Tenchi Muyo! GXP: Episode 22: Duel
THIS IS A STORY
ALL ABOUT HOW
THIS ANIME IS A PIECE OF SHIT
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
TO TELL YOU ALL HOW I DECIDED TO MURDER MY BRAIN
This episode is all about A DUEL between Cereal (are you happy Man God?) and Seda are going to have a manly duel for men in a crowded arena. Basically the episode starts with TENCHI MUYO GXP SPACE POLITICS which of course make no sense and is liuterally just babble.
They lay out a trap for Cereal on his ship the Unko by sending him a billion letters that are all challenges to a duel between him and Seda. Of course he accepts, but only in the most stupid ways possible. I actually think Cereal is probably the best character in this show, even though he's a serial (see wut I did there) sexual assaulter, he mseems to be the only person who knows that this is a comedy. And while his antics are more annoying, you know, at least he has a personality.
Seda is forced to fight in this duel against his will. He is trained by a dude that I think was one of Space Queens personal guard or something. And all they do is sit around, eat, and go to a bath house and dont train at all, because apparently the duel is in a day or something.
Cereal gets to the planet and isnt able to get a hotel, we shoot to the girls all sitting in a room and they discuss how they booby trapped the hotel, so it was cereal's good luck that got him out of that snaffu. The girls are all jerking themselves off wondering if Seda is going to be ok, and the queen space bitch is like NO DONT WORRY WE'RE USING STUN BATONS SO IT'SS FINE
Btw the stun batons look like dildos, no surprise there.
Then we get to the duel and Seda is saying hi to everyone in the audience while cereal gives a big speech, they fight, seda slips on something and uses his stun baton to disrobe Cereal, showing off one of those generic Japanese underwear, the one that show off a lot of skin. Also, it's shown that Cereal has absolutely 0 bulge going on, so Idk if that was on purpose or not, but he faints in embarrassment and Seda is the winner
We then cut to a room of shady conspirators who are like NOW THAT THE GOOD LUCK PIRATES ARE GONE WE CAN FINALLY BE IN THE SHOW MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
and I guess they're the new antagonist.
Not the worst episode, but the robot who got raped and him being shown to be going through some bad stuff in life isn't funny at all and makes me pretty uncomfortable. In fact, this show has more sexual assault and rape then I think any media Ive ever seen in my life. And im watching it :|