EraldoCoil
Member
wait wait....I always get stuck in triple threat matches....Beef needs to defend his title....and if successful he'll get a shot at the next ppv. Spin earned this 1 on 1 shot by winning the rumble.
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I for one support this idea. I will gladly take Beef's belt off his hands.
Professor Beef
Banned
I also earned a #1 Contender's spot.
And did I win my ECW title back? Could've sworn I lost it to that walking Wellness Violation Astro Nut.
I also thought I earned an NWA Title shot when I defeated Eraldocoil in a HIAC.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
Razor and I promised that we would go out there and, win or lose, we'd give Ithil and Judderman the fight of their lives. Those tag team champions decided to take us on immediately after a brutal ladder match, and the ref made some very questionable calls... but we STILL gave it all we had. So... Ithil.... Judderman... If you've got any shriveled balls in those roided up bodies, what do you say to a rematch? In a HELL IN A CELL?
Professor Beef
Banned
For the past couple of months, I''ve been on a losing streak that would put MVP's to shame. I've lost belts, title matches, title opportunities, money, MY THEME MUSIC...and earlier tonight, I lost my tag-team partner. Any lesser man would quit if they were in my shoes, but I am not like them.
This goes out to YOU, ***_*******. Tonight you sucker punched me and ended our illustrious tag-team career. I still can't believe it. You and me...we're the last of a dying breed. You and me come from a generation of polygons, attitude meters and systems with 4 controller ports. We should be strategizing, but instead you want to forge your own path. Well by all means, you're free to do so. But if you're going out on your own, it won't be at my expense. Next week's show...I'm kicking your ass.
Next week marks a new beginning. It marks when I am finally free of the shackles that bind my face, and I am allowed to remove this ugly mark of shame. My career will begin anew next week, and it will start with the splitting up of the greatest tag-team in the NWA: The Beef_Wreckers.
You may have started this, ***_*******, but I'm going to be the one to end it.
HarryDemeanor
Member
Scientology beat the Nation 2.0
Astro Nut beat Heavy
(heel) Net Wrecker beat Seraphis Cain
Professor Beef beat DJSandman
Made in America beat The Kliq
Hollywood Harry Demeanor beat Justin Beiber
Ithil Retains
Eraldocoil Retains
Monday Night Collision wins the divide and Conquer challenge.
HarryDemeanor
Member
I loved every minute of it.
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
that was a 20 minute beat down Harry handed to beiber
You just lost to me and geek last night, but I guess you're doing fine for your low standard.
HarryDemeanor
Member
We have excellent singles careers. Tag teaming means nothing to us when we've got singles gold around our waists.
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
aww
HarryDemeanor
Member
I guess Heavy leaves the NWA without a hero's goodbye.
Net_Wrecker
Member
For the past couple of months, I''ve been on a losing streak that would put MVP's to shame. I've lost belts, title matches, title opportunities, money, MY THEME MUSIC...and earlier tonight, I lost my tag-team partner. Any lesser man would quit if they were in my shoes, but I am not like them.
This goes out to YOU, ***_*******. Tonight you sucker punched me and ended our illustrious tag-team career. I still can't believe it. You and me...we're the last of a dying breed. You and me come from a generation of polygons, attitude meters and systems with 4 controller ports. We should be strategizing, but instead you want to forge your own path. Well by all means, you're free to do so. But if you're going out on your own, it won't be at my expense. Next week's show...I'm kicking your ass.
Next week marks a new beginning. It marks when I am finally free of the shackles that bind my face, and I am allowed to remove this ugly mark of shame. My career will begin anew next week, and it will start with the splitting up of the greatest tag-team in the NWA: The Beef_Wreckers.
You may have started this, ***_*******, but I'm going to be the one to end it.
Listen, up son. I haven't had time to do much of anything recently, so I haven't exactly been keeping up with the best weekly wrestling videogame program on this hemisphere, but lemme tell you somethin, Beef, IF YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME. If I punched you, it was only to give you some fire that you've been lacking for months.
WHO'S BEEN CARRYING THIS TEAM? ME, DAT'S WHO!
WHO WINS THE TITLES? ME, DAT'S WHO!
WHO GETS THE WOMEN, THE CARS, THE PLANES, AND ICE CREAM BARS? ME, DAT'S WHO!
So when we meet and settle this on the battlefield, everyone make sure to bring your A1 Sauce cause Professor Beef is gonna be cooked WELL DONE.
CONTINUE NOT TRENDING
*drops mic*
EraldoCoil
Member
Coil/Spindashing
Master Level Main Event!!!!!
Let's goooooooooo!!!!
Master Level Main Event!!!!!
Let's goooooooooo!!!!
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
Scientology will OWN master level and we will crush anybody who get in our way. Join us or suffer
I originally came in this thread to try to bury the hatchet with beef and wrecker. The most dominant tag team in the league has come through thick and thin, and need to get back to the basics to what made them the greats they were.
And then tom cruise opened his mouth and started spouting nonsense. Who do you think will fall in line with your crap?
And then tom cruise opened his mouth and started spouting nonsense. Who do you think will fall in line with your crap?
HarryDemeanor
Member
Hollywood doesn't appreciate the tone you use with other Hollywood celebrities. Tom Cruise is a nice man. I'll let him slide after the Tyrant incident.
Of course you would support him. He'll lead you down the wrong path as well. But please, act as though he cares what you think
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
all of hollywood sticks together and you Parallax are now on the list... come Monday you better watch yourself
Cruise, I look forward to seeing you on Monday. You employ some monsters, and win a tornado tag match and all of a sudden you're hot shit? Please.
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
you'll see why my shit is hot.. steaming hot
EraldoCoil
Member
Master Level is only a few weeks away!
After retaining his title at Divide and Conquer what does the champ have to say about Main Eventing the biggest PPV of the year!?!?!?
What will he have to say about his opponent, Spindashing!?!?!
Why is he so sexy!?!?!
Tune in tonight to find out!!!
After retaining his title at Divide and Conquer what does the champ have to say about Main Eventing the biggest PPV of the year!?!?!?
What will he have to say about his opponent, Spindashing!?!?!
Why is he so sexy!?!?!
Tune in tonight to find out!!!
Everybody knows Master Level should be me in the main event vs Spindashing. I beat you inside of a Cell. I want what is mine. I want it TONIGHT.
EraldoCoil
Member
You are like a mosquito.....always pestering people.
So you beat me like a month ago, since then you have done nothing but lose countless matches. You blew your shot at the WHC, so you should be blaming yourself for not Main Eventing Master Level. You're that guy who holds onto that one little victory his whole life "Hey guys, remember when I beat Eraldo!?!?" good shit son, but instead of pestering me you should be focused on putting your career back on track.
I'm main eventing Master Level, I earned it, all the hard work I put in since debuting has got me here. I never begged for a title shot, I was granted one by G-fex and made the most of that opportunity....what did you do when you were granted the same opportunity? you got beat down by Ithil.....You have done nothing to warrant a shot at my title. I defended against beef and spindashing, both of which you can't beat.
I'll tell you what, if you can beat Harry and Spindashing then i'll give you a shot at the belt....and you can quit with your "Remember when!?!" shit now too...
*drops mic*
I'm a mosquito huh? I guess you could say that because I'm out for blood. I will face Harry and Spindashing tonight, but it will be in a first blood match. When I make them bleed, I'm coming for you.
HarryDemeanor
Member
You can't make Hollywood bleed. HOLLYWOOD BLEEDS FOR NOBODY.
Unless it's a well placed eye rake.
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
im sorry to announce that Scientology will not be able to make it to Monday night collision due to unforeseen shuttle repair.
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
*positions satellite to call g-fex*
of course. cowards.
EraldoCoil
Member
Sandman can't even put up a decent performance and gets eliminated first....
Just as I thought.....
Spindashing, let's do this!
Just as I thought.....
Spindashing, let's do this!
HarryDemeanor
Member
Your quest for gold ended once Hollywood made you bleed.
My quest for the NWA title ended.....but there are other belts in the NWA Multiverse.