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The War To Wipe Out Plush Toilet Paper

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gdt5016 said:
I've said it before (even made a thread about it!), everyone should use babywipes. Toilet paper is so generation-X.
Definitely. Count me in the babywipe side of the Anus Cleansing War.
 

mandiller

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I use recycled unbleached toilet paper. It's soft enough. Geez, how do we explain ourselves to future generations that we use harmful bleached toilet paper made from virgin wood just so we can wipe our arse?
 

xelios

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Some toilet paper is awful enough to make your ass raw, like the kind they have in public restrooms. I prefer Charmin and if there was a green TP that was soft enough I'd use it.

Re: Wet toilet wipes: I've always wondered how guys with hairy ass cracks get their ass clean. The feces must get all in the hair and then when you wipe it just spreads around and coats the hair. I'd never feel truly clean so I shave. I hope no one with a hairy ass crack just uses dry TP to wipe. Ew. :lol
 

Xisiqomelir

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speculawyer said:
I just want paper that dissolves easy so these low flow toilets don't clog up.

Low flow toilets are my personal rage issue. I'm smuggling some 5 gals in from Canadia when I build my house.
 
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