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The GAF POP |OT| of Diversity, Hidden Talent, and Stan Wars

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The last 2 pages.

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Is Nem supposed to be keeping count for everytime Gaga falls and get hit by pieces of her falling lego castle?
I like stats
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B-Dex

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Stuck, More To Life and I Promise were pretty flawless when they came out. I can't believe it's almost a decade since they were released :S

Don't remember any of those songs tbh. Didn't even know this stacie chick existed before roy mentioned her.
 

SaintZ

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I don't know in the US (although Wiki says she had some... moderate success there) but in Mexico, all her singles stayed forever in the top 10. Specially Stuck. My 17 year old self remembers them fondly.
 

Icicle

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What VILE filth the past few pages has been filled with! The GAF-Hivemind has been a bastion of REFINED tastes and a BEACON for all things DECENT. This intense adoration for Lana Del Ray Elizabeth Woolridge Grant and Rihanus has made me realize that that Pop-GAF's own Hivemind is that of a giant BABOON. What else could possibly explain the worship of such filthy SHIT?!

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botty

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What VILE filth the past few pages has been filled with! The GAF-Hivemind has been a bastion of REFINED tastes and a BEACON for all things DECENT. This intense adoration for Lana Del Ray Elizabeth Woolridge Grant and Rihanus has made me realize that that Pop-GAF's own Hivemind is that of a giant BABOON. What else could possibly explain the worship of such filthy SHIT?!

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Um.

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Mau ®

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Ya'll pressed hoz ready for this?

Billboard has reviewed Katy Perry's movie. And they loved it
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Katy Perry's "Part of Me" is a gamble: that pop fans will follow her from the arena to the movie theater. But the film, following in the recent success of Michael Jackson's "This Is It" and Justin Bieber's "Never Say Never," should have no trouble drawing her Katy Cats to the multiplex.

"Part of Me" is a concert movie, a tour documentary and "Behind the Music"-style biography all at once, a balance it strikes perfectly. Its narrative is clear: in 2011, Perry sets out on the biggest tour of her life as her sophomore album, "Teenage Dream," ascends the charts and scores a record-setting five No. 1 singles. To casual observers, Perry's rise might seem like an overnight success, a myth the film is intent on squashing. "Part of Me" peels back the fairy tale, showcasing Perry's religious upbringing, her years of label struggles and finally, her divorce from comedian Russell Brand, alongside powerhouse performances from her "California Dreams" stadium tour and gushing footage of her adoring fans.

Though the movie skimps on parts of her history -- her stint on the Warped Tour and a tabloid-chronicled 2008 break-up from longtime boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes are notably absent -- fans will be pleased to see an intimate portrait of her rise to fame that's full of vintage footage and charming behind-the-scenes moments. The vintage material is especially revelatory: an 18-year-old Perry offers the film's boldest confessionals, and rare music videos of her Alanis Morissette-influenced pre-fame songs are a surprising treat.

The 2011 tour is the visual highlight: the performances are eye-popping, making full use of the film's 3D to showcase Perry's rainbow-colored dancers and elaborate stage. The show-stoppers include her first hit, "I Kissed a Girl" -- reimagined here as a slow jam that builds into a hard rock anthem -- and the film-closing "California Gurls," which explodes the screen into floating layers of confetti. There's also a payoff involving a candy-cane weapon that will please theater nerds familiar with Chekov's Gun.

While "Part of Me" reveals a number of personal moments, the most endearing are the silly ones
-- Katy giving her unimpressed grandmother a tour jacket (Grandma nearly steals the movie), or jumping in shock when she feels a pregnant fan's baby kick. Of all Perry's relationships, it's the one with her fans that seems closest to her heart: we see her struggling through exhaustion to go to another meet-and-greet and feeling overwhelmed on stage when Brazilian fans start an impromptu "We love you" chant. "I wish I could speak Portuguese," she says, glowing.

Her whirlwind relationship with Brand, a controversial character in his own right, is carefully inserted among her sugar-sweet career achievements. He makes brief but powerful appearances in the film: after one hometown show, he greets her with a pet name ("Hi, Sausage!") as she tells him she always sings better when he's in the audience. It's a sincere, touching moment -- it's also the last we see of him, as Perry's endless trek blurs into a global montage of candy imagery and long flights. Their split is handled with a montage of TV news headlines, and in the film's heaviest scene, a crying Perry is unwilling to share her private tragedy with her manager and assistant before pulling it together and taking the stage.

"Part of Me" is ultimately an underdog story, the tale of a girl who wouldn't give up on her own teenage dream. It's an aspirational worldview shared by Bieber, who cameos in the film and showed his support at Tuesday night's Hollywood premiere -- which saw its pink carpet graced by Selena Gomez and Carly Rae Jepsen, who's beginning her own Perry-esque rise -- and why not? Throughout the film, Perry is portrayed as a indefatigable worker, the "CEO of Katy Perry" -- and if that's the kind of savvy and hustle that inspires the young fans whose testimonials frame the movie, her biggest dreams may be yet to come true.

I cant wait to see this shit. I'll be WIDE AWAKE soon and start stanning, maybe
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Mau ®

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Hun, Tranet MIMES even more on her own FLOP tours.

Go take a seat. Both gurls are way past their primes, but at least people wanna see a Madonna tour.
 
Can someone explain these monstrous veins? It's not like she's actually singing during her concert.

It's called vascularity. It's a sign of good health and low body fat, something Janet has obviously never experienced. She's only thin when she gets paid for it. I guess the poor gurl has to pay the bills somehow since her career has been non-existent for the good part of last decade.

These shades write themselves tbh.

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Icicle

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And Moldonna's career has been REDUCED to her whipping out what were ONCE her titties in order to draw ATTENTION away from the DEAFENING BOOS of her own fans.

The saggy whore can't even get a SHRED of the controversy that made Janet the MOST SEARCHED PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET, a title which she still easily holds. Her Vadgesty's ticket prices must be inflated to cover the high cost of decontaminating each venue after MASS-VOMITING occurs.

Gaga + Beyonce + Britney + Madonnasaur's Google searches COMBINED are a drop in the bucket compared to the WORLDWIDE FAME of Miss Janet Jackson. You can stay FOREVER pressed.

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Kyon

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And Moldonna's career has been REDUCED to her whipping out what were ONCE her titties in order to draw ATTENTION away from the DEAFENING BOOS of her own fans.

The saggy whore can't even get a SHRED of the controversy that made Janet the MOST SEARCHED PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET, a title which she still easily holds. Her Vadgesty's ticket prices must be inflated to cover the high cost of decontaminating each venue after MASS-VOMITING occurs.

Gaga + Beyonce + Britney + Madonnasaur's Google searches COMBINED are a drop in the bucket compared to the WORLDWIDE FAME of Miss Janet Jackson. You can stay FOREVER pressed.

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Icicle

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Don't think I've shared this CLASSIC Madonna gif with you all before. Oprah + Madonna in one gif.... the body count of #DEAD gorls could get quite high...


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Mau ®

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It's just fun to see you make a call on what a role model is when your fave is LITERALLY the worst

Your point still makes no sense. I did not claim Brit to be a role model.

Clearly you were threatened by the true tea
of your faves kleptomaniac disorder and decided to come for a woman on the onset of a mental disease.

Stay classy *.*
 

Majmun

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Kleptoncé even forgot that Run The World was her own song when she stole it to write End Of Time *.*

End of Time should've been the first single. I'm sure the album would've generated more hype.

Run the World and Party are basically the worst songs on the album. RTW being the first single she released, and Party the last one. Weird decisions made by Bee...
 
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