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The official Neogaf Wrasslin' Alliance thread.

Razorskin

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How the fuck did Sangre win that? 2 DDTs off the rope and two spears in a row, lets not forget him no selling a damn killswitch.


This is some sort of monster invasion.


I am very distraught by G-Fex leaving, I've looked up to him and his endless gimmicks ever since I was a young jobber in FCW.
 
How the fuck did Sangre win that? 2 DDTs off the rope and two spears in a row, lets not forget him no selling a damn killswitch.


This is some sort of monster invasion.


I am very distraught by G-Fex leaving, I've looked up to him and his endless gimmicks ever since I was a young jobber in FCW.
OH SHIT IT'S VI-.... TOM CRUISE BOOKING
 
I was so salty last night....

I left to the store, and by the time I got back the show was over.....

I was gone for 10 min!
 

G-Fex

Member
I was so salty last night....

I left to the store, and by the time I got back the show was over.....

I was gone for 10 min!

Yeah I was tired and upset last night.

Tonight I'm going to stay up all night til 7 am.

btw, I have WWE All Stars now.
 

Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Big words from a nobody jobber. While you're cleaning toilets at NWA headquarters I'm winning matches and making millions. You talk a big game but can you do it in the ring? I challenge you to an Extreme Rules match at tomorrow's Tuesday Night Totality. In fact, to sweeten the deal I'll even put my NWA European Championship on the line. After TNT, we'll see who the real man of the NWA is.

nobody jobber? im gonna ignore that comment for a second. i am gonna give you a warning. one that i rarely give out due to competition being aware of what they are doing. you want a match to prove your superiority? fine. im more than willing to accept. but im gonna advise that you dont put up your title. im a clutch king and ill take it from you if you mess around. i would have been heavyweight champion a while ago if beef would have put his title up instead of our little exhibition.

now back to the nobody jobber. ive been a triple crown champion before the existence of your character. ive had tag title reigns with some of the greatest in this company. ive had matches that have made jaws drop multiple times. when you can pull off what i have, then you can feel free to cast others as jobbers. until then, continue to live in my shadow.
 
nobody jobber? im gonna ignore that comment for a second. i am gonna give you a warning. one that i rarely give out due to competition being aware of what they are doing. you want a match to prove your superiority? fine. im more than willing to accept. but im gonna advise that you dont put up your title. im a clutch king and ill take it from you if you mess around. i would have been heavyweight champion a while ago if beef would have put his title up instead of our little exhibition.

now back to the nobody jobber. ive been a triple crown champion before the existence of your character. ive had tag title reigns with some of the greatest in this company. ive had matches that have made jaws drop multiple times. when you can pull off what i have, then you can feel free to cast others as jobbers. until then, continue to live in my shadow.
Clutch? CLUTCH? There is nothing clutch about you. It's more like "luck", and that "luck" is about to run out on you once you step into the ring with me. You are nothing to me. NOTHING.

I call people jobbers whenever I want because I am the NWA European Champion. I have gold around my magnificent waist. Do you even have anything around yours? I don't give a damn what you accomplished in the past. It means nothing. Even I would have been a triple crown champion back then. Hell all you had to face were lesser beings such as Spindashing and Frankman. They're nobodies just like YOU.

This is a new time in the NWA. A new beginning. A new era. A new generation. It's time to put up or shut up. By destroying the Beebs I have sent a message to everyone in the NWA locker room, including you. Justin Bieber was just another victim of the Harry Era. I am HarryDemeanor, and I AM the BEST wrestler in the NWA.
 

Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Clutch? CLUTCH? There is nothing clutch about you. It's more like "luck", and that "luck" is about to run out on you once you step into the ring with me. You are nothing to me. NOTHING.

I call people jobbers whenever I want because I am the NWA European Champion. I have gold around my magnificent waist. Do you even have anything around yours? I don't give a damn what you accomplished in the past. It means nothing. Even I would have been a triple crown champion back then. Hell all you had to face were lesser beings such as Spindashing and Frankman. They're nobodies just like YOU.

This is a new time in the NWA. A new beginning. A new era. A new generation. It's time to put up or shut up. By destroying the Beebs I have sent a message to everyone in the NWA locker room, including you. Justin Bieber was just another victim of the Harry Era. I am HarryDemeanor, and I AM the BEST wrestler in the NWA.

european champion? you kill me with your level of pride. you wanna call someone a jobber from the top spot, thats your business, but youre still green. but its ok. its good that you have pride in your skills. i just that this is the one time that you havent bitten off more than you can chew.
 
Just popping in from my usual NWA lurking to say that I came in for the ironman match, and the commentary is so much better than it was just a few months ago. Back then it was a parade of "look at that!" on loop. But this ep, I could actually completely hide the window and do other stuff, and the commentary was clear enough for me to understand pretty much everything going on. :)

And, WTF? ZACK RYDER IS NOT FROM JERSEY! >:|
 
I'd like to show the NWA Board of Directors what happened last night during my Iron Man Match with Parallax.

IafGS.jpg


I had Parallax in a pin with 3 seconds left on the clock. That damn referee didn't even get down on his flabby stomach to count it! I CLEARLY had Parallax beat but I was SCREWED!

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE DAMN REFEREES. Every night on NWA television EraldoCoil and I have been screwed in numerous tag matches by those damn referees. They take FOREVER to count it. I WANT NEW, ACTUAL REFEREES. NOT THESE DAMN HOBOS THAT SLASHBANE PICKED OFF THE STREET.

THESE REFS ARE SCREWING US IN EVERY MATCH AND I WANT THEM GONE. GONE.
 

Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
I'd like to show the NWA Board of Directors what happened last night during my Iron Man Match with Parallax.

IafGS.jpg


I had Parallax in a pin with 3 seconds left on the clock. That damn referee didn't even get down on his flabby stomach to count it! I CLEARLY had Parallax beat but I was SCREWED!

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE DAMN REFEREES. Every night on NWA television EraldoCoil and I have been screwed in numerous tag matches by those damn referees. They take FOREVER to count it. I WANT NEW, ACTUAL REFEREES. NOT THESE DAMN HOBOS THAT SLASHBANE PICKED OFF THE STREET.

THESE REFS ARE SCREWING US IN EVERY MATCH AND I WANT THEM GONE. GONE.

amazing. you "win" and you still bitch. dont like being screwed in iron man matches? welcome to the club. it happens, just get the hell over it and stop blubbering like a damn baby. this new era....i swear.
 
amazing. you "win" and you still bitch. dont like being screwed in iron man matches? welcome to the club. it happens, just get the hell over it and stop blubbering like a damn baby. this new era....i swear.
That's what I'm complaining about! A draw isn't a win. A draw isn't going to increase my paycheck. A draw isn't going to get me endorsement deals. A draw is worthless. WORTHLESS.

I know that you're scared about losing to me. You wouldn't want that huge L on your NWA record. You're perfectly fine with a draw because you don't want to be humiliated in another Iron Man Match. You've lost twice to Lesnar and if this ref didn't screw me it would have been a third.

Now all I have to look forward to is next week's match against you for your NWA Hardcore Championship. I am going to tear you from limb to limb. I'm going to enjoy taking the belt from you.
 

Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
That's what I'm complaining about! A draw isn't a win. A draw isn't going to increase my paycheck. A draw isn't going to get me endorsement deals. A draw is worthless. WORTHLESS.

I know that you're scared about losing to me. You wouldn't want that huge L on your NWA record. You're perfectly fine with a draw because you don't want to be humiliated in another Iron Man Match. You've lost twice to Lesnar and if this ref didn't screw me it would have been a third.

Now all I have to look forward to is next week's match against you for your NWA Hardcore Championship. I am going to tear you from limb to limb. I'm going to enjoy taking the belt from you.

scared of losing? heh. you obviously know nothing about what i am. i take on all competition, regardless of how the decks are stacked against me. ive got plenty of Ls on my record. but it doesnt matter to me. losing to lesnar twice? you might want to check the history books on that one amigo. humiliation in an iron man match? i am the superstar of iron man matches. i can make anyones lame style look decent. i made you look good last night didnt i? but thats beside the point.

as for my belt. to be honest, in a sick sad way, i HOPE you take it. i dont want it, but i do need it. you see, this belt means more to me than the nwa, heavyweight, and ecw championsip belts. when i got my first check in the case, did i spend it on wrecker and his heavyweight title? beef and his nwa title? ithil and his ecw championship? no. i went for the hardcore belt held by none other than the big show. and i proceeded to destroy the big show in the ring. i had a drive to break his giant ass apart, and i did just that. but now? i havent had someone foolish enough to desire my belt. but you? heh. take my belt, and ill go through anyone and everyone to get to you and take whats mine. so you think about that when you think about your endorsement deals, you paycheck. because money isnt my drive, destroying weak opponents is. and i havent had much fun with that since g-fex went MIA. so give me a reason to tear into you and make your life a living hell. PLEASE
 

G-Fex

Member
E-FEDINSIDER

"Gotta go fast"

Spindashing member of the Neogaf Wrestling organization was caught yesterday not going fast enough as he was caught in the broom closet with Layla or A.J. Lee but rather the 9th wonder of the world Chyna. The Rise and Fall Rumble winner was seen exiting with Joanie as he had slipped her a few rings discreetly before running down the hall to Entropia's dressing room.

This kind of act of lewd wreckless and perversion hasn't been seen since Harry Demeanor arrived at a NWA house show drunk and with 4 escorts.

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Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Harry and Elradocoil aka the Kliq will be facing two mystery opponents after all.

normally i would be pissed, but at the rate these two have been running their mouths, this should be interesting.
 

Razorskin

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Beef and Grim was easily match of the night, when Beef got that piledriver I thought it was all over, but he beat the odds and came back.

A solid 2 win performance for me last night, I'm coming for you Eraldocoil.
 

G-Fex

Member
Yeah in half a hour, I just got home from work.

I'm pissed and hungry so I'm going to watch adam west batman and eat my jack in the box.
 
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