Some toilet paper is awful enough to make your ass raw, like the kind they have in public restrooms. I prefer Charmin and if there was a green TP that was soft enough I'd use it.
Re: Wet toilet wipes: I've always wondered how guys with hairy ass cracks get their ass clean. The feces must get all in the hair and then when you wipe it just spreads around and coats the hair. I'd never feel truly clean so I shave. I hope no one with a hairy ass crack just uses dry TP to wipe. Ew. :lol