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[Choppasmith]

Okay I've mentioned this in other threads but my younger (half) brother is quite the Obama-hating Conservative, but this status he shared is something else

The spelling and language is so laughably bad, but yet at the same time I know he's posting stuff like this thinking "Preach on, brother! Fight the good fight!". Honestly has me worried a bit. It's strange too because the rest of his (my dad's) family aren't nearly as political on their FB pages.

 

[Retro]

Okay I've mentioned this in other threads but my younger (half) brother is quite the Obama-hating Conservative, but this status he shared is something else.

Sounds like you just need to report everything he posts as hate speech. I dunno what facebook's policy is, but they suspended him before and he clearly hasn't learned from it, so might as well let them know every time he starts that crap.

 

[airmangataosenai]

My awful contribution for the day. I'm so sorry, but not really.

 

[FlammableD]

I finally have one!

 

[Rebel Leader]

^I. I


What?

 

[Kezen]

Hell, the same person who posted the other one just put this one up.

I hate comparisons like this. This 'friend' is about to be blocked.

This one is amazing.

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

My awful contribution for the day. I'm so sorry, but not really.

They sure hate Al Sharpton.

 

[redlegs87]

I finally have one!

Yes I'd like to be dependent on someone else to feed me or suffice on fast food all day. I will never understand the stigma some people have towards guys learning to cook.

 

[Jamesways]

Hell, the same person who posted the other one just put this one up.

I hate comparisons like this. This 'friend' is about to be blocked.

Man, l dislike these "the true measure of a real man is killing another in the name of freedom".

 

[Funky Papa]

Man, l dislike these "the true measure of a real man is killing another in the name of freedom".

Because nothing screams freedom like being drafted and sent to kill or die across the world.

 

[Jombie]

There's some truth to that one, unfortunately.

 

[neshcom]

There's some truth to that one, unfortunately.

Because the working don't have time to go grocery shopping?

I finally have one!

This took me a minute because, as a gay, single man, I had no fucking clue what I was supposed to do.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

This took me a minute because, as a gay, single man, I had no fucking clue what I was supposed to do.

Learn to like the womens, son.

 

[Choppasmith]

Sounds like you just need to report everything he posts as hate speech. I dunno what facebook's policy is, but they suspended him before and he clearly hasn't learned from it, so might as well let them know every time he starts that crap.

Just heard back from FB and they said it's fine.

wat

I guess they saw just the image and not the post that went with it.

 

[Dingens]

Just heard back from FB and they said it's fine.

wat

I guess they saw just the image and not the post that went with it.

that's because facebook would rather make a little more money than ban users.
The problem is well known all over Europe where it takes ages to ban borderline illegal right wing and/or fascist posts...

 

[Retro]

Just heard back from FB and they said it's fine.

wat

I guess they saw just the image and not the post that went with it.

I guess you just have to wait until he posts something even more heinous... which raises the question, what the hell did he post that actually got him a 30 day ban?

 

[Morrigan Stark]

I finally have one!

Wowwwwwwwwwww

 

[EdibleKnife]

I finally have one!

So are guys supposed to starve or drain their bank accounts eating fast food if they have zero women in their immediate vicinity? I also wonder what a person like this thinks of male pro cooks if guys should basically never be in the kitchen.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

So are guys supposed to starve or drain their bank accounts eating fast food if they have zero women in their immediate vicinity?

Or at least get married right out of high school.

 

[Rebel Leader]

There's some truth to that one, unfortunately.

Explain.

 

[RDreamer]

There's some truth to that one, unfortunately.

Not even a little.

 

[gaugebozo]

So you know the whole "secession" idea?

I like this. Apparently Texas has turned liberal and made Ottawa the national capital.
It also includes Mexico.

 

[Dai101]

There's some truth to that one, unfortunately.

 

[the-pi-guy]

There's some truth to that one, unfortunately.

Maybe if someone decides to cut their food budget so that they can pay for luxuries, sure.
There's nothing unfortunate about it though, people need to spend their money in better places.

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

I think a lot of people think that's true because they see people with Food Stamps buying in bulk, but don't realize they probably make a monthly trip to the store as opposed to those on a fixed income who can afford to go the store regularly, and don't have to buy as much in a single trip.

 

[biggersmaller]

There's some truth to that one, unfortunately.

Yup.

I think a lot of people think that's true because they see people with Food Stamps buying in bulk, but don't realize they probably make a monthly trip to the store as opposed to those on a fixed income who can afford to go the store regularly, and don't have to buy as much in a single trip.

This is not accurate. As a kid who was on food stamps, I can tell you my family of five got way more money than we ever actually needed for groceries. 20 years later, my parents still joke about how they had a significantly smaller grocery budget once my dad found a new job.

 

[Trokil]

My awful contribution for the day. I'm so sorry, but not really.

I like it, just because of the Mr. Obama part.

It makes me happy, that it still burns like hell, that the black guy is president. Mr. Obama, that's sooo good.

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

 

[SeanC]

lol, Jesus. So edgy. Love the casual racism on it too, just for good measure

I know this one would get a shitton of likes, I bet.

 

[EdibleKnife]

"I don't like people who vote for Obama or teenagers with their own dumb styles so I let my dog maul 'em because I'm the sane one in this world gone mad!"

 

[neshcom]

Pre-cog-dog can tell when people are going to be terrorists. THAT should have been the Minority Report TV show.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Hahaha, hate crimes are a good thing!

 

[adamsappel]

Just because I saw it on Facebook, though it was presented as a bad thing:

 

[Kenstar]

Just because I saw it on Facebook, though it was presented as a bad thing:

That's more in bad taste than racism imo

 

[Morrigan Stark]

I don't know what's more obnoxious, the text, or the blinding compression artefacts mixed with papyrus.

 

[impirius]

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[Afrodium]

Just because I saw it on Facebook, though it was presented as a bad thing:

It's possible this was well intentioned and is just a range taking advantage of people having the day off for MLK day.

...I hope

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

I just realized that I won't unfriend, because I love the idiocy.

 

[Michael F. Assbender]

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Funniest post in this thread.

Edit: Has anyone considered posting fake right-wing messages to their Facebook, hoping some halfwit picks it up and spreads something that's laughably false?

Could be fun.

 

[RDreamer]

Funniest post in this thread.

Edit: Has anyone considered posting fake right-wing messages to their Facebook, hoping some halfwit picks it up and spreads something that's laughably false?

Could be fun.

I have to believe a good percentage of the ones that float around were made like this.

 

[Roberto Larcos]

Pre-cog-dog can tell when people are going to be terrorists. THAT should have been the Minority Report TV show.

Arresting you on suspicion of potential terrorism. You gonna confess now, or?

 

[Michael F. Assbender]

I have to believe a good percentage of the ones that float around were made like this.

If I see this shit being debunked on Snopes, it'll take an act of God to bring my boner down.

 

[morningbus]

If I see this shit being debunked on Snopes, it'll take an act of God to bring my boner down.

You don't need Snopes.

Benjamin Franklin was never President and therefore never gave an 1817 State of the Union.

It's probably a joke.

 

[Michael F. Assbender]

You don't need Snopes.

Benjamin Franklin was never President and therefore never gave an 1817 State of the Union.

Hell, he died in 1790.

I put all kinds of errors like that in this, but my hope is some right winger will be too blinded by hate to care about facts and will spread it around, leading to Snopes getting ahold of my stupid creation.

Edit: Saw your edit. Yes, it's definitely a joke. One I made

I was talking earlier in the thread about how I think it'd be fun to just bombard the Internet with shit like that to drown out the idiots who actually believe in that kind of nonsense.

Edit 2: I just remembered I don't have a Facebook. So it won't be spreading beyond this page.

Oh well. Still fun to make.

 

[morningbus]

Ah, my mistake. Missed the context.

 

[Like the hat?]

Yup.



This is not accurate. As a kid who was on food stamps, I can tell you my family of five got way more money than we ever actually needed for groceries. 20 years later, my parents still joke about how they had a significantly smaller grocery budget once my dad found a new job.

As a family of five, we didn't get enough and had to get handouts from a local food pantry. #anecdotes.

 

[Michael F. Assbender]

As a family of five, we didn't get enough and had to get handouts from a local food pantry. #anecdotes.

Family of six growing up. My brother and I used to eat the paper from the tattered old comic books my mom would get us from the local Salvation Army (a penny each) to stop our stomachs from growling. We usually had enough food from food stamps to last us the month if dinner was our only meal of the day.

Of course, this was during Reagan's glorious rise to power and his use of the magnificent trickle-down economic theory. I don't know if or how things changed during the Bush, Clinton, and Bush 2

Spoiler

: Electric Boogaloo

years.

 

[Retro]

If I see this shit being debunked on Snopes, it'll take an act of God to bring my boner down.

Needs more jpg artifacts and a patriotic sounding twitter handle watermark.

 

[Blatz]

Just saw this one...

 

[tomtom94]

Just saw this one...

this has to be a Poe. there is no way.