The WHITEMAN MOVIE CHALLENGE -- MONTH LONG EVENT (update - post 143)
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distantmantra
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I acquired this movie at a white elephant Chirstmas party last year... it's still sitting on my shelf in the plastic wrap... I haven't had the heart to get rid of it in the hopes of using it in another white elephant exchange.
You should hit up the Wal-Mart $1 DVD bin. I hear there are some great gems in there, like really bad bootlegged anime from Korea. Too bad I refuse to go to Wal-Mart.
Bloodwake said:
You should hit up the Wal-Mart $1 DVD bin. I hear there are some great gems in there, like really bad bootlegged anime from Korea. Too bad I refuse to go to Wal-Mart.
MrAngryFace
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Ok I have the first 3 weeks decided, the 4th one depends on it existing and qualifying.
Ash Housewares
The Mountain Jew
if theres alot of nominations and stuff that everyone has already seen, hell, I'll join in
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Get Carter
Alone in the dark
Edit: Just throwing out garbage, my fault if I am to late.
Alone in the dark
Edit: Just throwing out garbage, my fault if I am to late.
distantmantra
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How about the Sarah Jessica Parker blockbuster, If Lucy Fell? Aside from the version of Pride and Prejudice with Colin Firth, it's my fiance's favorite movie of all time, and it's sooo bad.
distantmantra
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White Man said:
Forgot about that, sorry.
What about live action adaptations of hentai?
FeedMeAStrayCat
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Full Frontal.
Ugh.
Island of the Dead.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Island of the Dead.
Ugh.
distantmantra
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I actually saw all three in the theater.
Illuminati
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What, Ghostdad a bad movie?! You take that back!distantmantra said:
I actually saw all three in the theater.
distantmantra
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Benadryl Hitman said:
Oh, God. Is it bad.
But not as bad as Spaced Invaders. I think that's the worst movie I've ever seen.
distantmantra
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sp0rsk said:
DON'T FORGET BIBLEMAN!!!
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Forgot about the Uwe Bowel movies...I'll find something devestating later.
Drinky Crow
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ROUND 1 -- me and MAF consulted, and both these flicks should be easy to dredge up.
MR ANGRY FACE sez:
"Littlefoot, I choose you!"
The Land Before Time HOLY FUCK PART FUCKING SEVEN WTF is a side-splitting -- as in you'll hafta drink until your kidneys rupture to enjoy it -- installment in the most pathetic wanna-be Disney franchise ever. Helium-voiced juvenile dinosaurs have sanitized family fun as they gamely frolick along a predictable non-threatening narrative towards the inevitable kindergarten moral.
DRINKY CROW sez:
"This movie made my brother so mad he punched a hole in drywall."
Patch Adams is Robin Williams at his inarguable worst. Penned by longtime Jim Carrey collaborator Steve Oedekirk, Patch Adams is pure maudlin sentimentality guaranteed to tug at our gentle White Man's heartstrings and bring him to both laughter and tears. Will Patch's struggle against the establishment medical community and against his own depression succeed? Of course it will! But will White Man survive the inevitable feel-good ending? Probably not!
ROUND ONE STARTO
MR ANGRY FACE sez:
"Littlefoot, I choose you!"
The Land Before Time HOLY FUCK PART FUCKING SEVEN WTF is a side-splitting -- as in you'll hafta drink until your kidneys rupture to enjoy it -- installment in the most pathetic wanna-be Disney franchise ever. Helium-voiced juvenile dinosaurs have sanitized family fun as they gamely frolick along a predictable non-threatening narrative towards the inevitable kindergarten moral.
DRINKY CROW sez:
"This movie made my brother so mad he punched a hole in drywall."
Patch Adams is Robin Williams at his inarguable worst. Penned by longtime Jim Carrey collaborator Steve Oedekirk, Patch Adams is pure maudlin sentimentality guaranteed to tug at our gentle White Man's heartstrings and bring him to both laughter and tears. Will Patch's struggle against the establishment medical community and against his own depression succeed? Of course it will! But will White Man survive the inevitable feel-good ending? Probably not!
ROUND ONE STARTO
Illuminati
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Holy shit Land Before Time 7. They must be that good to go straight to DVD.
FeedMeAStrayCat
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Ah cmon now, Patch Adams is pretty good! Or at leat it was like 6 years ago, when I saw it last.
FeedMeAStrayCat
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double post
FeedMeAStrayCat
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TRIPLE POST (christ)
Drinky Crow
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We're gonna buy 'em in FULLSCREEN, too.
MrAngryFace
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Whiteman: This is probably the best movie on my list. muhahahha
distantmantra
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White Man said:
LBTVII only exists in fullscreen.
FeedMeAStrayCat
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How about you watch the History of Violence ending instead? I just watched that earlier today.. and wow. That ending blew. (rest of the movie was pretty good, though)
MrAngryFace
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Land Before Time audiences DONT LIKE WHEN THA STUDIO TAKES THAR PICTURE AWAY WITH WIDESCREEN!
FeedMeAStrayCat
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sp0rsk said:
I was about to say that it already had been mentioned earlier by someone else until I realized it was you. I'm a dumb@$$.
distantmantra
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Fifty said:
I will purchase Bibleman solely for this challenge and hand deliver it to Whiteman's apartment if Drinky and MAF declare it worthy.
Also if you can find it Creating Rem lezar is my favorite childrens movie of all time
True story: i saw rem lezar on 9/10 2001. And there is a scene where the main bad guy vorak is singing a crazy song in front of the world trade center. The next day was 9.11 and the two towers were gone. Coincidence? I think not.
also i recommend the bruce lee documentary fist of fear touch of death. Its not about bruce lee, but about who the successor to bruce lee will be, and the tournament they show clips of during the movie is actually a self defense seminar thing at madison square garden. it climaxes with a kickboxing match between these two random dudes to decide who is the next bruce lee. this can be bought at best buy for like 2 dollars.
True story: i saw rem lezar on 9/10 2001. And there is a scene where the main bad guy vorak is singing a crazy song in front of the world trade center. The next day was 9.11 and the two towers were gone. Coincidence? I think not.
also i recommend the bruce lee documentary fist of fear touch of death. Its not about bruce lee, but about who the successor to bruce lee will be, and the tournament they show clips of during the movie is actually a self defense seminar thing at madison square garden. it climaxes with a kickboxing match between these two random dudes to decide who is the next bruce lee. this can be bought at best buy for like 2 dollars.
Nostrildamus
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A sure-fire trump card for whoever chooses it.
For that matter, anything by Robert Rodriguez will net you an automatic win.
I nominate Enter Three Dragons and Clones of Bruce Lee. Clones is easily one of the worst movies on the face of the planet, in any dimension. It needs to be seen. The plot to Enter Three Dragons is so ludicrous your eyeballs will spin, and has some of the most awsomely retarded lines in movie history. Both movies are pure retardation.
El Papa said:
you know, ive found that every single thing that says bruce lee on it aside from the actual movies he made when he was alive are all some of the most painful tihngs ever spliced together. Sometimes literally its just footage that was spliced together. I bet clones of bruce lee and fist of fear touch of death are not that far apart
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