"Neo GAF" A one act play.
Goreomedy: "Either of you catch American Idol last night?"
Denis: "Yes! I love how the stage is set up like the Globe theater. Although the positioning of the judges cheapens them. They're where the Groundlings should be!"
David: "Oh man, McPhee! If I wasn't married... I'd hit that like I was churning butter!"
Denis: "Did you know the first butter was made from camel's milk?"
David: "Joe Cool brand, yeah, I've tried that."
Denis: "And instead of just being used for flavor, it was meant to ward off evil spirits. The word butter comes from the Greek bou-tyron which loosely translated means cowcheese. Though, some scholars believe the word was borrowed from the language of the northern and butterophagous Scythians, who herded cattle and --
Cliffy: "Will you PLEASE shut up!"
David: "Who the fuck invited you?"
Cliffy: "The B doesn't need an invite. He just shows. Besides, this dinner party was poorly lacking in quality game designer."
Denis slams a volume of Poe against Cliffy's head. Once he's on the ground, David launches from his chair and lands a brutal combo. He presses triangle instead of square and can't finish him. Cliffy scrambles to his feet and before double D can tag-team him into oblivion..... Cliffy smiles. No, no one can strike at such charm. But soon, the muscles in Clffy's face begin to twitch.
David: "Ha! You can't hold it forever!"
The smile slowly fades. As each corner of his mouth lowers, double D gets closer. Now, almost upon him, the smile nearly a horizontal slit, something remarkable happens. Frank enters stage left.
Frank: "Anyone want to play my new Scary Movie 4 cell phone game?"
All at once: "Fuck yeah!"
The tension completely diffused, everyone settles back around the table to play a masterpiece on their Slvrs.