The most f*cked up thing just happened.

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Vagabond said:
Here you go Lonestar! Get your education!
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thanks for proving me right about minnesota and texas, vaga. and lemurs, did i fucking say you lived in minnesota?
 
And to make you feel a bit better lemurs, it could have been a lot worse.
Kid in my high-school was in the stairwell when apparently his colon gave out. Bad enough he was shitting himself, but he was wearing shorts, so he managed to spray shit all over the stairwell.
Imagine being that kid.
 
RevenantKioku said:
And to make you feel a bit better lemurs, it could have been a lot worse.
Kid in my high-school was in the stairwell when apparently his colon gave out. Bad enough he was shitting himself, but he was wearing shorts, so he managed to spray shit all over the stairwell.
Imagine being that kid.

I can imagine laughing and pointing at that kid. Man that would be hilarious.
 
Yeah... that's the kind of situation that has no real funny value... nobody can sympathize with that situation.

A lot of people puke, not everyone projectile shits all over people in a stairwell.
 
Camillemurs said:
Don't derail my fucking threads.

That is some pretty strong language by a 13-year-old. If I had a decent mind, I'd forward this thread to Jesus' Gmail account.
 
Don't worry, things like that happen sometimes. At least you didn't puke in class, think of it that way.
 
Azwethinkweiz said:
yahweh@gmail.com?

I sent him an email one time but got no response.

He is a busy dude, y'know? He was doing the press junket for his new DVD coming out tomorrow. He was down here drinking a brew with me a few nights back and he said he got wicked drunk on the commentary. Good guy.
 
Willco said:
He is a busy dude, y'know? He was doing the press junket for his new DVD coming out tomorrow. He was down here drinking a brew with me a few nights back and he said he got wicked drunk on the commentary. Good guy.

Well if it's not drunk commentary it's a waste of disc space. That's what I always say.
 
ced said:
Whats with you guys recently?

The gaming and ot boards are getting to be a mess.

Welcome to Gaming Age!

I hope you've got popcorn.
 
RevenantKioku said:
Welcome to Gaming Age!

I hope you've got popcorn.

eh not really.

This is an observation over years, not days, weeks or months.

The whole xbox impression thread just got me thinking is all lol.
 
i assume someone (lonestar) got burnt after an intense cyber sex session and now he makes it a point to ruin threads to save his manhood.
 
Lonestar VS 13 year old who pukes during first day of school


Geez Lonestar... you get worked up over the stupidest crap...

(And as always I have to tell you about calling people dipshits for no reason)
 
yeah ive known bruce was gumby for a while he made it kinda obvious in the thread buddyc made about clips girlfriend. Someone mentioned the thread about his nose being on some other site or something

anyway, this thread is funny, lets keep digging holes shall we?
 
Willco said:
Sex offenders are always the quiet ones.
Sex offender?

Aren't you the failing college student?

You're nothing but an archetype of Lonestar. You both share a rather dull brain, make the same stupid posts/assumptions, and linger on his every word as if it was the single drop of water in a desert.

You're a doppelganger. At least, if Lonestar had a brain he'd see your support as embarrasing. Alas he lacks one.
 
By the way (Another attest to your asininity) I'm 16 dude. Sex offender? You think I'm way older than I am. And I am not quiet about ANYTHING.
 
Vagabond said:
By the way (Another attest to your asininity) I'm 16 dude. Sex offender? You think I'm way older than I am. And I am not quiet about ANYTHING.

You give yourself too much credit. I thought you'd be 17 or 18, as you're a bit too well spoken for a 16-year-old. A 16-year-old and a 13-year-old is still pretty creepy. So if you're not a sex offender now, you're on the right path for the future! Congrats!

EDIT: I can think of people far worse than Lonestar to be compared to. Like Hitler. I've been compared to a lot things, but certainly not Hitler. That, I think, might sting a little.
 
Vagabond said:
By the way (Another attest to your asininity) I'm 16 dude. Sex offender? You think I'm way older than I am. And I am not quiet about ANYTHING.
Now why is it that being sixteen would prevent someone from being a sex offender?
 
NLB2 said:
Now why is it that being sixteen would prevent someone from being a sex offender?

Because technically, I don't think you're seen by the eyes of the law as a sex offender until you're an adult. But he's on the right path! I think we should alert the authorities now. They'll be counting down the days until you turn 18, so they can raid your house and take all your creepy pictures away.
 
Willco doesn't remind me of Lonestar...he reminds more of Hilter... all but the killing part...and with more of an ego....
 
Willco said:
Because technically, I don't think you're seen by the eyes of the law as a sex offender until you're an adult. But he's on the right path! I think we should alert the authorities now. They'll be counting down the days until you turn 18, so they can raid your house and take all your creepy pictures away.

I think anything over 36 months is not legal...but I could be wrong
 
So what's a sixteen year old rapist then?

And screw the police. We just need to rip of his testicles Sonny Chiba style.
 
Blackace said:
Willco doesn't remind me of Lonestar...he reminds more of Hilter... all but the killing part...and with more of an ego....

Okay, now that hurts! Unless you're talking about all the good things Hitler did, like transportation and stuff. And think of all the cool stories Hitler has given us over the years thanks to his reign -- Hellboy, Indiana Jones, etc.
 
Willco said:
Okay, now that hurts! Unless you're talking about all the good things Hitler did, like transportation and stuff. And think of all the cool stories Hitler has given us over the years thanks to his reign -- Hellboy, Indiana Jones, etc.

Captain America and Rick Jones
 
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