Reggie
'We here at Nintendo, we listen to our fans. We read the blogs, we know what you guys want.'
*paces stage*
'And one thing we absolutely know, is that a certain demo we displayed to you in 2011, left a great number of you shocked and amazed at what we can do with the Wii U.
*paces stage*
'The demo featured stunning graphics, a strong, atmospheric environment and most importantly, infinite gameplay potential through our innovative control scheme. It was a terrific example of what experiences the Wii U, can bring to you'.
*paces stage*
'Well, what if I told you that what we showed...was not a demo'
*Pause, crowd let of a quick cheer*
'What if I told you, that all along. This demo was a collaborative project between Retro Studios and Nintendo EAD, a project overseen by the legendary Shigeru Miyamoto'
*Crowd goes wild, Retro Zelda HD demo was real. Omgggggggg*
'Well I am pleased to announce to you, that Bird: The Game, will be launching 2013, exclusively for the Nintendo Wii U'.
That, coupled with the actual Retro Zelda HD appearing as a "And one more thing" at the end of the show, would be incredible.