

[Nemesis_]

I actually want to HIT her

 

[Dr. Malik]

 

[Bladenic]

 

[Trigger]

 

[Styles]

I actually want to HIT her

Me too, sis.

Spoiler

Go listen to Enchanted.

 

[Bladenic]

Poor Jepsus, everyone coming for her.

 

[Christopher]

The only hits that are gonig on here is Carly tearing up the charts, taking over... where are your favs now...?

 

[Nemesis_]

The only hits that are gonig on here is Carly tearing up the charts, taking over... where are your favs now...?

Making millions from their tours tbh

 

[Trigger]

If only people would let Carly into their PRESSED lives.

Spoiler

Go listen to Enchanted.

I endorse this course of action.

 

[royalan]

You know, after listening to it a few times, I have to say that I really do like "Call Me Maybe."

Just such a purely fun song. Catchy as fuck hook. Catchy bridge. Unique and punchy beat. It's a great song.

And totally unlike all this Euro-Dance crap that has been polluting the airwaves with 43728363823 songs that sound exactly the same and have the exact same structure.

I listened to some other tracks of hers and they all pretty much suck, so I doubt I'll ever become a fan of Jepsen in general. But "Call Me Maybe" is a great slice of Pop. A return to basics at a time we really needed it.

 

[Styles]

The only hits that are gonig on here is Carly tearing up the charts, taking over... where are your favs now...?

Prepping up for another 1 million + album debut.

 

[Majmun]

I just listened to Carly Rae's new single curosity I might be stannning guys I might be.

No you won't.

That Cunty Ray song is such a big offender to pop music. One of the worst I've seen

 

[Nemesis_]

GET IN THE DJ ROOM I AM BORED

 

[Trigger]

No you won't.

That Cunty Ray song is such a big offender to pop music. One of the worst I've seen

 

[Weemanply109]

This thread right now.

 

[Nemesis_]

*insert Carly Rae Breakdown here*

 

[JCX]

Of course Britney isn't doing well. A well adjusted adult doesn't need a legal guardian. She works best in a rehearsed controlled environment. If she won't be even slightly critical now, she'll fall apart during the live shows.

 

[Trigger]

Britney honestly just doesn't have all her faculties at this point. She needs therapy and no more limelight. X-Factor will be a sad mess a good time.

I see you're filled with the Carly spirit.

 

[Styles]

#RIPNEMESIS

 

[Weemanply109]

You guys are going a bit overboard. I think she'll be fine.

If she does breakdown though, then I will repent.

 

[Majmun]

Definitely here for the Britney meltdowns and breakdowns

 

[Weemanply109]

You guys are so evil. I can't.

 

[Trigger]

Definitely here for the Britney meltdowns and breakdowns

Britney will have a meltdown from all the people wanting gossiping about her having a breakdown at this point. Though if what was stated earlier is true then I imagine she might be Paula Abdul 2.0. All rainbows and sunshine.






And I'm here for that.

 

[Nemesis_]

Been driven to suicide.

BYE POP GAF

 

[Trigger]

Been driven to suicide.

BYE POP GAF

May the Jepsen be with you, Nem.

#PrayersForTheOpressed

 

[Dr. Malik]

Been driven to suicide.

BYE POP GAF

before you do that, Get rid of all your Gaga stuff
I dont want suicide to keep being associated with Gaga fans

 

[royalan]

Britney will have a meltdown from all the people wanting gossiping about her having a breakdown at this point. Though if what was stated earlier is true then I imagine she might be Paula Abdul 2.0. All rainbows and sunshine.






And I'm here for that.

Here's the thing though: I highly doubt Britney is going to have a traditional "breakdown" on the show. With the people surrounding her (Her father Satan, and her husband Beelzebub), she'll be doped-up on mood suppressants the second they see a possible breakdown approaching.

No, what I imagine will happen will be far worse:

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Britney Spears is going to be the most boring, useless judge to grace the panel of a singing competition.

She's going to sit there, smiling like a brain-dead robot, giving always-positive, nonsensical and possibly even scripted comments to everyone. There will be no wit, no personality, no sign that the original Britney Spears is in the building.

And it's going to damn-near kill her brand.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

Been driven to suicide.

BYE POP GAF

You kick me from the pop dj room, I kick you from life.

 

[Nemesis_]

You kick me from the pop dj room, I kick you from life.

It was an accident MUSLIM PARIS

 

[Trigger]

LMAO. "Muslim Paris"

Here's the thing though: I highly doubt Britney is going to have a traditional "breakdown" on the show. With the people surrounding her (Her father Satan, and her husband Beelzebub), she'll be doped-up on mood suppressants the second they see a possible breakdown approaching.

No, what I imagine will happen will be far worse:

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Britney Spears is going to be the most boring, useless judge to grace the panel of a singing competition.

She's going to sit there, smiling like a brain-dead robot, giving always-positive, nonsensical and possibly even scripted comments to everyone. There will be no wit, no personality, no sign that the original Britney Spears is in the building.

And it's going to damn-near kill her brand.

It will be interesting to see how it develops. The POP-GAF members who went claimed that people were booing her. I'm interested to see if she'll be a snooze. The execs will give her the nicest edit possible. However Simon can't get ratings off her name alone, and a lot of X-Factor's previous drama was pretty unscripted.

I don't imagine it'll damage her brand though. No one goes to Britney for the intellectual stimulation. All she has to do is not flip out. I imagine her manager husband's real goal is just to boost visibility before a possible album drop. Basically what J-Lo did on Idol.

1.Sign on for big payday
2.Don't judge shit
3.Promote Singles or get sponsorships
4. Drop show after a season or two

 

[G-Fex]

Step back ladies, Kylie is back and on top!

She's just phenomenal

 

[Nemesis_]

LMAO. "Muslim Paris"

You know my AVATAR RULE, right?

Because right now I imagine that LAURYN HILL is posting in POP-GAF

 

[twobear]

He thinks I'm Ryan Gosling.

Sucks to be you UGLY LESSORS.

 

[Dr. Malik]

You know my AVATAR RULE, right?

Because right now I imagine that LAURYN HILL is posting in POP-GAF

Do you still see me as Drake...

 

[Trigger]

I don't see how you can call William Levy bland and then stan for Ryan Goosling. He's average.

You know my AVATAR RULE, right?

Because right now I imagine that LAURYN HILL is posting in POP-GAF

Only in an alternate universe where Lauryn didn't have a creative breakdown.

#PrayingForTheComeback

 

[Nemesis_]

He thinks I'm Ryan Gosling.

Sucks to be you UGLY LESSORS.

Template of WHO TO BE tbh

Do you still see me as Drake...

I did! But then I got to know you and realised you CHANGE SO OFTEN that your PHYSICAL FORM probably CHANGES too. (But yes, you're still MUSCLE DRAKE). Is that filth official artwork?

Pho is an asian girl. Not sure if want anymore tbh

Spoiler

The shit you get when you type RYAN GOSLING into GOOGLE

 

[twobear]

I don't see how you can call William Levy bland and then stan for Ryan Goosling. He's average.

 

[Nemesis_]

I don't see how you can call William Levy bland and then stan for Ryan Goosling. He's average.

People know who Gosling is, hun

 

[Trigger]

 

[twobear]

This William Levy guy is so GENERIC HOT GUY.

I mean I wouldn't kick him out of bed but I couldn't imagine him ever having a stalker tbh.

 

[Trigger]

What has this thread DEVOLVED into?

 

[Dr. Malik]

William Levy is a god amongst men, I want his seed

 

[Nemesis_]

What has this thread DEVOLVED into?

A BASTION of TASTE tbh

 

[Delio]

Marius looks like we have to slay someone.

 

[Plywood]

Plywood showed us he's a Kylie stan, but he doesnt come here anymore i guess

I found this post while looking for my kylie .gifs(I forgot what I named them).

I'll try and stop by more often.

 

[Kyon]

I think Brit will be fine. I know everyone means well but at the same time the people SUPPORTING her are almost always the same ones SHADING and calling her a trainwreck every damn move she makes. This was the reason she wasnt around the media spotlight. She's everyone's favorite PUNCHING BAG. Ya'll say the same damn shit everyday just WAIT. #Meltdown

I found this post while looking for my kylie .gifs(I forgot what I named them).

I'll try and stop by more often.

You're even stan for the MOTHER OF DRAGONS? <3