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The most f*cked up thing just happened.

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Today was my first day of school in a brand new school. I naturally don't know anybody there and it's a half day. For me it's a half day of a half day since I only have 3 classes at this school.

Well near the middle of my third hour I started to feel sick. It came to a point where I knew I had to leave the classroom and find a bathroom ASAP. The teachers in the middle of explaining something and I shout out, "May I use the restroom?" The teacher asks me if it can wait and I reply, "No, it can't." firmly. The teachers stunned because I kind of snapped. This class is full of people of the opposite gender, very nice and nice looking people I'd have liked to gotten to know. Well I run out into the hallway and upon stepping not 20 feet away from the classroom I puke all over the fucking place. It's on my shirt, my hands, it's disgusting.
I find the restroom and I clean up the best I can then I find the main office where the secretary won't let me use her phone to call home. Some other guy who was passing through let me use his though...

So on the first day of school in a brand new school I puked in the hallway and had to be let home early.
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
:lol

Seems major, and it probably will be for about a week or two. You may have earned a funny nick name in the process.

*BUT*

You need to take advantage of this extra attention and make it work in your favor! Find the baddest b!tch in the class and just get to know her. This will confuse everyone, and trick them into thinking your cool. From that point on, just try to fit in the niche you've made for yourself.
 

Renegade

Banned
Don't beat yourself up. Stuff happens and I doubt many people would have seen what happened. Still, it's not really THAT big of a deal and it's so early that even if you did it in the middle of the class everyone'd forget about it pretty soon.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Wonk-wonk. Ah well, don't take it too seriously - you're going to work out all kind of embarassing moments when it comes to high school. If nothing else, it's going to teach you a valuable less on taking life lightly. I can remember not long after I got my license in high school, I was pulling out of the front parking lot at the end of the day, and alot of the front-most spots in this lot didn't have parking block seperate the opposing parking space. Well, apparently I thought I was in such a spot. As the space in front of me was empty, and as I gunned it to pull out I hear a BAM, BAM! as my front two tires shoot over the parking block. I thought I just blew those tires, but oh no, turns out I just jumped over the block and bottomed my car out. Well, with that block scratching the bottom of my car, I had to get two friends to help me push my front-wheel drive car's back tires over the block again. All the while, making the most lovely scraping noise. And as if that wasn't enough, I was giving two friends rides home that day (yes, they were in the car) and I was leaving just in time for everybody to be waiting in the front for their parents to pick them up. SMOOOOOOTH!
 
hah, that reminds me of when i was a kid and i threw up all over myself at this cute chick's birthday party anf had to go home early... that was pretty bad...
 

Tritroid

Member
ahaha, you're the puker! There's a good one every year. :lol

I remember back in high school I was sitting with my friend on the bus ride in, and he suddenly turned to me and said that he really didn't feel good, and had this horrific look on his face. 5 seconds later he turned and threw up in the crack between the seat in front of us and the window, and I'm sure it got on the girls in front of us due to the screams that followed.

I couldn't help but laugh my ass off. :lol
 

mattx5

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High school doesn't matter. Embarassing stuff happens, and it's painful at the time, but just look beyond it.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
You think school sucks, but you'll look back on it and realise it was the best time of your life.

....or so I'm told, I'm 3 years out and that's yet to kick in. I hated it, I still hate it.

Anyway, that's kinda bad. If I was you though, I'd be less worried about the being sick and more worried about being seen as the girl who snaps whenever anyone questions them.
 

Renegade

Banned
I think what you don't understand is that we have TIME ZONES in the US. Her post was made after 9 PM my time, and many schools start at 6:45 in my area.

I know HalfPast is Lonestar, but is "enjoy bell woods" Gumby? Certainly just as annoying and stupid.
 
Vagabond said:
I think what you don't understand is that we have TIME ZONES in the US. Her post was made after 9 PM my time, and many schools start at 6:45 in my area.

I know HalfPast is Lonestar, but is "enjoy bell woods" Gumby? Certainly just as annoying and stupid.

she lives in my timezone(CST). her first post was at 811am, AFTER three+ hours of school.
 
Vagabond said:
I think what you don't understand is that we have TIME ZONES in the US. Her post was made after 9 PM my time, and many schools start at 6:45 in my area.

I know HalfPast is Lonestar, but is "enjoy bell woods" Gumby? Certainly just as annoying and stupid.
Yes, I do realize this. I took into account every "TIME ZONE" in the US and came to the conclusion that her story is still implausible.

I'm sorry if her CR
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
That's irrelevant, Hito! The point still stands. Someone is lying. And last time I checked, this was a George W. Bush topic, so it can't be him.

... this time.
 
enjoy bell woods said:
You live in the US, moron. My message was posted at 8:14 my time; meaning, it was somewhere around that time when you posted your original post. Don't lie.

I got out at 8:47.

I posted at around 9.

3rd hour started at about 8 twenty something and lasted twenty minutes because it was a half day.
 

tt_deeb

Member
Camillemurs said:
I got out at 8:47.

I posted at around 9.

3rd hour started at about 8 twenty something and lasted twenty minutes because it was a half day.

School begins at 5:20 somethign?
 
Normally people would have gotten out at around 10:30-11 because they go to all 6 of their classes for 20 minutes.

I only went to three of those 6.

I got out at around 8:45.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
The only people that go to school that early are super smart or super dumb. Something tells me it's not the former.
 
Camillemurs said:
I got out at 8:47.

I posted at around 9.

3rd hour started at about 8 twenty something and lasted twenty minutes because it was a half day.

you live in MY time zone, thus you posted at 811am. and which school HALVES their class times? sure, i've been a part of halfdays, but only the schedule is halved, not the actual class time.
 

mattx5

Member
So an 'hour' lasts 20 minutes? Then why do you call them hours?

They're called periods or classes.

i.e. I got sick during third period.

or

I got sick during my third class today.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
HalfPastNoon said:
you live in MY time zone, thus you posted at 811am. and which school HALVES their class times? sure, i've been a part of halfdays, but only the schedule is halved, not the actual class time.

Aha! Our team of super detectives are on the case. It's only a matter of time before we crack this case. 'fess up, lemurs and your sentence will be lessened.
 
20 minute classes.

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HalfPastNoon said:
you live in MY time zone, thus you posted at 811am. and which school HALVES their class times? sure, i've been a part of halfdays, but only the schedule is halved, not the actual class time.

No, I posted at around 9.

20 minutes only for the first day. Kind of like an orientation.
 

Fifty

Member
That must be a pain in the ass to start school at 7:15. I always started at 9:00

20 minute classes? That's awesome..No time to get any work done. :D
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
HalfPastNoon said:
you live in MY time zone, thus you posted at 811am. and which school HALVES their class times? sure, i've been a part of halfdays, but only the schedule is halved, not the actual class time.

Er, my high school cut class time down on half days.
 
HalfPastNoon said:
fix your forum clock.

Fix yours. I was in class at 8:11. I got out at around 8:45, I posted this about 15 minutes after I got home.

It is currently 8:45.

...

wait... you live in Texas. I don't live anywhere fucking near Texas.
 
Camillemurs said:
Fix yours. I was in class at 8:11. I got out at around 8:45, I posted this about 15 minutes after I got home.

It is currently 8:45.

...

wait... you live in Texas. I don't live anywhere fucking near Texas.

guess what, dipshit? minnesota isn't anywhere near texas, either, yet it's in the same timezone.
 
Camillemurs said:
Fix yours. I was in class at 8:11. I got out at around 8:45, I posted this about 15 minutes after I got home.

It is currently 8:45.

...

wait... you live in Texas. I don't live anywhere fucking near Texas.

ok, even if you posted at 9:11 your time, which would be 8:11 my time, your timing is still all fucked up.

you left class at 845. posted 15 minutes later. which would be 9:00 your time, 8 mine.

why's the timestamp on the forum show 11 minutes past 8(my time)?
 
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