So Trump is president of USA soccer. It looks like the USA is going to win their group stage at the World Cup and get a favourable draw. Then, coach Comey pulls Clinton in the 80th minute with a lead in a tight game. Everyone panics, and the USA blows the game but limps out of the group stage and with an unfavourable draw against Russia in the round-of-16. Now people are saying Comey can't ever be trusted to lead USA soccer entering a World Cup tourney.
Now the USA is facing Russia. It's a back and forth game but the USA under Comey is performing adequately. Then Trump, as president of USA soccer, visits the locker-room at the half and fires Comey.
Everyone freaks out, "what the hell are you doing?"
"Hey," Trump says, "I thought you guys wanted Comey gone, jeeze, make up your minds!"