I have had my share of hate/rage messages. But tonight I had two of my favorite ones, allow me to share them with you
First 1.
This is from a guy who once long time ago beat me fair and square, and I left after a couple of games ( not during game ofc but in the lobby ). So this dude proceeds to send me this message :
As you can tell by the horizontal scroll bar the " R's " continue ad naseum .
I have no idea why he felt he had to write that its not like I left during a game.
Anyways... I met the dude again today almost a month later at my friends house. He picks guile and throws me once and felt he had to taunt for some reason, he kept doing that until he won the round ( dont know why I let that happen
).
I did however win the game so it was all good. He ragepicks ( what I assume ) his main, and I beat him again. Now he is really pissed and I didnt want to play him anymore so I leave. 5 seconds later I get this gem of a message :
Next up we have my fellow countryman, the pride of sweden himself mr snorpung ( which literally translated means snotscrotum, classy guy )
I've met this guy once before and beat his ass, he promplty accused me of using a so called lagswitch in a thaiwanese cottage ( his own words ) even though we probably live close to each other.
So I bumped into him again today, and won again with a couple of different characters after which he kicked me. I sent him a message asking him " are you going to blame my taiwanese cottage broadband again? "
To which he replied :
Translation : " Blame? No, you won fair and square this time. You're however terrible,nontechnical and abuse overbuff chars...but if one cant succeed in real life then one can always play unbalanced characters online. GG mate "
I have no idea what he means with his lifemetaphor...
Fun night
ps. All of these games are player matches :lol