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the *NEW* Official Madden Xbox League Thread Season I: F U EA (Now with poll!)
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Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
I'm a little upset I have not been able to participate in any drama. Thus, I have created some canned responses for after I lose to Rorschach.
A) GODDAMNED RANDY MOSS CHEESER. MOTHER FUCKER CAUGHT EVERYTHING WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS. YOU'RE A GARBAGE PLAYER AND ONLY BEAT ME BECAUSE OF HIM!
B) FUCKING TE CHEESE. TEYO JOHNSON IS GONE BUT THE SOUL STILL BURNS!!! CAN'T DO SHIT OTHER THAN USE BROKEN TE PLAYS.
C) FUCK THE GODDAMNED GIANTS. SUCH A HORRIBLE TEAM, THROUGH MY INCREDIBLE SKILL I AM 14-1 BUT JESUS CHRIST!
That should cover me.
A) GODDAMNED RANDY MOSS CHEESER. MOTHER FUCKER CAUGHT EVERYTHING WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS. YOU'RE A GARBAGE PLAYER AND ONLY BEAT ME BECAUSE OF HIM!
B) FUCKING TE CHEESE. TEYO JOHNSON IS GONE BUT THE SOUL STILL BURNS!!! CAN'T DO SHIT OTHER THAN USE BROKEN TE PLAYS.
C) FUCK THE GODDAMNED GIANTS. SUCH A HORRIBLE TEAM, THROUGH MY INCREDIBLE SKILL I AM 14-1 BUT JESUS CHRIST!
That should cover me.
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
Matrix said:I keep having these visions were CK goes 16-0 and somehow loses his first playoff game by a fg :lol
I am calling it right now, 1 and done in the playoffs. Best record in our leagues has always lost early in the playoffs.
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
ColdBlooded33 said:
:lol
Fuck you man!
PS: You are getting punked for the rushing title!
:lol Don't worry about Moss catching everything.Wellington said:
Top 5 droppers:
Code:
#18 WR Moss, Randy(Oakland Raiders)...18
#80 WR Moulds, Eric(Buffalo Bills)...12
#80 WR Johnson, Andre(Houston Texans)...11
#19 WR McDropsalot, Droppy(Minnesota Vikings)...11
#87 WR Muhammad, Muhsin(Chicago Bears)...11I'd go with C because it's true!
FrenchMovieTheme
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just as a reminder guys, me and my associate are putting together the probowl teams as we speak. it will not be biased as i am not doing my own conference, nor is fifty doing his conference.
i will then create the rosters on my xbox, upload the spawn game, and the 2 losers from the championship game will download them and play each other for the pride of the conference! hopefully i'm not playing with the NFC roster, but if that is the way it goes i will win it... for us guys, for us!
i will then create the rosters on my xbox, upload the spawn game, and the 2 losers from the championship game will download them and play each other for the pride of the conference! hopefully i'm not playing with the NFC roster, but if that is the way it goes i will win it... for us guys, for us!
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
FrenchMovieTheme said:
Cerebral Palsy
Banned
True just took me out. I couldn't do anything offensively. GG
*off to hang myself now*
*off to hang myself now*
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
Lonestar said:horseshit Matrix, HORSEHSITiiiitiTT
I demand to play DJ for the RAEL WIN
I can't fathom how that shit happens, Go up by 3 with 39 seconds, how is that possible (what happened at end of 4th)
:lol
My guys actually started holding onto the ball with 39 seconds left,I had like 6 drops up until then and couldnt complete shit,they became clutch.
Carr > Jake the shit Delhomme who cant throw the ball where I want it to go half the time
You honestly outplayed me too,I was so off at the start of the game I couldnt get my D the way I wanted,I was spazzing out.
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
Lonestar said:
Cause I dont know their playbook for shit and I happened too notice to that I have destroyed my left thumb stick from playing 2k6,part of the rubber piece has fallen off :\ Im glad I have an extra controller but I wasnt going to pause the game and plug a new one in while you were in my redzone,I was basically just audibling out of my D set,I think I did it 3 times and spread my line at the sametime :O
I'll tell ya why you lost...bad luck and the insane pressure that the cpu of the Panthers can create on a QB,again its just stupid,I picked D formation and was able to stuff your run two times in a row in OT....I'm sure you noticed how crazy it is,cause you cursed like two times during the game :lol
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
Lonestar said:
PANTHERS HEART OF A CHAMPION! IM TAKING DJ'S TEAM TO THE PLAYOFFS!...yea right.
Yea you really shouldnt have left me 39 seconds,im used to scoring with so little time,shit I beat newsguy with a hailmary Carr bomb with 1 sec on the clock
you were winning with the Texans. The stats showing were DJ's, and I knew those. I had played DJ twice, and kinda knew how he played. Introducing YOU made all that moot, and out came the "YOUR FUCKED ambulance", to pick me up.
Though, Grant Winstrom finally showed up and played. 7 tackles, 3 tackles for loss and a Deflection.
Too bad he couldn't stop you running to the outside for easy gains! I still can't stop that shit, but can't run them myself hardly
Though, Grant Winstrom finally showed up and played. 7 tackles, 3 tackles for loss and a Deflection.
Too bad he couldn't stop you running to the outside for easy gains! I still can't stop that shit, but can't run them myself hardly
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
Lonestar said:
I didnt play like I do with the Texans so you still had somewhat of an advantage,you know your team better than I know the Panthers.I did say I got lucky,I mean from my players dropping everything to becoming clutch masters with 39 seconds left and then they carry that into OT.....bizzare.
You know,I'm not trying to start anything,but damn Ando,you ran I'd say all of 3 different passing plays all game,you love you some Lelie deep and across the middle :lol
Seriously,are some of you that hard up to win that you have to do the same play all the time? -_- Don't even try to deny it either,Townsend had 5 Deflections and that's who was guarding him,that's just deflections,doesn't even count the countless 3rd downs you converted with the play or the only real TD you scored,I didn't even bother havin the controller in my hand for your 2nd one.
Do me a favor FMT and never schedule me and Ando to play again if he signs up for the new season
Seriously,are some of you that hard up to win that you have to do the same play all the time? -_- Don't even try to deny it either,Townsend had 5 Deflections and that's who was guarding him,that's just deflections,doesn't even count the countless 3rd downs you converted with the play or the only real TD you scored,I didn't even bother havin the controller in my hand for your 2nd one.
Do me a favor FMT and never schedule me and Ando to play again if he signs up for the new season
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
Ramirez said:You know,I'm not trying to start anything,but damn Ando,you ran I'd say all of 3 different passing plays all game,you love you some Lelie deep and across the middle :lol
Seriously,are some of you that hard up to win that you have to do the same play all the time? -_- Don't even try to deny it either,Townsend had 5 Deflections and that's who was guarding him,that's just deflections,doesn't even count the countless 3rd downs you converted with the play or the only real TD you scored,I didn't even bother havin the controller in my hand for your 2nd one.
Do me a favor FMT and never schedule me and Ando to play again if he signs up for the new season
WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA GET YOUR DRAMA!
Who will win this award?
Ramirez said:You know,I'm not trying to start anything,but damn Ando,you ran I'd say all of 3 different passing plays all game,you love you some Lelie deep and across the middle :lol
Seriously,are some of you that hard up to win that you have to do the same play all the time? -_- Don't even try to deny it either,Townsend had 5 Deflections and that's who was guarding him,that's just deflections,doesn't even count the countless 3rd downs you converted with the play or the only real TD you scored,I didn't even bother havin the controller in my hand for your 2nd one.
Do me a favor FMT and never schedule me and Ando to play again if he signs up for the new season
This won't end well.
Ramirez said:You know,I'm not trying to start anything,but damn Ando,you ran I'd say all of 3 different passing plays all game,you love you some Lelie deep and across the middle :lol
Seriously,are some of you that hard up to win that you have to do the same play all the time? -_- Don't even try to deny it either,Townsend had 5 Deflections and that's who was guarding him,that's just deflections,doesn't even count the countless 3rd downs you converted with the play or the only real TD you scored,I didn't even bother havin the controller in my hand for your 2nd one.
Do me a favor FMT and never schedule me and Ando to play again if he signs up for the new season
For starters, Lelie had 5 catches. One was on the deep pass, one was the TD and one was the comeback route. That leaves 2 catches. So much for the "countless third downs" I converted. P.S. I was 2-10 on third down and I know I got one of them with Bell. So I guess to you, one conversion = countless.
Here's an idea, rather than whine about a play call, play some better defense. Instead of controlling the middle DT every play except a few, control someone else and stop me if I am supposedly abusing a play too much. Every time you actually took control of a safety you just put him out of position. One time you made it even easier for Lelie to catch the ball and another time you left Rod Smith wide open deep for what should have been another TD but he dropped it.
I could call BS on your "scramble to the sidelines every play and wait to see which route my AI breaks down on most" style you tried 90% of the time but I don't care, I got the win. The Vikes did the same thing to me last week, didn't complain because if I don't stop it it's my own fault. When I played the Texans all they did were deep posts with high lob passes, the kind that are almost impossibe to stop. Again, did I cry like a little girl? No. Moral of the story is stop crying. Your team out rates mine by like 20 points, stop me or shut up. Thanks.
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
Andokuky said:
I hope that comment isnt about our game cause you can stfu and keep me out of your shit and ive played tons of people here and I dont lob the f-ing ball.
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
Andokuky said:
Sand in my panties? ...wait I think you are also the one that wouldnt type in their fucking stats at the end of our game,fucking pussy.Ask any person here if I lob and play cheap? You are full of shit and your whining after every game you lose it getting old.
LoL,I knew you'd deny it,which is why I didn't wanna bring it up in the first place.You're full of shit is all I can say,I also loved how much Quarter defense you played against me,2 WRs formation,call out the Quarter D!
But whatever,you and I both know you did it,thats all that matters friend
You might have hit your TE a few times on the play,all I know is that it was always with Lelie,the TE, and some other WR on the right side,then Lelie would go across the middle or it would be a PA where Lelie would go deep,it's not about me needing to better my defense,it's about you havin some balls and not running the same 3 plays every time,kthx.
But whatever,you and I both know you did it,thats all that matters friend
You might have hit your TE a few times on the play,all I know is that it was always with Lelie,the TE, and some other WR on the right side,then Lelie would go across the middle or it would be a PA where Lelie would go deep,it's not about me needing to better my defense,it's about you havin some balls and not running the same 3 plays every time,kthx.
