this is weird, my cousin is jacking off with my netbook

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Mordeccai said:
This is an image of me giving her a thumbs up for ruining my stuff I am the one in the blue

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hmm. i conclude you're not mr. green eyes she was dreaming about.. also, i'm in the mood for this now -

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Hiltz said:
This thread is amazing.

I remember an awkward family-related masterbation encounter back when I was in probably 7th grade. During a party at my parent's house, I walked into my bedroom to get a picture of a fish I had caught during a fishing trip with my uncles. I noticed something was fishy when my bedroom door was open (I always keep it closed during parties). Well, it turns out my cousin was lying down on my bed with one of my socks on his penis with the lights off. Then without hesitating, he asked if I could help him masterbate. I didn't know what the fuck he was thinking, but I just quietly sad no and walked backwards out of the door and closed it. My cousin isn't even gay. In fact, he's getting married to his fiance this October. We've never brought up the incident and likely never will. I'd prefer to erase it from my memory.
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Mordeccai said:
OP's story was about his cousin, Hiltz story was about his cousin....I think everybody has a story about a cousin
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Well yes but not as crazy as these

I mean, the best I can do is my cousin having sex with his girlfriend and they didn't notice that his girlfriends little sister (who was like six years old at the time) opened the door and saw them. She stood there for ten seconds, turned around and didn't say a lot for two days.
 
I have nothing to add, I just would like to record for posterity that I witnessed this destined-to-be-a-classic GAF thread as it happened.
 
Hiltz said:
This thread is amazing.

I remember an awkward family-related masterbation encounter back when I was in probably 7th grade. During a party at my parent's house, I walked into my bedroom to get a picture of a fish I had caught during a fishing trip with my uncles. I noticed something was fishy when my bedroom door was open (I always keep it closed during parties). Well, it turns out my cousin was lying down on my bed with one of my socks on his penis with the lights off. Then without hesitating, he asked if I could help him masterbate. I didn't know what the fuck he was thinking, but I just quietly sad no and walked backwards out of the door and closed it. My cousin isn't even gay. In fact, he's getting married to his fiance this October. We've never brought up the incident and likely never will. I'd prefer to erase it from my memory.
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hmm. i'd be willing to donate a few bones to anyone who has made out with a relative before. i ain't judging.
 
I was expecting this thread to be rather odd considering the title but I could never have predicted the turn it would take.

Assuming the original post still stands I guess you could try to show him the incognito feature while keeping your anti-virus up to date to ensure you don't get any viruses via his browsing habbits. I'm not really sure how to respond to the recent updates of this thread however.
 
The One Who Knocks said:
I was expecting this thread to be rather odd considering the title but I could never have predicted the turn it would take.

Assuming the original post still stands I guess you could try to show him the incognito feature while keeping your anti-virus up to date to ensure you don't get any viruses via his browsing habbits. I'm not really sure how to respond to the recent updates of this thread however.
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i did



and wow sunhi
 
Remote access your netbook and if he's looking at porn....redirect into something embarrassing....

He'll think its some virus.
 
Holy shit that's hilarious.

See girl masturbating, look at guy with Mordeccai's face walking closer, start to giggle... notice drumstick floating in crotch area, lose my shit.
 
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