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[Strike]

Alright. Time for Shitshow Online.

 

[BatDan]

How low can SAO go this week place your bets!

I don't think there's a limbo stick low enough. Even Hermes would have trouble with it.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Back for the SAO and finales.

 

[BassForever]

Remember the contest, guys. Sidenote: I don't know which prize to go for. I know the chances of winning the 3D thing are probably super low, but I don't care about anything else. Maybe i'll try and win one of those bluray packs.

Blu Ray is so over priced I'm going for it

 

[Zonic]

Oh hey, it's the typical CoD player!

Seriously, something about that commercial just really bugs me for some reason. Maybe it's the fact they're showing a kid excited for a game he's technically not allowed to play.

"Kirito Love" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAH

 

[B-Dubs]

 

[Schadenfreude]

If only there were some other prizes.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Oh god here we go

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Who will we beat tonight?

 

[BassForever]

So many parents bought their kids MMO lol

 

[ThatObviousUser]

That's not hard Paper Moon is probably the worst song among all of Toonami's OP/EDs

 

[789shadow]

Suddenly, virtual orphanage.

 

[Shard]

That line gets worse every time I hear it.

 

[Zonic]

Awww, it's all the orphans of people who parents have died in the game.

 

[Beelzeboss]

I kind of want to guess the keyword and see what happens

I bet it's gonna be beater

 

[BatDan]

So, are the kids real or part of the game? If they're real... oh dear god the implications. Real kids died!

 

[MetatronM]

Why are there so many kids here? They would have been two years younger than this when they logged in, too.

 

[illmatic22]

Time for everyone to become a little dumber

 

[Schadenfreude]

So are those actual kids that are playing SAO or are they taking care of NPCs?

 

[Man God]

clone wars opening is the worst.

 

[Raxus]

Who will we beat tonight?

Ourselves for watching this.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

i do not approve of this reference

 

[SparksterMeta0]

A daycare?
I wonder if you can adopt...

Oh wait. Kids play this too don't they.
That's rough.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

So, are the kids real or part of the game? If they're real... oh dear god the implications. Real kids died!

Real players

 

[BassForever]

These are real kids who are trapped in the game

 

[grandjedi6]

So many parents bought their kids MMO lol

Some of those kids couldn't even hold a controller when this game started. Unless the kids started playing AFTER the truth was found out, which seems 10x more irresponsible.

 

[Shard]

So where are all their credit cards!?

 

[Schadenfreude]

But like Meta said, wouldn't they have been super extra young when all this started?

 

[lazybones18]

ready for that keyword

 

[Zonic]

So if you adopt them in the game.....will they be adopted in real life?

 

[Azure J]

Waaaaaaaaait.

Waaaait.

Wait.

Where did all these kids come from? Don't tell me if you glop in the game you get kids for real...

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

These kids are NPCs, right?

 

[BatDan]

Real players

.........
....................

Hey FBI? Why did you spend two years with your thumbs up your asses when there's REAL GOD DAMN KIDS IN THERE GETTING KILLED! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS?

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Top tier opening theme

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Some of those kids couldn't even hold a controller when this game started. Unless the kids started playing AFTER the truth was found out, which seems 10x more irresponsible.

Uhhhh I didn't even think of that.

 

[Mr. Patch]

Some of those kids couldn't even hold a controller when this game started. Unless the kids started playing AFTER the truth was found out, which seems 10x more irresponsible.

Makes perfect sense for this show.

 

[BassForever]

These kids are NPCs, right?

Real players age 8-10

 

[mightynine]

Yui looking like me right now. Keep nodding off.

 

[grandjedi6]

How does being in the game affect a kid's mental and physical development?

 

[GaimeGuy]

._.

.__.

 

[Moaradin]

SAO opening is actually pretty good. Helps that it was cut well too.

 

[Crocodile]

So are those actual kids that are playing SAO or are they taking care of NPCs?

God that reminded me of that one time Kirito was giving shit to some planners because he gave a shit about the NPCs.

 

[Amikami]

Oh hey, I remember that guy.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Ugh. This girl's voice.

 

[Ultratech]

Oh hey, it's the guy who was giving everyone else shit for being Beaters.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Some of those kids couldn't even hold a controller when this game started. Unless the kids started playing AFTER the truth was found out, which seems 10x more irresponsible.

Lmao this is one of the dumbest anime plot things I've ever heard. Good job SAO.

 

[SparksterMeta0]

Kepow?

That f'r?

 

[Crash Station]

Why are there so many kids here? They would have been two years younger than this when they logged in, too.

You think kids don't play MMOs? When I was a camp counselor, there were a lot of first graders super in to WoW.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Waaaaaaaaait.

Waaaait.

Wait.

Where did all these kids come from? Don't tell me if you glop in the game you get kids for real...

Their parents got them the game dude, M rating be damned

 

[Shard]

This OP lacks in comparison to the majesty of Log Hoizon's OP.