NotTheGuyYouKill
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I'm about to watch the show.
Please God, if you're out. You're out. No waffling.I'm hoping everyone claiming they hate it and that they're out follow through.
holy shit this was bad
nothing about it worked for me
writing was hilarious
I liked it! Can't really judge based on the first episode.
The NIck Cave song at the end should have been the main theme, not the Leonard Cohen one.
Surprised no one has done a gif of the ASS-pin stuff yet. Best scene in the episode.
It was too overwritten and unrealistic.Surprised no one has done a gif of the ASS-pin stuff yet. Best scene in the episode.
yup as i knew it would be s1 is god teir not even racheals character is likable... :/ will wait out the next month or so and just watch these all at once!
also goddamn the title track is terrible.........
Sometimes it feels like it wants to be Luck 2.0. Tbh, I liked it best when it was trying to be Luck 2.0. Fits the locale and the story theme this season way better.
I went into this with the expectation of it not being anywhere close to the level of S1 and that was a good thing. Slow, kind of boring. Not close to giving up on it but I got what I expected which wasn't much.
Though it is hard to top theline S1E1 ended with"then start asking the right fucking questions"
I really like the new intro
i used to want to be an astronaut.
but astornauts don't even go to the moon anymore
Point of clarification:
Was Velcoro going to rape Aspen's dad with his mom's headless corpse? Or was he going to rape Aspen's dad the traditional way, while Aspen's mom's headless corpse was located on the lawn nearby?
This is a "man chased a cat with a broom in his pajamas" sort of situation for me.
Point of clarification:
Was Velcoro going to rape Aspen's dad with his mom's headless corpse? Or was he going to rape Aspen's dad the traditional way, while Aspen's mom's headless corpse was located on the lawn nearby?
This is a "man chased a cat with a broom in his pajamas" sort of situation for me.
I thought it was okay, its just the 1st episode, maybe it'll get rolling in later episodes.
You guys should just stop expecting S1 tier quality, TD S1 is the sort of thing that happens once every million years or something.
That was good. Did every character have at least one line that bombed?
"The highway, it suits me. I'm no good on the sidelines."
"Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating."
What's a good one for the girl? Didn't she say something about how maybe her sister should start using again?
Yeah, except the crappy ending. Maybe s2 will suck balls but have a good ending?
This season has seriously not started off that great. The premise is really simple compared too the 1st season but hopefully will grow.
How is Collin Farrel's character not in jail yet lol.
I guess they couldn't do another series killer this season. I just want more conspiracy thrown in instead of just having a corrupt cop basically working both sides.
a really good question
i was actually picturing him fucking the dad with the mom's.. neck ?
but i think the latter is maybe what he intended
I think he suggested he would stick Aspen's mom's headless corpse up Aspen's dad's ass.
Ouch, Todd VanDerWerff (formerly from AV Club, now with Vox) titled his recap of the episode "the 31 most ridiculous moments of the True Detective premiere". It's exactly what it says on the tin.
Todd VanDerWerff said:It's so in love with its own self-seriousness that it forgets to tell a story, and by the midpoint of the episode, it had me rolling with its frequently glowering performances and pointlessly weighty dialogue.
I was wondering this when he visited Aspen's house. Like...the dude is easily identifiable, how would he just get away with that?
I didn't watch any of S1, put this on since I figure, why not, the seasons are unrelated anyway...man, this is trash so far.
So many eye rolling lines, so many things that seem like they'd be written by a 15 year old trying to be dark. The line about raping Aspen's dad with his mom's headless corpse...groan. None of it seemed real at all, just cliche after cliche. I hope it gets better. I hope S1 is much better, because I plan on watching that too.
On the plus side, the soundtrack and intro were pretty good.
That's what it reads like. Everyone wants to take this show down after 1 episode. Seems kinda petty. I know they got the first three episodes, but to do a hit job like this out the gate just sounds petty when I read this stuff. The episode was decent, just like the first episode of the first season. That took time to build just as well. If you want the same ol shit go watch the first season again I guess. Television more than any medium needs time to establish and build. It's why we're so fortunate networks continue to take risks on long form media like this. Give the right opportunities like this.Thought the premier was fine. Didn't love it but I also didn't love the first season at first, it took me a bit to get into the characters and the world.
That's some pro level nitpicking.
Do it! Judging an entire show just because of the first episode is a silly thing, give it a chance!This sure is getting blasted on twitter, damn. Still want to see it bad
That's some pro level nitpicking.
To be fair, "Start asking the right fucking questions" was a perfect way to end S1E1.People forget how slow S1E1 was after it hooked them a few episodes later.