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I found the game. So I was walking downtown and decided to stop by 7-11 to see what's up just in case on some crazy-ass off chance they had their shipment and decided to sell. I went in and asked the cashier if they had Street Fighter.
"...S-street? Fighter?"
I just said nevermind and got a large Slurpee instead. I pretended it was a Street Fighter cup. As I was leaving the store, though, a guy runs up behind me. He had a 7-11 uniform on so I assumed he worked there.
"Yo, you looking for Street Fighter 4?" he asked. I nodded frantically. "Meet me in the back of the store in five minutes."
I said okay, and stood outside the store, finishing my Slurpee hurriedly. I threw it away and walked around the block and into the alley behind the store. There was the dude, and he was holding a copy of the game in his hand.
"We're not supposed to sell this yet, but I'll cut you a deal bro," he said. "How bad you want this game?"
I told him I wanted it real bad. He chuckled at me a little maniacally. Then he unzipped his pants and let them drop to the ground.
I looked down and then looked back up at him. The look in his eyes was menacing but oddly enticing. This was Street Fighter 4. I couldn't wait another 4 or 5 days for this game.
When we were done he handed me the game. I told him thanks and he said the same. Then he asked me, "What would you do for a Tournament Edition stick?"
When I got home I could barely sit down. But I had the game. I had the stick. It was time to tell everyone on GAF.