The most you have every payed for an escort?

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The Lunch Legend

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I am not a street-walker connoisseur, so mine is not too crazy.

My most was back in 1996 with this woman from my local backpages. My mother paid her $84.99 for a session we had in a Walmart parking lot, back then for an xmas present. . (people bitch about prices today) Count for inflation that is $138 in today's dollars.
 
I've never paid for an escort before but I put a $20 in a stripper's G-string once and she took me in the back and started tugging my pecker while proceeded to finger her to return the favor.

Must've thought I was cute? Never had anything like that happen before. Idk
 
TeezzyD said:
I've never paid for an escort before but I put a $20 in a stripper's G-string once and she took me in the back and started tugging my pecker while proceeded to finger her to return the favor.

Must've thought I was cute? Never had anything like that happen before. Idk
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Nah, you just happened to catch me on a good day
 
matt404au said:
No, I'm saying your mother is a whore
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Well, at least she's not an Outback whore like yours, and..

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Stouffers said:
That's no way to talk about your mother.
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Well, she was rumored to work for a 900 call-in number. I did witness that she had a diversity of men visit her to her room (an unacceptable amount). Many avoided eye contact and/or averted their faces by suddenly looking another way. She was also often in the laundry room washing just one or two pieces of lingerie.
 
I said this on GAF a while back in some other thread, but in Vegas around 2006 (I think), I contributed $300 US, my buddies contributed $100 or $200. So the offer was $400 or $500.

I had fun with Courtney Cummzz pornstar as she did Vegas escorting. Hot and such a super friendly person.

Before she arrived, we had no idea what the hell we were doing so we called a number on one of those random sex cards all those Latinos flick in your face when they come out at 9 pm. I don't know if they still do this, but for those of you who've never been to Vegas (I've been many times), the strip is the main road with all the touristy hotels and casinos and shit. And surprisingly, it's super clean considering how many people are walking up and down. At night, all these vans of jobless looking people come out with boxes of sex cards (business card size) which are all hooker numbers. When you walk by they saying nothing to you but make this crazy flicking sound with the card to get your attention. And it's not like there is one dude per block, there could be 3-4 of them grouped together flicking the card at you at once like a fucking swarm of hornets.

By middle of the night, the sidewalks are littered with them (people and cards thrown on the ground). But the city has a good way of cleaning up because you crash in your hotel late night and by 9 am when people start buzzing the strip again, its fucking super clean again. Zero cards.

She arrived around 1 am. Wow. I think I recognize this chick Courtney. Got home, googled. That was her. Courtney Cummzz.
 
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StreetsofBeige said:
Whoa. That's a lot. Even for Vegas. :)
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Well he said it was for the entire night and the deal was for anything he wanted.
He said they were gorgeous girls you'd never figure they were escorts.
I'm guessing some small blue pills and various other drugs were in play too.
Said it was the most amazing night of his life so he seemed to consider it money well spent. 🤷
 
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Vier said:
And that's when you became legend, my friend. (y)
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Stouffers said:
That's when he became "SkeetsofBeige."
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And even better, the reason why the money was finalized at $400 or $500 (I forget, but I know I pulled out $300) is that when she arrived, she actually wasn't meant for me. We were all doing it expecting the groom to take the plunge and we'd all shut up about it.

So she arrives and there's a group of guys all chatting and were egging on our buddy to do it, but he chickened out.

Then came the money part. It's not like the sex card says a $$$ on it. It's like buying a car and a negotiation.

I decide to take the plunge and I got $300. She wanted more and I don't want to pay any more. So my buddies all see this and start chatting and donating. It got to a point where we were probably all taking too long so you know what she did?

She's standing there in the middle of the hotel room and were all sitting on couches and shit chatting what pile of money to offer.

So she just takes off her shirt and shows us her awesome tits and said something like "c'mon guys, look"

Then I guess my buddies added enough to the pot and said yes. So they left the room and I had my fun for the hour.

Not gonna lie, she was the nicest person ever. Hot, sexy, and zero bitchiness at all. She could have been a snob knowing I'm a one and done tourist and be a bitch but she wasn't. Loved her for that.
 
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Foamy said:
Well he said it was for the entire night and the deal was for anything he wanted.
He said they were gorgeous girls you'd never figure they were escorts.
I'm guessing some small blue pills and various other drugs were in play too.
Said it was the most amazing night of his life so he seemed to consider it money well spent. 🤷
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We spent 2400 on two cats this year and 2300 for our new Golden Doodle.
 
Foamy said:
Well he said it was for the entire night and the deal was for anything he wanted.
He said they were gorgeous girls you'd never figure they were escorts.
I'm guessing some small blue pills and various other drugs were in play too.
Said it was the most amazing night of his life so he seemed to consider it money well spent. 🤷
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Shit, I missed the part of all night.
 
Stouffers said:
We spent 2400 on two cats this year and 2300 for our new Golden Doodle.
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Our fam had a cat a long time ago (80s). It was a stray that kept coming to our sliding door. So one day I guess my parents let it in. Stayed with us for probably 3-4 years. It was an outdoorsy cat and always wanted to go outside, but come back home to sleep and eat (freeloader). But one day one of us let it out and it never came back. lol

I didn't really care. Not a cat person and one time it bit me. So fuck him.
 
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The most expensive hooer I've been with costs 200 Euros. That's top class pussy.
But I regularly visit whores in Hungary and there's good looking ones for 100 Euros. That's a realistic price and most girls charge that amount for half an hour.
 
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nush said:
With the exception of TaySan TaySan but he can afford.
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He has a plaque at the Chicken Ranch's customer hall of fame.

The point, in some cases, of going to an escort is to get rid of at least one layer of insecurity - at least you're not trying to impress a girl and if you "mess up" you just pay for more time. To quote Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman - "I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing."
 
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