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[FatallyYours]

Think someone's been a bit funny with the old photoshop here, the statue of liberty is definitely not that tall

 

[VN1X]

When you want to own someone with science and then fail at the science.

I like ripping on flat earthers as much as the next forumite but this memer hasn't heard of the vanishing point I guess?

 

[AJUMP23]

When you want to own someone with science and then fail at the science.

I like ripping on flat earthers as much as the next forumite but this memer hasn't heard of the vanishing point I guess?

 

[DeepEnigma]

Was waiting for a little creature to pop out,,

 

[k_trout]

 

[DeepEnigma]

Insanity, he's conveying insanity.

 

[k_trout]

 

[John Marston]

 

[AJUMP23]

Friend zone forever.


When a girl tells you, "I look at you like a brother".....might as well just say I am not interested.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Friend zone forever.


When a girl tells you, "I look at you like a brother".....might as well just say I am not interested.

You're obviously not an Alpha male like me.

I can escape a "friendzone" faster than the speed of light.

 

[AJUMP23]

You're obviously not an Alpha male like me.

I can escape a "friendzone" faster than the speed of light.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

When a girl tells you, "I look at you like a brother".....might as well just say I am not interested.

I wouldn’t brush that comment away. These days that might mean she wants the d.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

I wouldn’t brush that comment away. These days that might mean she wants the d.

That’s what Pornhub taught me.

 

[Northeastmonk]

I wouldn’t brush that comment away. These days that might mean she wants the d.

That’s when you ask her if she’s into some “cnc step bro role playing”.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Was waiting for a little creature to pop out,,

It's great to see your original avatar, man.
That cat you had previously creeped me out.

 

[Ownage]

I wouldn’t brush that comment away. These days that might mean she wants the d.

For the record, some Korean girls call their boyfriends "Opaaaaa..." which means brother, or daddy.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My wife lets me call her mommy when I’m a good boy.

 

[West Texas CEO]

My wife lets me call her mommy when I’m a good boy.

I do the same thing, but with my actual mom.

#let'sgetweird

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I do the same thing, but with my actual mom.

#let'sgetweird

How's she feel about adoption?

 

[John Marston]

I do the same thing, but with my actual mom.

#let'sgetweird

As a goof I would sometimes yell out my girfriend's mom or dad's name when climaxing.
I became an expert at evading slaps and punches during said climax.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

As a goof I would sometimes yell out my girfriend's mom or dad's name when climaxing.
I became an expert at evading slaps and punches during said climax.

I’d scream out Bill Clinton. We had another couple as roommates at the time. The other lady would climax annoyingly loud. Plus, Bill was the sexiest President at the time.

 

[BadBurger]

I hope this isn't a repost:



Neil deGrasse Tyson went on the Adam Friedland Show (from Cum Town) and it was pretty great. I can't believe he went on this show.

 

[bender]

You're obviously not an Alpha male like me.

I can escape a "friendzone" faster than the speed of light.

Restraining orders don't count, my guy.

 

[IDKFA]

A lesson as to why it's unwise to mess with English football fans.

At last nights Europa Conference League semi-final, a hoard of AZ Alkmaar fans tried to storm the stairs and get to the West Ham fans. Two absolute hero West Ham fans held the stairs and fought them off.

 

[EviLore]

A lesson as to why it's unwise to mess with English football fans.

At last nights Europa Conference League semi-final, a hoard of AZ Alkmaar fans tried to storm the stairs and get to the West Ham fans. Two absolute hero West Ham fans held the stairs and fought them off.

Does no one have anything better to be doing with their lives...?

 

[IDKFA]

Does no one have anything better to be doing with their lives...?

Unfortunately football violence is part of the game in Europe, especially in England. I don't agree with it as this is a sport that should be enjoyed by all, but a small set of fans treat it like a war. In my years watching football, I've seen some real sickening stuff. I've seen young kids get knocked out and stamped on by adults. I've seen old men jumped on by 10 rival fans. I've even seen a disabled man thrown out of a wheel chair. All because somebody supports a different football team.

It's even worse if it's a local derby where mounted police have to escort fans to and from the ground.

In defence of the West Ham fans, they did what they had to do to protect families. I dread to think what would have happened if those AZ fans made it up the stairs.

 

[k_trout]

Does no one have anything better to be doing with their lives...?

I have known a few guys whose goal in most social situations was to fight, bizarre

 

[GymWolf]

My wife lets me call her mommy when I’m a good boy.

She let you call her mommy when you poop outside or when you chase away cats?

 

[DeepEnigma]

A lesson as to why it's unwise to mess with English football fans.

At last nights Europa Conference League semi-final, a hoard of AZ Alkmaar fans tried to storm the stairs and get to the West Ham fans. Two absolute hero West Ham fans held the stairs and fought them off.

"Give them bread and circus and they will revolt amongst themselves."

 

[AJUMP23]

 

[DKehoe]

 

[Grildon Tundy]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

She let you call her mommy when you poop outside or when you chase away cats?

Oh honey, when you’ve got a bidet, nothing else will do

 

[Kenpachii]

Friend zone forever.


When a girl tells you, "I look at you like a brother".....might as well just say I am not interested.

I never get how people get friend zoned, i make my intentions clear from the moment i meet somebody if they are interested we move on, if not i move on simple as that.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

i make my intentions clear from the moment i meet somebody if they are interested we move on, if not i move on simple as that.

"Listen lady, I don't have any interest in tossing any salads. I'm here for your Pokemon cards."

 

[k_trout]

 

[AJUMP23]

 

[CGNoire]

A lesson as to why it's unwise to mess with English football fans.

At last nights Europa Conference League semi-final, a hoard of AZ Alkmaar fans tried to storm the stairs and get to the West Ham fans. Two absolute hero West Ham fans held the stairs and fought them off.

Damm that Fat Guy is beating some ass and casually at that.

 

[CGNoire]

I need some context stat.

 

[CGNoire]

I never get how people get friend zoned, i make my intentions clear from the moment i meet somebody if they are interested we move on, if not i move on simple as that.

Yeh its like the second I find out she aint interested Im out.

 

[DKehoe]

I need some context stat.

Apparently she goes around colleges preaching abstinence. The crowd were having fun hearing what she had to say.

 

[k_trout]

 

[John Marston]

She borrowed from an old classic and updated it

 

[Toots]

Apparently she goes around colleges preaching abstinence. The crowd were having fun hearing what she had to say.

Or this is a clever ploy and she's in fact head of marketing and communication for the Margarita seller Association of America.
Whatever it is she knows how to work a crowd

 

[Toots]

Let me guess you where at the gigantic techno festival which happened this week-end in France and the drugs were super good ??

 

[Thaedolus]

 

[Bartski]

 

[MastAndo]

 

[k_trout]

kids the days lol

 

[DeepEnigma]