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[ckohler]

I want to like Asuka but she's a major bitch and needs to lighten the F up.

 

[RagnarokX]

This is what you ask her? She's in your bed wearing nothing but panties and you ask her that? What is wrong with you, you have less than 0 game! Read the signs!

Well, he IS Stupid Shinji.

 

[thetechkid]

Guys they're like 14.

 

[yami4ct]

This is what you ask her? She's in your bed wearing nothing but panties and you ask her that? What is wrong with you, you have less than 0 game! Read the signs!

Asuka is so Tsundere. If he did try anything, he'd probably end up in the hospital.

 

[Man God]

Shinji is a goddamn genius for staying away from the crazy.

 

[Ultratech]

Stupid Shinji Is a fair assessment of his character.

It truly is...

 

[B-Dubs]

Clearly he needs a hot aunt to let him suck her tits to figure out how to get laid

They're children

TV show Shinji at least tried

 

[Doctor Decimate]

Guys they're like 14.

i've got some news for a few of you....

 

[Jintor]

Gatsby > Saint's Row IV confirmed

 

[ASSauLTxMasTER]

Heyyyyyy, I was playing that earlier today.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Clearly he needs a hot aunt to let him suck her tits to figure out how to get laid

This is either a REALLY creepy post or a somewhat creepy reference, I'm not sure which is better.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Clearly he needs a hot aunt to let him suck her tits to figure out how to get laid

DED

 

[Shard]

Indeed, Asuka is THE Tsundare, and for that she must be hung from the nearest yardarm.

 

[foxuzamaki]

They're only 14...

there isnt a 14 year old in this day and age that is still a virgin

 

[bigkrev]

Clearly he needs a hot aunt to let him suck her tits to figure out how to get laid

Even Minamito wasn't this bad

 

[RagnarokX]

Asuka is so Tsundere. If he did try anything, he'd probably end up in the hospital.

Shinji and Asuka in hospitals don't end well...

 

[Schadenfreude]

They're only 14...

They're children

If you remember that everyone in this series is severely fucked up, it makes a lot more sense

This is also Shinji we're talking about. Even a normal teenager might not try something, let alone the emotional wreck of a kid they call Shinji.

 

[ASSauLTxMasTER]

Guys they're like 14.

They're only 14...

I hope The Future Diary comes so I can quote this.

Spoiler

Yeah, they did.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

I want to like Asuka but she's a major bitch and needs to lighten the F up.

Something tells me

That is (Not) Going to Happen

 

[yami4ct]

Shinji is a goddamn genius for staying away from the crazy.

You saw how crazy she acted just because he saw her naked. Sleeping with her would be one of the biggest mistakes he could make.

 

[BassForever]

This is either a REALLY creepy post or a somewhat creepy reference, I'm not sure which is better.

It's a manga gaf reference to a series known as Minamoto Kun Monogatari which mangaf has nicknamed Aunt's Tits

 

[SDBurton]

Clearly he needs a hot aunt to let him suck her tits to figure out how to get laid

#dead

 

[B-Dubs]

This is either a REALLY creepy post or a somewhat creepy reference, I'm not sure which is better.

You have to be in mangaGAF to get that one

I'm still chuckling at that Bass

 

[789shadow]

Isn't the age of consent in Japan like 13?

 

[Baroquemantic]

Future Diary was awesome.

 

[Amikami]

there isnt a 14 year old in this day and age that is still a virgin

Um. Do you be on gaf.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Clearly he needs a hot aunt to let him suck her tits to figure out how to get laid

wait hold up...

 

[Gucci Messiah]

there isnt a 14 year old in this day and age that is still a virgin

Did you get that statistic from some 14 year old rapper

 

[Moaradin]

Shinji and Asuka in hospitals don't end well...

....

 

[foxuzamaki]

I hope The Future Diary comes so I can quote this.

Spoiler

Yeah, they did.

Spoiler

they did what? O.O

 

[Shard]

Yea, actually,

Spoiler

both Shinji and Asuka are too emotionally wrecked to really try anything.

 

[OldAsUrSock]

Clearly he needs a hot aunt to let him suck her tits to figure out how to get laid

 

[Dr.Palutena]

This is either a REALLY creepy post or a somewhat creepy reference, I'm not sure which is better.

"Why not both"

 

[heliosRAzi]

TV show Shinji at least tried

Spoiler

He masturbated to a comatose Asuka

 

[Jintor]

TIME FOR COMEDY

 

[BatDan]

Even the characters in-universe know they need to bang

 

[Tenumi]

And back to the Movie!

 

[foxuzamaki]

Um. Do you be on gaf.

Did you get that statistic from some 14 year old rapper

alright its a exaggeration but you get the point, it aint exactly taboo anymore

 

[Schadenfreude]

And then Shinji's life went back to sucking.

 

[SDBurton]

Yuriiiii~

 

[Raxus]

Spoiler

they did what? O.O

Spoiler

4. Year. Old. Psychopath.

No joke.

 

[thetechkid]

It is a good sign when people don't get Aunt tits references, that means they're normal.

 

[Mr. Patch]

Spoiler

He masturbated to a comatose Asuka

That's creepy as fuck

 

[B-Dubs]

And back to the Movie!

:lol

So good

 

[Jintor]

Sax or trumpet?

 

[Shard]

This is a jazzy little number.

 

[BassForever]

Shinji could set up threesome really easily, foursome if he didn't mind an older lady joining him

 

[Gucci Messiah]

And then Shinji's life went back to sucking.

Aunt tits?

 

[Baroquemantic]

And back to the Movie!

I kept reading pilot as plot for some reason.

 

[SparksterMeta0]

Asuka lost her appetite?