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The most f*cked up thing just happened.

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Vagabond said:
Here you go Lonestar! Get your education!
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thanks for proving me right about minnesota and texas, vaga. and lemurs, did i fucking say you lived in minnesota?
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
And to make you feel a bit better lemurs, it could have been a lot worse.
Kid in my high-school was in the stairwell when apparently his colon gave out. Bad enough he was shitting himself, but he was wearing shorts, so he managed to spray shit all over the stairwell.
Imagine being that kid.
 
RevenantKioku said:
And to make you feel a bit better lemurs, it could have been a lot worse.
Kid in my high-school was in the stairwell when apparently his colon gave out. Bad enough he was shitting himself, but he was wearing shorts, so he managed to spray shit all over the stairwell.
Imagine being that kid.

I can imagine laughing and pointing at that kid. Man that would be hilarious.
 
Yeah... that's the kind of situation that has no real funny value... nobody can sympathize with that situation.

A lot of people puke, not everyone projectile shits all over people in a stairwell.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Camillemurs said:
Don't derail my fucking threads.

That is some pretty strong language by a 13-year-old. If I had a decent mind, I'd forward this thread to Jesus' Gmail account.
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Don't worry, things like that happen sometimes. At least you didn't puke in class, think of it that way.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Azwethinkweiz said:
yahweh@gmail.com?

I sent him an email one time but got no response.

He is a busy dude, y'know? He was doing the press junket for his new DVD coming out tomorrow. He was down here drinking a brew with me a few nights back and he said he got wicked drunk on the commentary. Good guy.
 
Willco said:
He is a busy dude, y'know? He was doing the press junket for his new DVD coming out tomorrow. He was down here drinking a brew with me a few nights back and he said he got wicked drunk on the commentary. Good guy.

Well if it's not drunk commentary it's a waste of disc space. That's what I always say.
 

RevenantKioku

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ced said:
Whats with you guys recently?

The gaming and ot boards are getting to be a mess.

Welcome to Gaming Age!

I hope you've got popcorn.
 

ced

Member
RevenantKioku said:
Welcome to Gaming Age!

I hope you've got popcorn.

eh not really.

This is an observation over years, not days, weeks or months.

The whole xbox impression thread just got me thinking is all lol.
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
i assume someone (lonestar) got burnt after an intense cyber sex session and now he makes it a point to ruin threads to save his manhood.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Lonestar VS 13 year old who pukes during first day of school


Geez Lonestar... you get worked up over the stupidest crap...

(And as always I have to tell you about calling people dipshits for no reason)
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
yeah ive known bruce was gumby for a while he made it kinda obvious in the thread buddyc made about clips girlfriend. Someone mentioned the thread about his nose being on some other site or something

anyway, this thread is funny, lets keep digging holes shall we?
 

Renegade

Banned
Willco said:
Sex offenders are always the quiet ones.
Sex offender?

Aren't you the failing college student?

You're nothing but an archetype of Lonestar. You both share a rather dull brain, make the same stupid posts/assumptions, and linger on his every word as if it was the single drop of water in a desert.

You're a doppelganger. At least, if Lonestar had a brain he'd see your support as embarrasing. Alas he lacks one.
 

Renegade

Banned
By the way (Another attest to your asininity) I'm 16 dude. Sex offender? You think I'm way older than I am. And I am not quiet about ANYTHING.
 
That's Lonestar's goal... he wanted to derail my thread. Locking it would make him happy. I provoked nothing in this thread...
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Vagabond said:
By the way (Another attest to your asininity) I'm 16 dude. Sex offender? You think I'm way older than I am. And I am not quiet about ANYTHING.

You give yourself too much credit. I thought you'd be 17 or 18, as you're a bit too well spoken for a 16-year-old. A 16-year-old and a 13-year-old is still pretty creepy. So if you're not a sex offender now, you're on the right path for the future! Congrats!

EDIT: I can think of people far worse than Lonestar to be compared to. Like Hitler. I've been compared to a lot things, but certainly not Hitler. That, I think, might sting a little.
 

NLB2

Banned
Vagabond said:
By the way (Another attest to your asininity) I'm 16 dude. Sex offender? You think I'm way older than I am. And I am not quiet about ANYTHING.
Now why is it that being sixteen would prevent someone from being a sex offender?
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
NLB2 said:
Now why is it that being sixteen would prevent someone from being a sex offender?

Because technically, I don't think you're seen by the eyes of the law as a sex offender until you're an adult. But he's on the right path! I think we should alert the authorities now. They'll be counting down the days until you turn 18, so they can raid your house and take all your creepy pictures away.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Willco doesn't remind me of Lonestar...he reminds more of Hilter... all but the killing part...and with more of an ego....
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Willco said:
Because technically, I don't think you're seen by the eyes of the law as a sex offender until you're an adult. But he's on the right path! I think we should alert the authorities now. They'll be counting down the days until you turn 18, so they can raid your house and take all your creepy pictures away.

I think anything over 36 months is not legal...but I could be wrong
 

NLB2

Banned
So what's a sixteen year old rapist then?

And screw the police. We just need to rip of his testicles Sonny Chiba style.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Blackace said:
Willco doesn't remind me of Lonestar...he reminds more of Hilter... all but the killing part...and with more of an ego....

Okay, now that hurts! Unless you're talking about all the good things Hitler did, like transportation and stuff. And think of all the cool stories Hitler has given us over the years thanks to his reign -- Hellboy, Indiana Jones, etc.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Willco said:
Okay, now that hurts! Unless you're talking about all the good things Hitler did, like transportation and stuff. And think of all the cool stories Hitler has given us over the years thanks to his reign -- Hellboy, Indiana Jones, etc.

Captain America and Rick Jones
 
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