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Kill...wealthy...dowager.

Anyone have the animation of Homer writing that down?
 
You know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen a big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin and a short temper outside of television.
 
So someone said Homer became less caring after the Homer's Enemy episode.

I disagree. If anything he was becoming sweeter.
 
"Well, we didn't win. Here's your pizza."

"But we did win."

"That's okay. The box is empty."


Ned Flanders: I give you the jury of the damned. Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon...

Richard Nixon: But I'm not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.

Ned Flanders: Hey listen, I did a favor for you!

Richard Nixon: Yes, Master.

Ned Flanders: John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.



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Lisa: "Dad we did something very bad"
Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"
Bart: "No"
Homer: "Did you raise the Dead?"
Lisa: "Yes"
Homer: "But the car's ok?"
 
"Dear motorist, your vehicle is illegally parked in the borough of Manhattan. If you do not remedy this malparkage within 72 hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense."

Also rebigulator.

Edit: Just ask this scientician god this list is great. Lousy Smarch weather. Way to breathe no breath.
 
"Dear motorist, your vehicle is illegally parked in the borough of Manhattan. If you do not remedy this malparkage within 72 hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense."

You have 30 minutes to move your car.
You have 10 minutes to move your car.
Your car is being impounded.
Your car is being crushed into a cube.
You have 30 minutes to move your cube.
 
Marge: What if something goes wrong?

Homer: Pffft... "what if". What if I'm taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap?........... Oh my god, I'd be killed!
 
The Puppy one is used when Kent Brockman is about to be eaten by his own billboard. Krusty attacked by Zombies uses the one with the drunk guy.

Oh yeah, that's it.

I never really re-watch the Treehouse episodes. Usually they're just not what I'm looking for when I'm craving for Simpsons.
 
Does anyone else find the forst 2/3's of Treehouse of Horror VIII underwhelming? I think it's because they're too centred around the house.
 
Class: Lisa likes Nelson!

Milhouse: She does not!

Class: Milhouse likes Lisa!

Janey: He does not!

Class: Janey likes Milhouse!

Uter: She does not!

Class: Uter likes Milhouse.
 
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