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The Simpsons |OT2| It's a pornography thread- We were posting pornography

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Deleted member 57681

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Hilarious:

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Cindres

Vied for a tag related to cocks, so here it is.
"I think it's ironic that dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death."
"And I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic ga..."

That was always one of my favourite lines as a kid.
 
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Kurita

Member
It's just something that Paul Heyman (the guy calling) said after Brock Lesnar (his client) beat the Undertaker.

"My client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak a Wrestlemania."
 
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Cheerilee

Member
Kurita said:
It's just something that Paul Heyman (the guy calling) said after Brock Lesnar (his client) beat the Undertaker.

"My client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak a Wrestlemania."
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For a bit more context, The Undertaker is a character (in professional wrestling, which is scripted and fake) who is believed to have some sort of connection to the supernatural and to death. As a coincidence, when he first started out in wrestling he began a streak where he might lose matches, but he never lost at Wrestlemania. They decided to make this a part of his mystical character, suggesting that it was impossible for Undertaker to lose a match while he was on the biggest stage in wrestling. The streak stood unbroken for decades.

But Undertaker started getting old and unprofitable, so the WWE decided to cash in on the credibility they had invested in him, and had Brock Lesnar (a more marketable character) break his streak. Personally, I think that wasn't an effective way to cash in, because by breaking the streak, they confirmed that there was never any power in it. That's not how you cash in on something.
 
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Grizzo

Member
It's been a long time since I last posted something in this thread! So guys...

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..."What up?"

(yeah I know, it's another post-season 10 reference) (go easy on me!)
 
UberTag

UberTag

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I Am Furious (Yellow) is a great post-classic era episode from Season 13.
You could make a serious argument that it was the last great episode John Swartzwelder ever wrote.

Sadly, both Angry Dad and Stan Lee would later return in far less memorable appearances.
 
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The Real Abed

Perma-Junior
UberTag said:
I Am Furious (Yellow) is a great post-classic era episode from Season 13.
You could make a serious argument that it was the last great episode John Swartzwelder ever wrote.

Sadly, both Angry Dad and Stan Lee would later return in far less memorable appearances.
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Like, ya know, whatever.

That's all I can think of reading your post with that avatar.
 
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Professor Beef

Banned
UberTag said:
I Am Furious (Yellow) is a great post-classic era episode from Season 13.
You could make a serious argument that it was the last great episode John Swartzwelder ever wrote.

Sadly, both Angry Dad and Stan Lee would later return in far less memorable appearances.
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It's just chock-full of great jokes. The Angry Dad shorts are hilarious, especially the bit with the voice actor staying in Homer's voice after his audition. And Stan Lee is a riot in both his scenes. God, I want to watch that episode again.
 
lunchtoast

lunchtoast

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Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?

Anthony Kiedis: Forget you, clown.

Chad Smith: Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.

Krusty the Clown: Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."

Flea: Wow. That's much better.

Arik Marshall: Everyone can enjoy that.
 
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BenjaminBirdie

Banned
lunchtoast said:
Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?

Anthony Kiedis: Forget you, clown.

Chad Smith: Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.

Krusty the Clown: Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."

Flea: Wow. That's much better.

Arik Marshall: Everyone can enjoy that.
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BEST.
 
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Javier

Member
Professor Beef said:
It's just chock-full of great jokes. The Angry Dad shorts are hilarious, especially the bit with the voice actor staying in Homer's voice after his audition. And Stan Lee is a riot in both his scenes. God, I want to watch that episode again.
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"You broke my Batmobile!"

"Broke it? Or made it better?"
 
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Professor Beef

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Internet Man: Bart, meet the voice of Angry Dad.
Bart: Okay, lets hear it.
Voice Man: Well, I was thinking of something like.. :puts on exact Homer voice: I'm a big fat idiot!
Bart: Wow, I think we have our angry dad!
Voice Man: Woohoo! When do I get paid.
Internet Man: In 2012.
Voice Man: D'oh!
 
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Item Box

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Nerdkiller said:
And then there's the follow up article about the real focus of the episode, Homer owning a gun...and how the NRA didn't get it.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/06/03/simpsons_gun_episode_the_cartridge_family_was_kind_to_the_nra_but_they_didn.html
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I always wondered what good could come out of a loudener

smurfx said:
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think i'll use this for mexico's next world cup match.
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if only it had the part where he falls into the jacuzzi as well :p
 
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Henchmen21

Banned
I never noticed the shelbyville bart is wearing a variation on what Bart's wearing. Blue pants instead of shorts. Orange shirt with a collar.
 
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The Real Abed

Perma-Junior
Henchmen21 said:
I never noticed the shelbyville bart is wearing a variation on what Bart's wearing. Blue pants instead of shorts. Orange shirt with a collar.
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So is Shelbyville Milhouse.

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Red pants with lavender shirt and blue hair. (At least until he changes into camo) No glasses though and purple backpack and blue shoes instead of red. But same voice.
 
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Henchmen21

Banned
The Real Abed said:
So is Shelbyville Milhouse.

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Red pants with lavender shirt and blue hair. (At least until he changes into camo) No glasses though and purple backpack and blue shoes instead of red. But same voice.
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Don't get me wrong, I knew they were shelbyville counterparts. I just never noticed how similar shelbyville bart was in clothing. Just noticed the same colors originally.
 
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Natetan

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OK, Marge, if anyone asks, you require twenty four hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam
 
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Patrick Bateman

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Homer: This next song is dedicated to a very special lady. She's 100 years old and weighs over 200... tons.

Panicking Man: This enormous lady will devour us all!

[Screams and jumps into the ocean]

Homer: I meant the statue!
 
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