The Official Usain Bolt ballwashing thread

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DY_nasty said:
....ugh
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Sorry if I offended any naive guys, but one of the finalists today (british dude) was racing after a substance abuse ban. After ALL the positive tests over the years you would think they'd hand out lifetime bans after being caught once.
They're not serious about it cause they want more records.
 
Manics said:
They should add a bunch of new categories so Bolt can win 8 golds at the next Olympics and people shut up about Phelps.

50m
100m
150m
200m
250m
300m
350m
400m
and the 4x100 to give him 9
:lol
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Make an event where they have to run backwards also.
 
Manics said:
Sorry if I offended any naive guys, but one of the finalists today (british dude) was racing after a substance abuse ban. After ALL the positive tests over the years you would think they'd hand out lifetime bans after being caught once.
They're not serious about it cause they want more records.
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I'm sure there are a few top class atheletes who use some kind of illegal performance enhancer but I don't think you should generalise them all as doing it. It is perfectly possible for many to achieve what they are doing without artificial help, even Usain Bolt.
 
Manics said:
Sorry if I offended any naive guys, but one of the finalists today (british dude) was racing after a substance abuse ban. After ALL the positive tests over the years you would think they'd hand out lifetime bans after being caught once.
They're not serious about it cause they want more records.
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How naive are you? Yeah there are some people who juice up but not everyone who's ripped is on something. Its an insult to everyone who's ever been a part of the sport when you generalize like that.

And even if you want to get technical, the testing system itself is broken because of a constantly updating banned substance list...
 
Holy fucking shit!! Fucking unbelievable that he managed to run that. I doubt anyones going to beat him for a long time






GSG Flash said:
Bolt at his own sport > Phelps at his own sport

Hell, Phelps isn't even the best in his own sport, I think Thorpe is a better swimmer. But Bolt is just insane, breaks the world record and then breaks it's a second time because the first time wasn't enough :lol
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WTF are you a moron??? Phelps isnt the best?? Thorpe better?? :lol :lol

Beezy said:
Phelps lost a race in the past year, so no he's not the best in his own sport.
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??? LOL You do know Phelps does more than one race right?? I guess Bolt sucks because he didnt win the 400 or win the hurdles right??
 
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WTF?


Since May 31, 2008, when the 22-year-old first broke the 100m world record, he has dragged the time down from 9.74 to 9.58.

To put that in perspective, the previous equivalent reduction of 0.16 seconds had taken the efforts of seven different runners and 16 long years.
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Wow...insane.


“I’ve said 9.4. I think it will stop at 9.4 but you never know. We’ll just keep racing. - Usain Bolt
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:lol


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OptimoPeach said:
Beezy's just being racist, don't mind him
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Lol what? Do I know you?

Chumly said:
??? LOL You do know Phelps does more than one race right?? I guess Bolt sucks because he didnt win the 400 or win the hurdles right??
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I didn't say that he sucked. If Bolt won those races before and lost them shortly after, I wouldn't consider him the best either.
 
This man is a beast. The man could've punched Tyson Gay out right after finishing and still gotten the same applause.

HIS LAST NAME IS BOLT GODDAMN.
 
Bolt is fucking amazing. Everything I've seen him race in he just blows everyone out of the water, nobody hes racing looks CLOSE to catching him and those are the absolute best runners in the world. Incredible.
 
I wanna see Usain "twittering" during his next race, iPhone in hand as he crosses the line with a new WR...


7:23pm "Someone's coming up behind me".
7:23pm "It's just my shadow. :)
 
Beezy said:
Lol what? Do I know you?


I didn't say that he sucked. If Bolt won those races before and lost them shortly after, I wouldn't consider him the best either.
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You can't make such a blanket statement though, since Phelps swims many styles. If you were to say Phelps is not the best freestyle swimmer no one would argue your point. To say he isn't the best all around swimmer though is absurd.
 
And that's without doing good starts, without sprinting at full speed at the end and with room to improve in the next 6-7 years if he doesn't do stupid things.
 
pringles said:
Damn, look at how relaxed Bolt is compared to everyone else..
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I just noticed how his body looks different too, he doesn't look stronger and his muscles are slimmer than the others.
 
sn00zer said:
Probably the only guy that gets a free pass for being cocky as hell, he totally deserves it
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Oh yeah, I've never seen a sprinter joking and yucking it up right before he gets into the blocks. Usually they're all serious and focused, he doesn't seem to have a care in the world. Fuck this guy is revolutionary to the sprinting world. Best ever.
 
sn00zer said:
Probably the only guy that gets a free pass for being cocky as hell, he totally deserves it
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he gets a free pass because he is not being cocky to another person. he is racing a clock and winning, which i feel is why he gets to be that cocky.
 
Looking at Dwain Chambers.. why can't he get past 10s anymore? lol

Nobody found out he was using anything because it was a designroid.. until Balco got their cover blown.
 
Luckyman said:
Looking at Dwain Chambers.. why can't he get past 10s anymore? lol

Nobody found out he was using anything because it was a designroid.. until Balco got their cover blown.
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He is 30/31 though? Been racing for a long while, he's an old man in terms of 100m sprints
 
And not a single one of you has posted a video of this amazing feat for those of us who missed it?

Disappoint total.



Post dat sh*t! I wanna see USAIN!!
 
I don't know why people get upset when you mention Performance Enhancing Substances (PES, distinguished from PED becuase it can also mean "Premature Ejaculation Disorder") when you have a guy that's completely schooling everyone else in a sport that's not only dirty, but has been dirty for decades. The questions are bound to be there, and I think most people just assume he's as dirty as every other record setter.
 
Usain Bolt, you total legend!

Angry Grimace said:
I don't know why people get upset when you mention Performance Enhancing Substances (PES, distinguished from PED becuase it can also mean "Premature Ejaculation Disorder") when you have a guy that's completely schooling everyone else in a sport that's not only dirty, but has been dirty for decades. The questions are bound to be there, and I think most people just assume he's as dirty as every other record setter.
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Basically, as long as doping control doesn't come out as positive, one can assume they're all using the same stuff. Bolt is just that superior.
 
Mecha_Infantry said:
He is 30/31 though? Been racing for a long while, he's an old man in terms of 100m sprints
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Linford Christie did win the Gold in the 1992 Olympics at age 32 running a 9.96. At age 35 he ran a 9.97...but then again:

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Chumly said:
WTF are you a moron??? Phelps isnt the best?? Thorpe better?? :lol :lol


??? LOL You do know Phelps does more than one race right?? I guess Bolt sucks because he didnt win the 400 or win the hurdles right??
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You're the grade-A moron for actually buying into the lame Phelps hype, face it, he's not the best swimmer and frankly I'm sick and tired about hearing about Phelps.

Now Bolt is where it's at, he's the real deal.
 
After Phelps and his coach went ham on that bitch rant about "everyone needs to have the same suit! I didn't have my neo-zeon laser suit and lost because of it!" I've pretty much stopped caring about all his stuff.
 
Phelps swimming records means nothing compared to Bolt's sprint records, it's like trying to compare a kindergarden teether ball pro to a triathlete.
 
X26 said:
Phelps swimming records means nothing compared to Bolt's sprint records, it's like trying to compare a kindergarden teether ball pro to a triathlete.
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The story of Phelps' 8 medals in Beijing and the dramatic fashion in which they were won is one that will endure in Olympic history.
 
Teddman said:
The story of Phelps' 8 medals in Beijing and the dramatic fashion in which they were won is one that will endure in Olympic history.
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Beijing olympics? Hmm...oh yea, that's the one with the awesome opening and closing ceremonies and usain bolt, right? In the US phelps was the story, everywhere else it was Bolt by a massive margin, he's the one that will be remembered npt tp mention the one that is still being talked about.

Competitive swimming is a niche sport, while running is universal and probably the purest sport there is.
 
X26 said:
Beijing olympics? Hmm...oh yea, that's the one with the awesome opening and closing ceremonies and usain bolt, right? In the US phelps was the story, everywhere else it was Bolt by a massive margin, he's the one that will be remembered npt tp mention the one that is still being talked about.

Competitive swimming is a niche sport, while running is universal and probably the purest sport there is.
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Preach.
 
X26 said:
In the US phelps was the story, everywhere else it was Bolt by a massive margin, he's the one that will be remembered npt tp mention the one that is still being talked about.
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As long as Phelps holds the title of "Most Decorated Olympian of All Time," I think he'll be remembered just fine in all countries.
 
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