Belated reviews follow:
Dragon Ball Z: Kai - Goku has telepathy again because the plot demands it. I'm happy to see that the plan worked but Goku caring more about being a fighter than a father is dumb and reckless. If Frieza is going to die anyway, just leave the planet you dolt. Still, a typical hype episode. Rating: Should've used Google Translate
Akame ga Kill - Even with all the twists this week, I still can't get invested. It's just the terrible handling of tone. When the show tries to be serious, I usually laugh. When it tries to be funny I just cringe. What's worse, it switches between these two states *constantly* and for no good reason. I'm about the give up on AgK but I'm so far into it I kinda feel obligated to finish it. Even Leone's voice sounded off this week. Rating: On the chopping block
Parasyte - Another great episode. It's still my favorite show on the block however Champloo may soon win that spot. For as dumb as that girl was with the acid, she did at least survive and it did burn him so... good work I guess? On the other hand those two dudes who were pissing themselves should have listened to Shinichi. I also like how so many people are becoming aware of the parasytes now. Rating: Pitch Perfect
Samurai Champloo - A great first episode. The animation is (unsurprisingly) fantastic. The music is too. I already like these characters. Mugen is kind of a dick but I expect he'll soften up some. The other samurai is a total badass and I love how soft-spoken he is. But my favorite is Fuu. She's just so plucky. She had the best moments in this episode and made the best faces. She's also (thankfully) willing to get into sticky situations and help rather than just be a damsel. My only complaint would be that the "record-scratch" transitions were a tad overdone. Rating: PSYCHE! It's awesome.
Naruto: Shippuden - Aside from that one moment of slick animation and heartfelt storytelling under the tree, the rest of this episode was utterly abysmal. I hate those frogs with every ounce of my being. Their dumb voices are like fingernails on a chalkboard. They aren't funny. They're just stupid. Rating: Pain
One Piece - I liked when the Sunny transformed into having paddles. That really is pretty cool. Very "Mach 5". These secondary villains are indeed bland but I'm still not hating this and we've not actually see the true villains yet. The animation and pacing also seems better than usual, probably because it's filler and they have license to do what they want rather than match the manga 100%. It's not terrible but it's not great either. Rating: Puzzling
KLL la KILL - Yeah, nobody cares about Inomuta so thankfully he's out of the episode by the commercial break and it's in with the Nonon! A really fun and funny episode. Next episode: A new challenger appears! Rating: Sweet Sweet Screams