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[Flynn]

I watched Crocodile Hunter last night, and I drained 2 40s in the process. Review will go up probably tomorrow evening. I'm going to attempt to do Radio today. Beverage for the event will be RED WINE.

Red wine is daring. I'd go for grain alcohol.

 

[Brobzoid]

I'm here to tell the tale of a camping gone wrong in sweden:Land of inbreeding!!!!

About 25 years ago an unholy child was born in an ancient noble family. The parents were the mother and son of the family. The goal was to create the perfect daughter, but instead she gave birth to a monster! The son, whose only interest are rabbits, called the monster Bunny Man, and placed him in a hole in the woods. He supplied his son with food and rabbits, to play with. Unfortunately, the lack of human contact made him violent, and his rabbits died when during his so called games. One day the son forgets to lock the hole and Bunny Man suddenly finds himself free, in a world he's never seen and doesn't understand. At the same time, a group of kids arrive at a cabin in the woods to throw a party. Kids that, to an untrained eye, seem quite similar to rabbits...

It is worth a mention that this monster(who grew up in a hole 5 ft wide) is the buffest man in the history of horror movies... and he has a bag over his head, with holes for his eyes and painted eyelashes around the holes.

the acting is referred to as 'shit' or 'piss poor' in some circles. but they don't know the half of it! it is both!

But the movie's highlight is the english... because this is such a international film it needs to be recorded in english. and the actors actually never learned english, they just memorized their dialoge(like bela lugosi in dracula!). And this gives us the best quotes in movie history(right next to street fighter the movie).




Camp slaughter !!!!!!!


go buy/rent/see it now!!!!!!

 

[Kabuki Quantum Lover]

- The Lawnmower Man series (...your balls will scream for forceful removal)
- Demonium
- Ladybugs (I like Rodney Dangerfield... I hate this movie so so much)

 

[Hitokage]

Bah, screw it... here's the movie that's guaranteed to be worse than anything MAF or Drinky could come up with...

Ultra-sappy mormon stage musical. It's a movie I despised even when I was mormon. It's actively bad, not boring bad.

 

[White Man]

Bah, screw it... here's the movie that's guaranteed to be worse than anything MAF or Drinky could come up with...

Ultra-sappy mormon stage musical. It's a movie I despised even when I was mormon. It's actively bad, not boring bad.

I'm telling you, Baptists at our Barbecue sounded even worse.

 

[Fifty]

Are you going to deliever a review or was this thread all a ruse?!

 

[Ford Prefect]

Bah, screw it... here's the movie that's guaranteed to be worse than anything MAF or Drinky could come up with...

Ultra-sappy mormon stage musical. It's a movie I despised even when I was mormon. It's actively bad, not boring bad.

My cousin was actually in a bad mormon musical:

That's him upper-left.

 

[dasein]

Spiderman 1?

 

[White Man]

Are you going to deliever a review or was this thread all a ruse?!

I kind of got disillusioned after MAF QUIT. Since he was the loser of the first round, he weaseled out of watching his movie.

I can try to do something before the weekend.

 

[dasein]

My cousin was actually in a bad mormon musical:

That's him upper-left.

Can the photoshop work in that dvd cover be any more blatant? Looks sooo photoshoppish

 

[Aurora]

Can the photoshop work in that dvd cover be any more blatant? Looks sooo photoshoppish

It's well Photoshopped though.

 

[Ash Housewares]

we should have a contest to see how many times in a row we can watch Highlander 2

 

[White Man]

we should have a contest to see how many times in a row we can watch Highlander 2

I quit!

 

[Foreign Jackass]

we should have a contest to see how many times in a row we can watch Highlander 2

I think it was one of the first movies I got to see alone at the theater with friends... What a huge disappointment it was. UGh. And what the hell happened to this contest anyway?

 

[karasu]

Watch "Under the Cherry Moon".

 

[White Man]

I think it was one of the first movies I got to see alone at the theater with friends... What a huge disappointment it was. UGh. And what the hell happened to this contest anyway?

MAF quit because he didn't want to have to watch the stuff I'd pick for him. He's a pussay. It all fell apart after that.

 

[Triumph]

I quit!

You win!

 

[sonatinas]

1. Deadbeat at Dawn
2. Superfights
3. Ninja 3: The domination (might not be on dvd)
4. Any movie with Richard Harrison in it.
5. The rest of the really good bad movies are still on VHS.

 

[master_shake_05]

The game is over.

Worst Drinky+MAF challenge ever