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[SDBurton]

2 years worth.

LOL

 

[Zonic]

Someone got PAID to write this.

& then someone decided to make it into an anime. & pay voice actors to say that. & then get the license for it in the US. & then pay MORE voice actors to say that line.

 

[grandjedi6]

The girls are real easy in this virtual world.

 

[ckohler]

From the writer of a thousand fanfics comes Sword Art Online!

 

[Chaotic-Strike]

Not everybody can be Batman.

He needs more prep time.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Why can't I hold all these hands?!

 

[Shard]

Sword Art Online girls are easy.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Tonight is definitely overtly sexist night on Toonami.

 

[789shadow]

I want a bomb-defusing sloth.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Please tell me that Kirito actually has development in the original light novels.

all I know is people told me when this was originally airing that after the 1st episode it literally just goes into a 2 year timeskip and that the stories we're getting now came out after the main story to fill in the gaps

 

[Crash Station]

Someone got PAID to write this.

Someone got paid A LOT to write this.

 

[Thatonemoor]

Turn off the light and get dat DLC

^This killed me

 

[B-Dubs]

Not everybody can be Batman.

No excuse. Dude has infinite digital storage, weight is not an issue so he should always have his rope.

 

[Shard]

From the writer of a thousand fanfics comes Sword Art Online!

Pretty much this.

 

[Man God]

Not enough backstory.

 

[BassForever]

Sword Art Online girls are easy.

To be fair everything is virtual reality you can have all the sex you want in SAO and never get diseases or pregnant

 

[Baroquemantic]

C'mon people, SAO isn't that bad.

 

[Schadenfreude]

From the writer of a thousand fanfics comes Sword Art Online!

So much this. "And then the main character was being all cool and aloof and the girl fell in love with him and they held hands inside a cave."

 

[SparksterMeta0]

Kirito should've listen to this guy:

 

[Branduil]

LOL

 

[Jintor]

& then someone decided to make it into an anime. & pay voice actors to say that. & then get the license for it in the US. & then pay MORE voice actors to say that line.

Hey, don't blame voice actors. Just trying to make an honest buck

C'mon people, SAO isn't that bad.

It really is

 

[B-Dubs]

C'mon people, SAO isn't that bad.

Your right, it's worse

 

[BuddyJoeHooker]

Not enough backstory.

seriously where are my unnecessarily long flashbacks

 

[Man God]

Kirito is full on Heist mode.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

C'mon people, SAO isn't that bad.

this isn't terribly offensive so far. but it's certainly not anything above mediocre

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

To be fair everything is virtual reality you can have all the sex you want in SAO and never get diseases or pregnant

But would you get a disease or pregnant in real life

 

[Shard]

Indeed, we have not gotten to the almost universally reviled second half yet.

 

[Beelzeboss]

so they're collecting dragon shit?

 

[B-Dubs]

Oh lord they're in a toilet...

 

[BassForever]

Of course Kirito was able to find it lol

 

[MetatronM]

You're in the dragon's toilet.

 

[Jintor]

Wait

is this a dragon toilet

 

[Schadenfreude]

Virtual dragon poop.

 

[Jafku]

C'mon people, SAO isn't that bad.

It's worse

 

[SparksterMeta0]

Someone got PAID to write this.

Isn't it supposed to be based on a light novel?

 

[Crocodile]

That hand holding shit was super awkward >_>

Also that mirror tool from the first episode loses its value when everybody looks like a prettied up, generic anime character

Totally called that crystal being dragon poop too

 

[bobbychalkers]

Who was the motherfucker that thought.....yo....Ima forge a sword out of dragon shit.

 

[kayos90]

I have a special surprise at the end of this episode for yall.

 

[Snacks the sober sea lion]

Why
Why
WHY

 

[Azure J]

THAT'S FAIRY DRAGON SHI---

 

[BatDan]

CG Dragon looks like crap.

 

[MetatronM]

Dragons are nocturnal? Wat?

 

[Order]

mah hero

 

[789shadow]

SPLAT

 

[Schadenfreude]

And then Kirito dies. End of SAO. Thank you for watching.

 

[B-Dubs]

Now they fall to their death and die

 

[Dr.Palutena]

from the creators of Dragon's Crown comes the new MMO Dragon's Shit.

 

[Zonic]

& then they landed on the icicles and the series ended.....

 

[Doctor Decimate]

"I PEED A LITTLE BIT"

 

[BassForever]

I WANNA KNOW

CAN YOU SHOW ME

I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THESE PLAYERS LIKE ME