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My iPhone's screen went kaput so my carrier (T-Mobile) send it to some repair shop and they sent me a new or refurbished iPhone. I transferred all my data (contacts, apps, music) with the restore function, but now my phone sometimes (couple of times a day) simlocking itself. Its' not on autolock. Any way to fix this?
 
Why do we do almost everything possible to haul out downed aircraft sitting on the Ocean floor, even something small like a trainer or a Cessna.

...but when a boat or ship goes down, we investigate it but usually just leave it.

Is it just for the black box, especially the flight data recorder?
Not completely.

I thought that was it at first, but when something goes down we grab debris, scrap, bodies :( and often try to recreate it in a hanger - we collect pretty much anything that can be found. You probably already know they do this with commercial planes but private salvage companies do it too, for a cost. I know someone who is super rich because of it.

I ask because my Dad has owned a couple of big sportfish boats and he just got news that his last one sank off California. It came from New England. I have no idea how they got it there - way too big to ship on land as far as I know It was a 60 foot gorgeous thing with a huge back cockpit, tuna doors, tuna tower.

It had an EPIRB. I am pretty sure the EPIRB is just a signaling beacon though, and has no record of what systems failed. Kind of morbidly, many airplanes carry one too.

Anyway it sank in less than 100ft of water so it's totally accessible to an advanced diver on nitrox - and they're not going to pull it up, they're leaving it.

Any thoughts?
 
Here's a quick one for german speaking GAF. I'm not at the stage where I can write fluid prose in german, so what I usually do is think what I want to say in English, scribble it down, and then go back and try and translate it. So what I got here is:

"The iconic pictures of pure jubilation are testaments to the profound effect that the wall had on the german psyche"

I'm having trouble finding a good translation for testaments in this context. Dict.cc gives "Dokument" as the figurative term, but something about that just doesn't sit right with me and seeing that it's a formal essay I don't want to lose any marks for disambiguous meaning.

And seeing that I'm here, does anyone have an explanation to why the speed at which the backspace button deletes has suddenly decreased in the past 2 or so days when I hold it down? Before it was smooth as you would expect but now it's chugging along like an obese steam train
 
Hey guys. I am going to Florida in early March. I have a day off on the 10th, and plan on going to Islands of Adventure. Is there anyplace to get a good deal on a single-day pass? I don't wanna spend all my money getting in and not on Harry Potter Land!
 
BroMezzano said:
Hey GAF, what's a quick and painless way for suicide? Hard to figure out what's real or not on the internet lol. And nothing illegal or messy, I'd hate for my family to go through legal trouble after the fact. I'm over 18 so that opens up the options.

Please tell me you are joking. Right?
 
BroMezzano said:
Hey GAF, what's a quick and painless way for suicide? Hard to figure out what's real or not on the internet lol. And nothing illegal or messy, I'd hate for my family to go through legal trouble after the fact. I'm over 18 so that opens up the options.

You're not going to get answers from anyone who has actually experienced a successful painless suicide, so the best you can do is take a guess at what processes the body will be going through and what it will feel like.

Very considerate to want to not put your family through extra trouble.

These articles might be of benefit:

http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/post.cfm?id=is-killing-yourself-adaptive-that-d-2010-10-11

http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/post.cfm?id=being-suicidal-what-it-feels-like-t-2010-10-20

Also:

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BroMezzano said:
Hey GAF, what's a quick and painless way for suicide? Hard to figure out what's real or not on the internet lol. And nothing illegal or messy, I'd hate for my family to go through legal trouble after the fact. I'm over 18 so that opens up the options.
Don't do it, seriously suicide is just terrible.
 
BroMezzano said:
Hey GAF, what's a quick and painless way for suicide? Hard to figure out what's real or not on the internet lol. And nothing illegal or messy, I'd hate for my family to go through legal trouble after the fact. I'm over 18 so that opens up the options.

No matter what's going on, it's not worth it. Do not deprive yourself of what amazing experiences life has ahead of you. Do not let whatever is keeping you down win and do not let that be what defines your life.
 
BroMezzano said:
Hey GAF, what's a quick and painless way for suicide? Hard to figure out what's real or not on the internet lol. And nothing illegal or messy, I'd hate for my family to go through legal trouble after the fact. I'm over 18 so that opens up the options.

seek out professional help. theres always something to live for
 
BroMezzano said:
Hey GAF, what's a quick and painless way for suicide? Hard to figure out what's real or not on the internet lol. And nothing illegal or messy, I'd hate for my family to go through legal trouble after the fact. I'm over 18 so that opens up the options.
I know I'd never kill myself , but if I had to : I'd do this : get on some high building , get drunk , swallow some pills , jump , and shoot myself before I hit the floor .


That way , I'd know there wouldn't be a chance I'd make it out alive .
 
BroMezzano said:
Hey GAF, what's a quick and painless way for suicide? Hard to figure out what's real or not on the internet lol. And nothing illegal or messy, I'd hate for my family to go through legal trouble after the fact. I'm over 18 so that opens up the options.
Live out your life and don't get killed by any sort of unnatural way. You'll still accomplish your goal of dying and will have experienced your whole life like every person should.

SonofdonCD said:
Hey guys. I am going to Florida in early March. I have a day off on the 10th, and plan on going to Islands of Adventure. Is there anyplace to get a good deal on a single-day pass? I don't wanna spend all my money getting in and not on Harry Potter Land!
There's not really any legitimate place to get them cheaply. I got that them at a discount but only because I live in florida. Make sure the first thing you do when you get there is get a ticket to the HP land thing. We didn't know you needed tickets, but when we went up to get in line (it would have been a 2 hour wait and there was only 2 and a half hours until the park closed) this nice tourist family came up to us and gave us their tickets since they had to leave. That was really great and made my little sister really happy. Have fun there
 
BroMezzano said:
Hey GAF, what's a quick and painless way for suicide? Hard to figure out what's real or not on the internet lol. And nothing illegal or messy, I'd hate for my family to go through legal trouble after the fact. I'm over 18 so that opens up the options.

Dude, don't. You haven't even had sex yet. Get some pussy and then see if you still feel like ending it all....
 
Whoompthereitis said:
Dude, don't. You haven't even had sex yet. Get some pussy and then see if you still feel like ending it all....

This man speaks the truth. Go for it. Don't go to hookers though.
 
This is for you older GAF members out there. It's been told that earning money doesn't equate to happiness. I am from a family that is pressuring me to aim for a career that earns a lot of money.

What I'm asking is, is it worth getting all that money if you're not happy? I'd always think that if you earn a lot of money, you can get whatever you want. I love Japanese culture and photography and I'm hoping to do the JET program someday...But that won't probably happen because I'll end up doing med school or become an accountant or something. I really don't know what to do with my life. (I'm a sophomore in college).
 
Villain said:
This is for you older GAF members out there. It's been told that earning money doesn't equate to happiness. I am from a family that is pressuring me to aim for a career that earns a lot of money.

What I'm asking is, is it worth getting all that money if you're not happy? I'd always think that if you earn a lot of money, you can get whatever you want. I love Japanese culture and photography and I'm hoping to do the JET program someday...But that won't probably happen because I'll end up doing med school or become an accountant or something. I really don't know what to do with my life. (I'm a sophomore in college).

Money won't make you any happier if you're doing something you don't want to do. Do what you really, really want no matter the pay. If you enjoy sculpting dicks out of playdoh, and it makes you happy, go for it. I'm sure there's a market for it.
 
Villain said:
This is for you older GAF members out there. It's been told that earning money doesn't equate to happiness. I am from a family that is pressuring me to aim for a career that earns a lot of money.

What I'm asking is, is it worth getting all that money if you're not happy? I'd always think that if you earn a lot of money, you can get whatever you want. I love Japanese culture and photography and I'm hoping to do the JET program someday...But that won't probably happen because I'll end up doing med school or become an accountant or something. I really don't know what to do with my life. (I'm a sophomore in college).

As they say: money can't buy you happiness, but neither can poverty.

Keep in mind that JET isn't a permanent thing. There's nothing wrong with doing it, but you need something to fall back on when all is said and done. Get a well-rounded degree and try to pick up some skills via hobbies.
 
When I resize or move windows I don't see the entire contents of the window get re-sized or move in real-time anymore... this is driving me crazy. It used to do all of that, but now when I try to re-size a window or move a window, only an outline of the window expands/contracts.

How do I fix this? I'm using Vista FYI.
 
awesomeapproved said:
Why do we do almost everything possible to haul out downed aircraft sitting on the Ocean floor, even something small like a trainer or a Cessna.

...but when a boat or ship goes down, we investigate it but usually just leave it.

Is it just for the black box, especially the flight data recorder?
Not completely.

I thought that was it at first, but when something goes down we grab debris, scrap, bodies :( and often try to recreate it in a hanger - we collect pretty much anything that can be found. You probably already know they do this with commercial planes but private salvage companies do it too, for a cost. I know someone who is super rich because of it.

I ask because my Dad has owned a couple of big sportfish boats and he just got news that his last one sank off California. It came from New England. I have no idea how they got it there - way too big to ship on land as far as I know It was a 60 foot gorgeous thing with a huge back cockpit, tuna doors, tuna tower.

It had an EPIRB. I am pretty sure the EPIRB is just a signaling beacon though, and has no record of what systems failed. Kind of morbidly, many airplanes carry one too.

Anyway it sank in less than 100ft of water so it's totally accessible to an advanced diver on nitrox - and they're not going to pull it up, they're leaving it.

Any thoughts?
Future generations need creepy sunken ships?
 
Does anyone know how to get rid of the blinking vertical line that appears on text in firefox. I can't use the arrow keys to scroll down anymore because of it.
 
hawkshockey11 said:
Does anyone know how to get rid of the blinking vertical line that appears on text in firefox. I can't use the arrow keys to scroll down anymore because of it.

F7. You accidentally enabled "Caret Browsing". I had that issue a few years and back and it took me months to figure out the problem.
 
BroMezzano said:
Hey GAF, what's a quick and painless way for suicide? Hard to figure out what's real or not on the internet lol. And nothing illegal or messy, I'd hate for my family to go through legal trouble after the fact. I'm over 18 so that opens up the options.
There is no good way to die.

I thought I had found a way that was foolproof and painless, but not only was it drawn out, it was nerve-wracking, terrifying, and mind-shatteringly horrible.

The worst of it, though, is for those who are left behind. I knew how much it would hurt my mother to do it, but I was so overcome with despair that I felt like I had no choice. Your family will never be the same. They will be scarred for life, mourning and trying to come in terms with losing the life of their child. Losing a child is bad enough, but losing a child to suicide is one of the most painful things that a parent can ever endure. A part of them will always blame themselves for what happened.

You have to realize that you are ill. Every part of your body can get unwell; your brain is no different. When you get sick, you go to a doctor who can help you feel better. My depression controlled me for six years, and I never thought that I would EVER get the will to live again. But it's possible. With professional help, it's like you won't even be able to imagine the pain that you were going through before. Please, please, PLEASE give yourself this once chance to get better. Nobody can stop you, but you deserve to give yourself that chance. After all is said and done, what you do is up to you, but don't let your illness make that decision for you.

Please PM me if you want to talk. Find an adult/counselor that you trust, and talk to them about how you feel. As long as you are alive, it is never too late.
 
ok gaf i need help. going to a 'twins' party where you win a prize if you and your friends look the most similar. im working and gotta dress up for it, and am goign to do it with a chick. neither of us has any idea what to do lol. our weakest idea is for her to get a dressshirt similar to mine but thats lame and she wont look good in it.




HELP?!
 
Rickard said:
Where would I go to get the battery replaced in a digital watch?

most digital watches use the C2xxx button-style batteries, unless they've switched them up in recent years. Just pop the back off and look for a number like that on the battery. Any place that has a good selection of batteries should carry them.
 
Necromanti said:
There is no good way to die.

I thought I had found a way that was foolproof and painless, but not only was it drawn out, it was nerve-wracking, terrifying, and mind-shatteringly horrible.

The worst of it, though, is for those who are left behind. I knew how much it would hurt my mother to do it, but I was so overcome with despair that I felt like I had no choice. Your family will never be the same. They will be scarred for life, mourning and trying to come in terms with losing the life of their child. Losing a child is bad enough, but losing a child to suicide is one of the most painful things that a parent can ever endure. A part of them will always blame themselves for what happened.

You have to realize that you are ill. Every part of your body can get unwell; your brain is no different. When you get sick, you go to a doctor who can help you feel better. My depression controlled me for six years, and I never thought that I would EVER get the will to live again. But it's possible. With professional help, it's like you won't even be able to imagine the pain that you were going through before. Please, please, PLEASE give yourself this once chance to get better. Nobody can stop you, but you deserve to give yourself that chance. After all is said and done, what you do is up to you, but don't let your illness make that decision for you.

Please PM me if you want to talk. Find an adult/counselor that you trust, and talk to them about how you feel. As long as you are alive, it is never too late.

Best post I've read in a while. That is all.
 
BroMezzano said:
Hey GAF, what's a quick and painless way for suicide? Hard to figure out what's real or not on the internet lol. And nothing illegal or messy, I'd hate for my family to go through legal trouble after the fact. I'm over 18 so that opens up the options.
Just want to reiterate since it's already been said but you are sick. I don't mean that in a derogatory manner either, you literally have an illness called depression - it's hard for you to realize this because it's an illness that effects your brain, and in turn your thoughts, but it's there.

Your brain produces serotonin, that's a neurotransmitter that sends data around your brain. It's very prevalent and influences nerves, sleep, memory, mood, etc... if your brain isn't producing enough serotonin or if your receptors aren't functioning properly any one of these things can be affected. When these glitches occur people can experience OCD, panic, anxiety attacks and, most commonly, depression. Not to mention stress can limit your serotonin levels as well, which in turn can deter the creation of new brain cells. There's a strong theory that that leads to depression as well.

Just please realize you have a medical problem. You might be sad because of your current life situation, death, a girl perhaps, failed aspirations, but I guarantee you that if you're even contemplating suicide it is affecting you more than it would a normal, healthy, human being because of your disfunctioning brain chemistry.
 
Does someone have a link to that creepy video where a guy is trying to ask a girl out by making a video with lots of pictures with her and calling her perfect? It has the "Shes so high" song playing. A topic was made here about this video a few months ago.

Thanks
 
Kafarabo said:
Does someone have a link to that creepy video where a guy is trying to ask a girl out by making a video with lots of pictures with her and calling her perfect? It has the "Shes so high" song playing. A topic was made here about this video a few months ago.

Thanks

haha i remember this, cause of the song. what was the ending? she died or rejected him or something terrible i think right?
 
Do sites like twitter and Facebook get licensing fees from all those share links seen on just about every other site? It seems like even if it's a really small ammount they'd still make a ton of money based on the sheer number you see.
 
jred2k said:
Do sites like twitter and Facebook get licensing fees from all those share links seen on just about every other site? It seems like even if it's a really small ammount they'd still make a ton of money based on the sheer number you see.

No. They provide them for free since it provides them with increased traffic.
 
CommieCaptorS said:
"The iconic pictures of pure jubilation are testaments to the profound effect that the wall had on the german psyche"

I'm having trouble finding a good translation for testaments in this context.
Belege
Zeugnisse
 
Villain said:
This is for you older GAF members out there. It's been told that earning money doesn't equate to happiness. I am from a family that is pressuring me to aim for a career that earns a lot of money.
Yes and no. Studies show that after a certain point--something like $75k/yr--additional money does not in fact make you any happier. Below that mark, less money could potentially mean less happiness (mainly due to stress over money), although do note that everyone is different in that regard.

You also need to realize that nothing is worth a job and career that you don't like. What's the point removing stress due to money if you're just replacing it with stress due to hating your job?

Besides all this, remember that it is your life. Your family won't have to live with the consequences of your choices; you will. Your family won't have to get up in the morning and go to your job; you will. Your family won't have to deal with your boss, your coworkers, your career; you will. So don't let your family's ideas of what will make you happy dictate your choices.

What I'm asking is, is it worth getting all that money if you're not happy? I'd always think that if you earn a lot of money, you can get whatever you want. I love Japanese culture and photography and I'm hoping to do the JET program someday...But that won't probably happen because I'll end up doing med school or become an accountant or something. I really don't know what to do with my life. (I'm a sophomore in college).
Can you find a middle path? A way to both make a decent living and do something you love?

There are a few possibilities. One is to find a career that is not life-consuming (read: not a doctor) and leaves you free time to pursue what you love. One is to find a way to make what you love a viable career--this is difficult (can it even be monetized?), and probably requires some sacrifice (i.e. stop buying videogames and iPhones and so on all the time). One is to defer doing what you love, though that's a huge trap. You might consider reversing that--go on your JET program, take up a "normal" career when you return.

I dunno, I'm just throwing stuff out there. The upshot is, make your own decision, and try to hedge your bets.
 
Somehow Windows has triggered one of those malware/virus scans on my pc. Of course my AntiVirus software has expired so now its prompting me to purchase the upgrade or else my computer will melt and severely burn my genetalia.

Now instead of letting me just click, no thanks I'll take my chances, its blocking my internet explorer and redirecting it to the upgrade or else link.

What do I do to get that off of there? I've messed with the settings and whatnot but nothing I do gets me around it.
 
Is there a way to set separate applications to different audio outputs on W7?

For example:

I'm playing a steam game, and want that audio to come out of my PC speakers.

I have tv steaming through Google Chrome on my 2nd monitor, which has its own audio output (HDMI).

I can only get it so both come out one device (by setting that device to Default)
 
Whenever you click on someone's username, there's an option to "find more posts by _____". Am I now allowed to do this because I'm a Junior or is this just not allowed in general?
 
Kill The Bat said:
Whenever you click on someone's username, there's an option to "find more posts by _____". Am I now allowed to do this because I'm a Junior or is this just not allowed in general?
You're gata bait! Can't use that function until you switch teams.

But seriously, search was disabled for the entire forum like a year ago.
 
Cyan said:
You're gata bait! Can't use that function until you switch teams.

But seriously, search was disabled for the entire forum like a year ago.

Haha, thanks. I generally used it to track my own posts on other forums, but I think I'll manage without it. Any particular reason for disabling it?
 
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