Fucking hell, I fell asleep before blue exorcist and was dowsing off during naruto. Can someone give me a rundown of what happened during both?
Naruto OG or Shippuden.
In Shippuden, Kakashi sucked and Naruto got Gaara's corpse.
In Naruto, Orichimaru touched Naruto in his nono place and knocked him out, Anbu found out the grass village ninja is not who he seems, and Sasuke's Sharingan awakened. This was a low budget episode of Naruto and it looked better than most of Shippuden.
Blue Exorcist. Oh god where to start...*Inhales a big breath* Yukio reveals he is a paladin to Rin, Rin is upset since he wants to be a paladin and Yukio achieved the goal before he did. Totally not Evil Grandpa is assigned as the new Pope and appoints Yukio as the head of Tokyo Branch and starts a campaign to rid the world of all demons called 'Operation Jacobs Ladder'. Yukio asks if Totally not Evil Grandpa plans to eliminate Rin and Totally not Evil Grandpa says through this method they can turn Rin Human again Rin is all like 'Totes' and then Totally not Evil Grandpa shows off his super demon killing weapon he plans to use on Ghenna called 'Messiah' and says he knows of Yukio's 'secret' and Yukio is all like 'not totes man'. This all happens within the first 5 minutes.
*Inhales another big breath*So Yukio starts the extermination and assigns all characters guns because kids with guns YAAAAAY. Unless you are a girl, then you get a bow. The girls raise objections since they summon familiars to aid them in fights and Yukio says they can use tombs instead, they decline *hilarity ensues*. Now armed with guns that can absorb vanquished demon energy, Operation Jacob's ladder begins. Demons are eliminated left and right and a quick montage happens with students noticing a strange symbol appearing in the guns. Yukio executes a forest spirit and cold blood saying it was a demon when Rin hears it just wanted to protect the forests until the exorcists came in and started killing everyone. Rin and Yukio fight about Operation Jacob's Ladder and Yukio is dedicated to the cause and is about to off Rin's cat. Rin is all like 'aw hell naw' and stops him but the fight that ensues leads to Rin seeing a mysterious black spot growing on Yukio's arm and questions him on it. This pisses off Yukio some more and the fight escalates with other paladins joining and and Rin getting KO'ed and captured.
Good news we are at the halfway point! *Inhales another big breath*So Rin is now trapped in Vatican headquarters AKA the Vatican in a cell. There he meets Mephisto. Rin asks Mephisto how he got captured and Mephisto opts to explain that he was a thorn in Totally not Evil Grandpa's side and had to be removed. Using a picture book with drawings worse than Rukia's *hilarity ensues* Mephisto then explains how eyepatch's wife got turned into a zombie and how he originated the research or something. If this explanation makes any sense to anyone then please help me out here because Mephisto never mentioned who turned eyepatch's wife into a zombie or why there were zombies in the first place. Mephisto also never explains how he got captured and opts to instead turn into a dog and (hopefully) depart this awful series for good. Rin has no idea wtf is going on and neither does the audience. So now Rin is being sacrificed to open Ghenna as Totally not Evil Grandpa and Yukio watches on. Yukio is all 'WTF' Totally not Evil Grandpa and Totally not Evil Grandpa responds there was always going to be a sacrifice in order to open Ghenna to destroy the demon menace once and for all. Meanwhile the other students sense something is up by a call from the sword repair girl (I guess?) and go to save Rin or something. Blonde Paladin plans to stop them but Boobs sword comes to stop him an lets the students proceed to try and save Rin. Then the credits roll.
We aren't done yet however! The students arrive but they are too late as Ghenna begins to open up, Rin is on the floor supposedly dead and Yukio is now a demon or something as he shows the blue flames Rin has. TWIIIIIST!
*pants* ok I think I got nearly everything. I know I skimmed over some other stuff but you try and keep up with this episode. It is exhausting. I still don't get half of what happened.
TL;DR: fuck this show.