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Making of documentary
"Lights! Camera! Animals!" Featurette
Deleted Scenes Introduced by the Director
Behind-the-scenes effects footage
Baha Men Music Video :-( :-( :-(
Pop-up Croc Track (?)
Outback Interactive Games
Photo Gallery
Trailers

I hope you were required to give the special features a workout!

MAF should pull out Kangaroo Jack

Double Australia FTW!

 

[MrAngryFace]

I think viewing the trailer with me qualifies for extras.

 

[Peru]

AHAHAHA RADIO ... jesus man, good luck.. good luck. Oh holy cow, I can't imagine worse movies to sit through than "bullied underdog makes it to the top"... and of course, the worst kind are the sport ones. I've actually seen Radio, but I've ignored the happening and never told about it to any friends, family, lovers. Ed Harris is a good guy, but that doesn't help this one bit.

 

[White Man]

Yeah, any suggestions on how to decide which one I watch tonite? MAF and Drinky should face off in a game of AoE3 or Rise of Legends or Dawn of War in order to decide.

 

[Matlock]

Yeah, any suggestions on how to decide which one I watch tonite? MAF and Drinky should face off in a game of AoE3 or Rise of Legends or Dawn of War in order to decide.

run radio on your imac, crocodile hunter on your macbook pro

watch them both, side by side!

 

[Powdered Toastman]

With "Lorenzo Lomas". One of the worst movies I ever did see, though Curfew, Slugs and They Nest come close...

 

[TJ Bennett]

Once you get through the blissfest of Crocodile Hunter and Radio I highly recommend you check out these gems ...

 

[JPRaup]

I got this free, its so bad its good

 

[Warm Machine]

Anything by Andy Sidaris

 

[terrene]

Your journey has ended before it has even started:

*Edit:
And

Jesus christ, you're going to fucking KILL the guy.

 

[Zep]

Oh yea, dont forget about

 

[HyperZone<3]

How about you watch the History of Violence ending instead? I just watched that earlier today.. and wow. That ending blew. (rest of the movie was pretty good, though)

Ah cmon now, Patch Adams is pretty good! Or at leat it was like 6 years ago, when I saw it last.

Full Frontal.

Ugh.

Island of the Dead.

Ugh.

joke character, gotta be.

Quite possibly the worst would-be blockbuster of the 80's, which is saying something.

essental for any bad movie connoisseur. Also features a pre-fame Tim Robbins in his most embarrasing role ever, yes, even moreso then Antitrust. Words cannot explain how ill-concieved this whole film was. You MUST see it.

 

[Icanplaythat]

joke character, gotta be.

Quite possibly the worst would-be blockbuster of the 80's, which is saying something.

essental for any bad movie connoisseur. Also features a pre-fame Tim Robbins in his most embarrasing role ever, yes, even moreso then Antitrust. Words cannot explain how ill-concieved this whole film was. You MUST see it.

STFU, Howard the Duck is/was awesome. Douche.

 

[Belfast]

Late entry. German poster provided for extra laffs. Notice the damn Krauts couldn't even get the names right.

 

[levious]

Late entry. German poster provided for extra laffs. Notice the damn Krauts couldn't even get the names right.

That's pretty common on all movie posters.

 

[Belfast]

That's pretty common on all movie posters.

All of em in German, or in general? The domestic posters for the movie had them oriented correctly.

 

[White Man]

I know this month's event hasn't even begun yet (I plan on watching the movies between friday and sunday), but what I'm planning for next month's event will get me on Maury Povich.

 

[Boogie]

My UFC 60 thread better get a fucking sticky if this dreck does

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

joke character, gotta be.

You can't tell me you actually enjoyed Full Frontal or Island of the Dead. And the History of Violence ending is a bit (just a tad, heh) abrupt, at least in my wife and I's opinions. And like I said, I watched Patch Adams when I was "relatively" young, (21 now) so perhaps my view might be a bit skewed on that one.

But yes, I most likely am a joke character. I'm just terrible at it.

 

[Jewbacca]

MAF ill paypal you 10 bucks if you make whiteman watch the movie i suggested. One last dance.

 

[Belfast]

My UFC 60 thread better get a fucking sticky if this dreck does

There's already a bunch of sports-themed stickies up here.

 

[The Shadow]

You will pray for death watching this.

 

[Belfast]

Wow an action/thriller starring Gregory Hines? They must've REALLY run out of other black people.

 

[Flynn]

You will pray for death watching this.

Gah. I remember seeing the trailer for that in the theater. Total Terminator rip-off. I'm betting it makes Cherry 2000 look good.

 

[White Man]

Ergh, I remember commercials for that looking like total garbage. Luckily, I doubt my foes could find that on DVD.

 

[Fifty]

Wow an action/thriller starring Gregory Hines? They must've REALLY run out of other black people.

He kinda looks like Wesley Snipes if you squint while drinking.

 

[demi]

Watch Kinky Boots. It has trannies.

 

[The Shadow]

Ergh, I remember commercials for that looking like total garbage. Luckily, I doubt my foes could find that on DVD.

Sounds like a challenge to me.


I doubt it's on DVD but I'm actually willing to go and rent the VHS, encode it, and burn it on a DVD. I'll do it......if you're man enough to watch it.

 

[Ford Prefect]

I know this month's event hasn't even begun yet (I plan on watching the movies between friday and sunday), but what I'm planning for next month's event will get me on Maury Povich.

Wait, wait, wait. So you're planning on putting on a new display of self-torture for the sake of GAF's entertainment... every month?

That's so fucking awesome :lol

 

[distantmantra]

Ergh, I remember commercials for that looking like total garbage. Luckily, I doubt my foes could find that on DVD.

MGM released a FULL SCREEN ONLY version. It's widely available online. :lol

 

[The Shadow]

MGM released a FULL SCREEN ONLY version. It's widely available online. :lol

FUCK. YES.

This is the one to get.

 

[White Man]

FUCK. YES.

This is the one to get.

What exactly is the movie about, and what makes it so awful. I only vaguely remember the commercials.

 

[Peru]

Bad horror, almost all of them, and bad monster/creature/alien movies deliver laughs and awkwardness enough to warrant a sit-through. They're the reason the term "so bad it's good" was coined. The exception is, of course, "Creature from the haunted sea" - the most boring piece of moving pictures I've ever seen. It ignores every concept of plot coherency, tension curve, timing... It dulls you to tormented half-sleep as endless dialogues lead to distasteful monologues...as "important" scenes for the movie - like introducing the monster - is almost done as an afterthought, a quick mention, a few seconds on the edge of the screen. The payoff towards the end is only a relief in the notion that the movie will soon be over, and you beg to the heavenly gods that your next venture into b-movie horrordom will not be such a real-life nightmare.

 

[Stinkles]

The Haim/Lopez movie needed a small but important photoshop change.

 

[Eminem]

Has Hollow Man II been mentioned yet? The horror, the horror....

 

[Bog]

You guys suck at this.

 

[Matlock]

THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL


i win the thread

 

[White Man]

You guys suck at this.

Damn, if Whoopi didn't have a head, she'd look pretty hot in that picture. That can't be her body.

 

[The Shadow]

What exactly is the movie about, and what makes it so awful. I only vaguely remember the commercials.

I watched it ages ago so I only vaguely remember what it's about. Had something to do with a military robot that goes insane and they have to send some assassin (Hines, lol) to take her out. She's pretty much invincible though and only a shot in the eye can stop her.

It's terrible because it's just so incredibly boring. So many made-for-TV movies on Lifetime easily beat it in entertainment value.

It's not "so bad it's good" bad, it's just god awful bad.

 

[sefskillz]

So bad, it's bad.

 

[Illuminati]

Someone tried to pass off Howard the Duck as a bad movie. BURN HIM!

 

[Schnicktick]

 

[Bog]

So bad, it's bad.

This guy knows what's up.

 

[White Man]

I watched Crocodile Hunter last night, and I drained 2 40s in the process. Review will go up probably tomorrow evening. I'm going to attempt to do Radio today. Beverage for the event will be RED WINE.

 

[_PsiFire_]

 

[AdmiralViscen]

Has this been posted?

 

[White Man]

Has this been posted?

Except that movie is hilarious and awesome.

 

[distantmantra]

Except that movie is hilarious and awesome.

Not as good as Priscilla, but still awesome.

 

[AdmiralViscen]

It certainly wants to be.

 

[White Man]

Not as good as Priscilla, but still awesome.

Priscilla is a tough one to top.

Oddly enough, drag queens terrify me in real life, but they sure do make for some entertaining movies.