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The most useless RPG party member.

justjohn

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which RPG party member would you say was the most pointless and utterly useless either in the story or his or her battle abilities.
 
That most famous line ever in any video games and the most worthless character ever, the BARD







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recently for me was Dogmeat in FO3. I remember reading about the companion dog in game magazines before the games release and they made sound it was gonna be awesome having him with you but he dies to easy and often jumps into the line of fire.
 
I hated Montblanc in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. I didn't want him there, he didn't want to be there, but he always was. What an ass.
 
There was a hamster/groundhog type secret character in one of the first two Shining Force games. (Can't remember which.) His name was Yogurt, I believe. That guy was not the most effective at contributing.
 
i would say it was the final boss in dq4 when it dawned on me how worthless torneko really was in this game especially battles.
 
Fiftyeight said:
Xenogears - that Pokemon-esque thing that just grew for large-scale battle instead of getting a mech.

This.

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Horrible character, horrible voice, horrible in battle.

Most worthless character ever.
 
BlazingDarkness said:
Useless or not, he was an awesome character who deserved to be around in the team

I dunno, personally I didnt like him either as a party member or story character. Would've prefered to have Beatrix in his place.
 
highluxury said:
Steiner, FFIX. Generic skills that really didnt justify him being on your team.

Get him with the Tin Armor and whatever his best sword is... And he's like the best character in the game. :D

I'd say the most useless is Pierre, from Chrono Cross. He gets the Hero Medal and stuff and is still like the worst character in the game. :lol
 
VaLiancY said:
HK-47. (Abilities not story before HK-47 comes in chews my ass out)

Mission was my go-to-gal for ranged power.
Arguably every party member other than the main is useless in KOTOR considering how easy the game is and how overpowered Revan becomes by the end.
 
Eugene from Infinite Undiscovery

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If you played the game, you might remember him as the guy who wouldn't heal you and randomly died when he felt like it.
 
BlazingDarkness said:
Beatrix was cool too, but Steiner is hilarious!

Have to disagree with you Byoushinn, he was too much of a slapstick comedy character for my tastes.

Its quite a while since Ive played FFIX, cant really recall much humour in it though.
 
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Rafa and Malak Galthana, Final Fantasy Tactics.
1. Both siblings have an ability which hits 4 squares out of 9 randomly and indiscriminately. It means any given target has less than a 50% chance to hit, and you can hit allies.
2. Said attack does ridiculously low damage even if it does hit.
3. The first times you see them they're under computer control. Once one of them managed to double-hit-and-crit one of my own characters.
4. Rafa wins points for Roof of Riovannes Castle where the first move in the fight is often her dying and losing the fight. If she does manage to get a move, she'll attack the strongest enemies, getting killed in the process.
5. Although he doesn't infuriate like Rafa, Malak doesn't even have a cursory use: Rafa's stats make her an ok White Mage with move: find item, but Malak has no redeeming qualities.
 
Vorador said:
This.

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Horrible character, horrible voice, horrible in battle.

Most worthless character ever.

Though that characters only saving grace was the fact that he/she/it could "heal" gears when doing gear fights, i'd 100% completely agree at the worthlessness of chu-chu.
 
Vorador said:
This.

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Horrible character, horrible voice, horrible in battle.

Most worthless character ever.

People keep saying this, but Yamato Belt and Speed Belt on her said otherwise. She had her uses in the final area where all you had were your gears. She's the only character you can use as a meatshield and resurrect for gear battles. She's also the only unit that can heal other gears. No wasting time with that self healing bullshit in the other gears, I remember she made my final battle (Fei, Emerelda, Chu-Chu) a complete cakewalk.

And people saying Tali was useless, wtf? Ashley is far more useless than Tali.At least Tali has a useful set of skills. Wrex makes Ashley completely obsolete. She's basically there as a romantic subplot, that's all.
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