No. I think I'd say that even Voyager and Enterprise are better than the TNG Movies.Are the movies any good btw?
Starting the final season of the TNG and I feel bummed out. I don't want this series to end, it's just been too much fun.
Are the movies any good btw? People like to shit on Nemesis I hear.
The biggest problem with Generations is that it has the horrible horrible Matrix-Battery problem of the badguy not just flying a shuttle into the ribbon. His plan is such an insane Bond villainesque piece of work that if you stop for even a second to think about it you have just have to laugh.
The biggest problem with Generations is that it has the horrible horrible Matrix-Battery problem of the badguy not just flying a shuttle into the ribbon. His plan is such an insane Bond villainesque piece of work that if you stop for even a second to think about it you have just have to laugh.
Even as a kid I knew I was being insulted.
Reused SFX shots
Sublight rocket hitting the sun in less than 8 minutes
Riker letting the a tiny BOP blast the Enterprise to pieces
Kirk dies in a most unceremonious way.
Soran not flying into the ribbon when clearly you can because Kirk did.
*shakes head*
No. I think I'd say that even Voyager and Enterprise are better than the TNG Movies.
But they're worth watching, if only so you can properly enjoy the Plinkett reviews.
Edit:
"Star Trek Generations is the stupidest movie ever made."
"Star Trek First Contact is the three thousandth, nine hundred and sixty seventh worst film ever made."
"Star Trek Insurrection sucks my balls."
"Star Trek Nemesis is the final nail in the proverbial space coffin."
The biggest problem with Generations is that it has the horrible horrible Matrix-Battery problem of the badguy not just flying a shuttle into the ribbon. His plan is such an insane Bond villainesque piece of work that if you stop for even a second to think about it you have just have to laugh.
Meh. Star Trek VI finished up TOS on a high note, both as a movie and with the final scene of the movie. The beginning of Generations was all "Hey guess what? We're has-beens now!" They were better in Futurama. Kirk wasn't even heroic in the beginning part of Generations, he was just barely-competent in the face of incompetence. And then Kirk had no real reason to show up at all in the later part of the movie. He was just there. It felt more like William Shatner was visiting the movie than Jim Kirk was. And then heThe beginning of Generations is pretty good though, seeing some of the old TOS cast on screen for the last time.
Wrath of Khan is a classic. First Contact ruined the Borg. Voyager actually pulled the Borg out of the gutter (and then dropped them back in a couple more times, but they generally cleaned them up). The movie started okay, but once they wentFirst Contact is a great movie. Best TNG movie by far and right up there with Wrath of Khan IMO. Definitely a must-watch if you like TNG.
Insurrection was originally written to aspire to be the greatest TNG two-parter ever, to right the ship so-to-speak after the previous two movies took TNG so far off course, but everyone from the producers to the actors fucked it up and demanded that the movie be schlock like the previous TNG movies. Apparently the TNG movies aren't for people who liked the TV show, they're for general-audience people who buy tickets to go see action movies based on how exciting the promotional material makes it look. All this "plot" stuff is of very minor importance. Patrick Stewart read the script and refused to play Starfleet's high-and-mighty philosopher prince. He demanded that they rewrite his character to be more like John McClane in Die Hard, otherwise he wouldn't sign on. Sadly, the movie probably would've been better if the writers hadn't even bothered trying to fix the TNG movies.Insurrection is... slow. Feels more like a long episode than a movie, which may not necessarily be a bad thing if that's what you're looking for. I enjoy it a bit more than most though. The humour is terrible and forced (as it is in pretty much all the TNG movies), but it really felt like old episodic TNG, which I kinda liked.
Meh. Star Trek VI finished up TOS on a high note, both as a movie and with the final scene of the movie. The beginning of Generations was all "Hey guess what? We're has-beens now!" They were better in Futurama. Kirk wasn't even heroic in the beginning part of Generations, he was just barely-competent in the face of incompetence.
Wrath of Khan is a classic. First Contact ruined the Borg. Voyager actually pulled the Borg out of the gutter (and then dropped them back in a couple more times, but they generally cleaned them up). The movie started okay, but once they went, the away-mission shenanigans were awful, and the on-ship storyline wasn't much better.back in time
Insurrection was originally written to aspire to be the greatest TNG two-parter ever, to right the ship so-to-speak after the previous two movies took TNG so far off course, but everyone from the producers to the actors fucked it up and demanded that the movie be schlock like the previous TNG movies. Apparently the TNG movies aren't for people who liked the TV show, they're for general-audience people who buy tickets to go see action movies based on how exciting the promotional material makes it look. All this "plot" stuff is of very minor importance. Patrick Stewart read the script and refused to play Starfleet's high-and-mighty philosopher prince. He demanded that they rewrite his character to be more like John McClane in Die Hard, otherwise he wouldn't sign on. Sadly, the movie probably would've been better if the writers hadn't even bothered trying to fix the TNG movies.
Nemesis ruined the Romulans and.killed Data
I like that Enterprise episode that connects with First Contact.
Starting the final season of the TNG and I feel bummed out. I don't want this series to end, it's just been too much fun.
Are the movies any good btw? People like to shit on Nemesis I hear.
Nemesis, despite having Tom Hardy, is super low budget bollocks. Stewart looks bored as fuck and the whole cast has gotten way too old
So I've been watching Seaquest lately (randomly stumbled on it on Netflix). I don't really feel like it's worthy of its own thread and I think of it mostly as a ripoff of TNG. Such a huge rollercoaster of quality in its first season, occasionally showing signs of why it's worthy of existing while at other times just being bonkers. Like much of 90s non-Trek SF.
But man I just hit the shark jump moment on this one. Abalon, starring Charlton Heston as a crazy guy in an undersea lair making clones of himself that can breathe underwater while opera plays and projectors run footage of old cities on his walls. Meanwhile, Lucas, the Wesley of the show, gets condoms from the quartermaster to play a "you tell them you're at my place and I'll tell them I'm on your sub" scam with a mainland friend to go to a party, and then gets pulled over by undersea cops for reckless operation of an undersea vehicle.
It's fantastic.
Starting the final season of the TNG and I feel bummed out. I don't want this series to end, it's just been too much fun.
Are the movies any good btw? People like to shit on Nemesis I hear.
I don't think First Contact, or the Queen, ruined the Borg. Best of Both Worlds gave a Borg a name to be a face to the Federation, and we see him leading the assault. I don't see a big difference between that, and giving the Borg a face, a singular being to speak for them when needed. Voyager ruined the Borg by having one lone ship constantly upstage them. They got greedy in their use and the only uses I enjoyed were "Scorpion" and "Endgame"
I liked seaQuest. It was fun, and while it copied a lot from TNG, I think it did so well. And unlike most sci fi, seaQuest sadly gets worse every season. Lucas also wasn't nearly as annoying as Wesley was.
I like that Enterprise episode that connects with First Contact.
Generations sucks. Easily the worst Trek movie, and one of the worst movies I've had the displeasure of sitting through, worse than even the dreaded V. What a steaming pile of unwatchable dung. I'm not a fan of any of the TNG movies, but at least the others somewhat function as films. Generations feels like they were making it up as they went along. It's like someone stumbled upon a half finished fanfic script on a message board about Kirk meeting Picard and then they hired incompetent people to actually make it. It's that bad.
Only good thing about it is seeing the Enterprise-B with Cameron as its captain.
Yeah, I rank Generations below Nemesis. Nemesis was more a disappointment than a crappy film like Generations was.
According to Moore they wrote Generations and All Good Things at the same time and often got confused between the two.I think the difference for me is that Generations felt like it was written by burnt out writers who knew TNG really well.
According to Moore they wrote Generations and All Good Things at the same time and often got confused between the two.
People flipped out because "OMG continuity they're ruining the Borg!" but it was actually a good episode. Certainly better than anything Voyager did after Scorpion.
It was because they were afraid the Borg may still have some influence over Picard.First Contact - the Borg sends a Cube to attack Earth, Starfleet Command sends Picard to patrol the Romulan Neutral Zone because they don't think he's stable enough to face the Borg, after Picard's knowledge destroys the Cube the escape Sphere travels back in time to assimilate Earth
Why it's dumb:
1) The only reason they wanted Picard and their strongest combat ship with their most experienced crew away from fighting their greatest enemy at the gates of Earth is because all the Star Trek movies gain their "edge" by having the captain disobey Starfleet Command.
Because the Borg are overconfident.2) The Borg yet again sends 1 Cube to assimilate the entire Federation of Planets, lose it, then bitch about humanity being too uniquely resistant to assimilate. Meanwhile, we see them send 1000 ships to assimilate some no name aliens on 1 planet on Voyager while at the same time complaining about how impossible humans are to assimilate. There is no excuse to send just 1 ship again after their last incursion of 1 ship failed. If 1 ship can destroy dozens of Starfleet ships, send a dozen Cubes and win with brute force.
3) Even if the time travel thing was smart, and they had only 1 Cube to spare for such a high priority mission (assuming they really think Earth is so valuable they'd send their Queen) why wouldn't they travel back in time just before hitting Starfleet resistance and then stroll over to an undefended Earth? Because time travel plots are all terrible.
First Contact - the Borg sends a Cube to attack Earth, Starfleet Command sends Picard to patrol the Romulan Neutral Zone because they don't think he's stable enough to face the Borg, after Picard's knowledge destroys the Cube the escape Sphere travels back in time to assimilate Earth
Why it's dumb:
1) The only reason they wanted Picard and their strongest combat ship with their most experienced crew away from fighting their greatest enemy at the gates of Earth is because all the Star Trek movies gain their "edge" by having the captain disobey Starfleet Command.
2) The Borg yet again sends 1 Cube to assimilate the entire Federation of Planets, lose it, then bitch about humanity being too uniquely resistant to assimilate. Meanwhile, we see them send 1000 ships to assimilate some no name aliens on 1 planet on Voyager while at the same time complaining about how impossible humans are to assimilate. There is no excuse to send just 1 ship again after their last incursion of 1 ship failed. If 1 ship can destroy dozens of Starfleet ships, send a dozen Cubes and win with brute force.
3) Even if the time travel thing was smart, and they had only 1 Cube to spare for such a high priority mission (assuming they really think Earth is so valuable they'd send their Queen) why wouldn't they travel back in time just before hitting Starfleet resistance and then stroll over to an undefended Earth? Because time travel plots are all terrible.
I liked how the Enterprise went back in time by following the Borg Sphere. And then they blew up the Borg Sphere, along with whatever technology the Borg used to time travel. Unless the time travel device was inside the Borg Cube, not the Sphere, and launching the Sphere towards a planet at 88MPH was part of the process for time travel or something, but they blew up the Borg Cube too, so whatever it was that the Borg used for time travel, Picard blew it up. They're stuck now. It was a one-way trip.
But once they're done...
Geordi: "Captain, I've reconfigured our warp field to match the chronometric reading of the Borg Sphere."
Picard: "Recreate the vortex, Commander."
Handwave and it's done. Basically, Starfleet can time travel at will. They just don't do it because the Temporal Prime Directive orders them not to do it, but when they eventually do it anyways, they have free reign to pollute the timeline as they see fit.
I thought Sauron in Generations couldn't fly a ship into the ribbon because the ship would blow up before he could get in. Hence needing the Enterprise B to save the ship at the start of the movie. But then again, Kirk got in, so it must be possible.
They probably also could've just put the crew into cryo-stasis for a few hundred years and let Data wake them up. But they just didn't care. Movie's done, let's go home.Well we know Starfleet's been able to time travel at will since TOS. It's dumb that they could just recreate the vortex like that, but they probably could have used the slingshot around the sun deal if necessary.
Haha, point 2 cracked me up!First Contact - the Borg sends a Cube to attack Earth, Starfleet Command sends Picard to patrol the Romulan Neutral Zone because they don't think he's stable enough to face the Borg, after Picard's knowledge destroys the Cube the escape Sphere travels back in time to assimilate Earth
Why it's dumb:
1) The only reason they wanted Picard and their strongest combat ship with their most experienced crew away from fighting their greatest enemy at the gates of Earth is because all the Star Trek movies gain their "edge" by having the captain disobey Starfleet Command.
2) The Borg yet again sends 1 Cube to assimilate the entire Federation of Planets, lose it, then bitch about humanity being too uniquely resistant to assimilate. Meanwhile, we see them send 1000 ships to assimilate some no name aliens on 1 planet on Voyager while at the same time complaining about how impossible humans are to assimilate. There is no excuse to send just 1 ship again after their last incursion of 1 ship failed. If 1 ship can destroy dozens of Starfleet ships, send a dozen Cubes and win with brute force.
3) Even if the time travel thing was smart, and they had only 1 Cube to spare for such a high priority mission (assuming they really think Earth is so valuable they'd send their Queen) why wouldn't they travel back in time just before hitting Starfleet resistance and then stroll over to an undefended Earth? Because time travel plots are all terrible.
I enjoy all of the TNG movies apart from Generations, even though I know they are bad. I find them enjoyable to watch, and that includes Insurrection. But one thing that really bothered me about Nemesis was the ship that Shinzon and the Remans used to attack the Enterprise. As far as we know, the Remans are a subjugated species that do all the dirty or grunt work for the Romulans. Their uprising and control of Romulus was really unbelievable, especially in the manner in which it was presented. The background and history of the Remans also goes to show that they really don't have the technical experience to build something as advanced and as powerful as the Scimitar.
They build a ship so strong that even without it's cloaking device, the Enterprise would be no match for it. And speaking of the cloaking device, the Romulans have been designing and building them for years, but suddenly it's the Remans who perfect it? How? It seems like they've fixed everything that was wrong with Romulan ships, because it is also faster than the Enterprise, when before the Warbirds were never as fast. It was a plot device and not a very good one, and that the Remans built it is stupidity in it's purest form. All we know of their battle experience is that they were used as shock troops against the Jem'Hadar. There are no scientists, ship designers, anything of the like among the Remans, because they don't get the chance to be. The Romulans keep them on a short leash. Another reason why Nemesis is so stupid.
They should have let Jonathan Frakes direct it, instead of giving the reins over to someone who clearly had no idea what Star Trek was.
I thought Sauron in Generations couldn't fly a ship into the ribbon because the ship would blow up before he could get in. Hence needing the Enterprise B to save the ship at the start of the movie. But then again, Kirk got in, so it must be possible.
But he got into the ribbon on a ship in the first place.
It's one thing to make up a new phenomena, it's another to misrepresent phenomena that exist.
And black holes are somehow time portals now.