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Two Minutes Hate, redux
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Boogie9IGN
Member
Zaptruder said:
I tried to get it changed with no luck after I saw Boogie was already here
Fixed2BeBroken
Member
wow, mimic is the super snitch.
but yea i remember that massacre shit :lol
they sucky thing about that, was most of the album was played on hot 97 and satellite radio the day of the thread or whatever.
but mimic, you shouldnt hold a grudge, its not a big deal man.
but yea i remember that massacre shit :lol
they sucky thing about that, was most of the album was played on hot 97 and satellite radio the day of the thread or whatever.
but mimic, you shouldnt hold a grudge, its not a big deal man.
I'm not sure. As many others here have experienced after a banning, I was never given an explanation. All I know is that I must of rubbed Mandark's e-penis the wrong way when I made a small innocuous comment about the lack of consistent moderation on the forum. Hah, kind of funny that I got banned by same thing I was speaking against. Anyways, after that and the bad treatment Leguna and LyteEdge received from the administration, I stopped posting at GA and now mostly lurk
Boogie9IGN
Member
Willco said:
I remember a mention of scientology somewhere
Catzgirl said:I'm not sure. As many others here have experienced after a banning, I was never given an explanation. All I know is that I must of rubbed Mandark's e-penis the wrong way when I made a small innocuous comment about the lack of consistent moderation on the forum. Hah, kind of funny that I got banned by same thing I was speaking against. Anyways, after that and the bad treatment Leguna and LyteEdge received from the administration, I stopped posting at GA and now mostly lurk
When I get banned, I charge #ga and demand an explanation.
Agent Dormer
Dirty Drinking Smoker
I've grown out of just hating people. I don't think there's anyone I hate on GAF, but I do find some people annoying, though I'd never tell them. I'd probably just shoot a mean remark their way.
I'm also a member of the "never been banned" club. Go me!
Dammit, I can't get pissed at you for sharing my name...you're just generally so pleasant on here.
Which is why I was surprised that you had such a long hate list.
I'm also rather surprised that Willco hasn't gotten more hate in here than he has.
Boogie9IGN said:I tried to get it changed with no luck after I saw Boogie was already here
Dammit, I can't get pissed at you for sharing my name...you're just generally so pleasant on here.
Which is why I was surprised that you had such a long hate list.
I'm also rather surprised that Willco hasn't gotten more hate in here than he has.
- I hate those crazy anime idiots who praise to death japanese tv animes that are marketed over there to kids. The weekly anime threads here are comedy gold with people getting worked over childish story arc (OMG WILL THEY FIND THE HIDDEN PIRATE TREASURE OMGOMG SO DEEP"). The comic books fans are somewhat more contained and I can actually stand reading their threads, to a certain degree. The Batman Begins thread was streching it a bit
- The "oh look i'm so clever and underground and in the known" people like Demi and Wario who always make oh so insighfull comments like "OH CODED ARMS IS PRETTY SMALL ONLY 120MB ADMIRE MY HABILITY TO DOWNLOAD" . Seriously guys, nobody cares, stop it
- The psychotic oldschool sega fans "HAY THIS PRIMITIVE 3D SEGA RACER THAT NOBODY CARED IN 1991 IS STILL UNMATCHED WHEN IT COMES TO GRAPHICS". There is a reason why those games were never ported to modern consoles. They were average and not commercially viable
- The desperate Nintendo fans.. "HAY DDR HAS ALWAYS BEEN LAME TO BE BUT NOW THAT THERES YOSHI BREAKDANCING IT SUDDENLY BECOMES A CLASSIC PRAISE THE SHIGGY!!". It's like every fucking title that the big N shits out is a modern classic. It's annoying how they think that Nintendo is the only last true oldschool hardcore innovative company but somehow ignores how Nintendo were such bitches in the '80 and how they are gods of rehashing and re-releasing. Get a grip guys..
- Those J-POP weirdos. It's fucking pop music that you probably spit on here BUT NOW IN JAPANESE.
- The indie music wankers. I swear you guys make up band names and new genre in a race to out-indie each others.
- The idiots who try to look so alternative with their japanese imports-only taste and constant bragging on "how they only play rpgs in their original releases" even if they don't understand japanese and have to resort to online faqs or translation tools. Whatever guys, seriously
- The fruitcakes who don't play game that aren't made by japanese devs because WESTERNERS ART SUCKS LOL and then turn around to play some average rpg or platform games with a 14 years old girl with pink hair, a giant sword and a cute critter friend.
and now to balance, Some shout outs:
+ The obscure electronic music crew along with their cousins, the fans of unclassifiable genre of turntables music that fine gentlemen like Dj Shadow and Buck65 make. Fans of mashups and others are my friends too. Let's make a furpile!
+ The movies reviewing/arguing crew. I excluded from that group those annoying super heroes movies fanboys, get the fuck out of my threads. A special thanks to the horror movies and other fringe movie fans, I know that we must be like 5 of us here.
+ the #ga people
- The "oh look i'm so clever and underground and in the known" people like Demi and Wario who always make oh so insighfull comments like "OH CODED ARMS IS PRETTY SMALL ONLY 120MB ADMIRE MY HABILITY TO DOWNLOAD" . Seriously guys, nobody cares, stop it
- The psychotic oldschool sega fans "HAY THIS PRIMITIVE 3D SEGA RACER THAT NOBODY CARED IN 1991 IS STILL UNMATCHED WHEN IT COMES TO GRAPHICS". There is a reason why those games were never ported to modern consoles. They were average and not commercially viable
- The desperate Nintendo fans.. "HAY DDR HAS ALWAYS BEEN LAME TO BE BUT NOW THAT THERES YOSHI BREAKDANCING IT SUDDENLY BECOMES A CLASSIC PRAISE THE SHIGGY!!". It's like every fucking title that the big N shits out is a modern classic. It's annoying how they think that Nintendo is the only last true oldschool hardcore innovative company but somehow ignores how Nintendo were such bitches in the '80 and how they are gods of rehashing and re-releasing. Get a grip guys..
- Those J-POP weirdos. It's fucking pop music that you probably spit on here BUT NOW IN JAPANESE.
- The indie music wankers. I swear you guys make up band names and new genre in a race to out-indie each others.
- The idiots who try to look so alternative with their japanese imports-only taste and constant bragging on "how they only play rpgs in their original releases" even if they don't understand japanese and have to resort to online faqs or translation tools. Whatever guys, seriously
- The fruitcakes who don't play game that aren't made by japanese devs because WESTERNERS ART SUCKS LOL and then turn around to play some average rpg or platform games with a 14 years old girl with pink hair, a giant sword and a cute critter friend.
and now to balance, Some shout outs:
+ The obscure electronic music crew along with their cousins, the fans of unclassifiable genre of turntables music that fine gentlemen like Dj Shadow and Buck65 make. Fans of mashups and others are my friends too. Let's make a furpile!
+ The movies reviewing/arguing crew. I excluded from that group those annoying super heroes movies fanboys, get the fuck out of my threads. A special thanks to the horror movies and other fringe movie fans, I know that we must be like 5 of us here.
+ the #ga people
MIMIC said:When I get banned, I charge #ga and demand an explanation.
I did that...msged Hito and there was no response...asked him again and then I was kicked. :lol
I never thought ill of either Hitokage or Jinx, but I hate rude people who are consistantly rude when you are being polite to them. Lately their behaviour seems great though.
Boogie9IGN
Member
Boogie said:
Haha, I first came in expecting some major Willco/matlock hate
Well, if anything at least this thread got catzgirl to talk about rubbing penis....even if it is "the wrong way." <3Catzgirl said:I'm not sure. As many others here have experienced after a banning, I was never given an explanation. All I know is that I must of rubbed Mandark's e-penis the wrong way when I made a small innocuous comment about the lack of consistent moderation on the forum. Hah, kind of funny that I got banned by same thing I was speaking against. Anyways, after that and the bad treatment Leguna and LyteEdge received from the administration, I stopped posting at GA and now mostly lurk
Ninja Scooter
Member
Naked Shuriken said:
:lol I often wonder if there is some underground following of japanese adults that import episodes of Captain Planet or Denver the Last Dinosaur and follow/discuss them. (SUBBED NOT DUBBED DURR!!)
Escape Goat
Member
:lol
I think its true.
Boogie9IGN
Member
Ninja Scooter said:
:lol
Captain Planet fansub community is a funny thought
Mike Works
Member
I think people who hate Mandark are similar to how I used to hate fart. I was on the verge of banning him a small while back and Mandark suggested that I give him a few more weeks and a clean slate, since he thought he was a good poster. It's all about how you initially view someone, and reading fart's posts, they were similar to demi's in that they looked like they lacked content in order to gain a humorous deposition. After I dropped my acquired opinion of him and started to read his posts anew, I discovered that wasn't the case, and now I think fart is a good poster! I can see how those who haven't spoken to Mandark for a while like I have would harbor negative opinions somewhat incorrectly.
Except for Catzgirl. That ho hates the brother.
Except for Catzgirl. That ho hates the brother.
Mike Works
Member
I hate Catzgirl too. She has such a nasally voice. So irritating.
Since we're doing the BANNED! thing:
I've been banned two times that I can remember. Maybe one more, but I'm not sure. First one was during one E3, I called someone an idiot(that's right, I just called him an idiot. It was fucking SurferHurleyDude, of all people). That was kind of bullshit, the mods didn't say that the forum was on a zero-tolerance state. Banned for calling BuddyC a Mike clone too, but not by BuddyC himself. Heh. People stood up for me, though. That was kinda cool. THE MAN tried to shut them down by deleting some posts.
Also uh, about the Mandark hate, I can't recall a single post of his.
I've been banned two times that I can remember. Maybe one more, but I'm not sure. First one was during one E3, I called someone an idiot(that's right, I just called him an idiot. It was fucking SurferHurleyDude, of all people). That was kind of bullshit, the mods didn't say that the forum was on a zero-tolerance state. Banned for calling BuddyC a Mike clone too, but not by BuddyC himself. Heh. People stood up for me, though. That was kinda cool. THE MAN tried to shut them down by deleting some posts.
Also uh, about the Mandark hate, I can't recall a single post of his.
BobbyRobby
Member
I hate it when people get all huffy, and offended over written word. I hate it even more when people do so to appear sensitive. If you get offended by words, you're an irrational moron. Even if what the person said was politically incorrect, you're still a moron. People who try to justify violence, or legal action in retaliation to speech are the worst.
I hate it when people get emotional during arguments. Its lame, and discourages discussion.
I hate it when people get emotional during arguments. Its lame, and discourages discussion.
Mike Works
Member
I love Catzgirl. She smells like beautiful wildflowers.Catzgirl said:
God's Hand
Banned
Oooh, oooh, my turn. I might have to censor her name incase she reads the forum. I did send her a link once.
*************************, you are the worst human being I have ever fucking met. Sure, when I first met you, I liked you. But I'm a guy, you have a vagina. If only you could have kept your FAT YELLOW-STAINED (YET YOU SAY THEY'RE PERFECT) TEETH MOUTH CLOSED, much unlike you keep your FAT SMELLY VAG CLOSED. Stop calling me your friend. You only talk to me because we are at work. And I only talk to you for the same reason. We don't do things friends would normally do. I never see you after work. I keep telling you we're not friends, but your witty retort in song form "why can't weeeeeeeee be friends..." makes me want to gouge my fucking eyes out, rip my balls off and shove them in my sockets.
I wis hyou didn't exist, I wish the planet was the target of a fuckign ALIEN INVASION LIKE IN THAT FUCKING MOVIE EVERYONE HATES, THEN WED ALL DIE, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOUD DIE. THEN ID LIKE TO SEE YOUR FUCKING PRECIOUS JESUS CHRIST SAVE YOU. I HATE HOW YOURE SO ADAMANT ABOUT EVERYONE KNOWING YOURE CHRISTIAN. YOU JUST BECAME RELIGIOUS FUCKING LES THAN A YEAR AGO. Not only that, but YOU CLAIM TO BE A BORN AGAIN VIRGIN. What, you didnt like those two one-nights stands you had out of desperation when you turned 21? WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT HAD TO FUCKING DIRTY HIS DICK WITH YOUR EVIL PORTAL TO HADES YOU CALL YOUR FUCKING CUNT PUSSY DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!1111111
I hate that you used to take fucking drugs, fucking coke, marijuana, acid, shrooms, EVERYTHING YOU TOLD ME And when you told me this shit and I was shocked, you said Oh, Id do them again. OH, FOLLOWING YOUR LORDS WORDS I SEE. I dont give TWO SHITS about your PAST. WHY DO YOU TELL ME THIS SHIT. TELL YOUR FUCKING SHRINK, WHICH YOU GO TO SEE EVERY THURSDAY. You are such an on and off SLUT. You saw a shrink a few years ago and he prescribed you drugs. Now youre going back to another shrink because YOU THINK YOURE TOO HARD ON YOURSELF WHEN IT COMES TO IMAGE AND WEIGHT. WELL GUESS WHAT, YOURE NOT SLIM AND YOU NEVER WILL BE. YOUR ASS LOOKS LIKE FUCKING TRIGGERS, SADDLEBAG SLUT. Whatever that fucking doctor is telling you in private is what he tells hundreds of other people just like you. Dont you feel special? Stupid fucking retard.
Yeah, youre so passionate about losing weight. Just about as passionate as a pig is to keeping out of a ham sandwich SLUT. You and I go to the gym every morning. However, lately, youve been missing days because youre too tired or some bullshit. Fat ass, when you want something, you haveto work at it. Stupid fucking dumb bitch. I cant believe I actually paid you money to be my FUCKING TRAINER. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING? YOURE TERRIBLE. BUT GUESS WHAT? I HAD ANOTHER TRAINER ON THE SIDE. NOT ONLY WAS SHE ACTUALLY GIVING ME PROPER EXERCISES AND VARIETY, SHE DIDNT LOOK LIKE THE BACKEND OF A FORD TRUCK.
Fuck you and your religious righteousness attitude. I was so fucking angry when you told me to stop saying jesus Christ or god dammit. I was so close to slapping you, hoping some some sense would rattle into your head, and maybe see your fat ass jiggle and lose a calorie YOU DISPROPRTIONATE FATASS DEMON SLUT. Guess what, Im going to say Jesus Christ whenever I want. Im going to say god dammit just to piss you off. Fuck you for telling that to just me. Fuck you for not telling the countless other peoples at work who say it consistently day in and out.
Fuck you for singling me out ALL THE TIME WHEN YOURE ON THE RAG. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE SHIT AT WORK BY SAYING OH YOU LOOK TIRED OR CALLING ME A JACKASS WHEN IM JUST TRYING TO INJECT SOME FUCKING HUMOR IN OUR FUCKING DULL WORTHLESS WORK ENVIRONMENT. FUCK YOU FOR GIVING ME ATTITUDE WHEN I THOUGHT THE BOMB THREAT AT WORK WAS A DRILL AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE THE REAL THING. JESUS, MAYBE IF I STARED AT YOUR FATASS FOR LONG ENOUGH, I COULD SEE THE FUTURE LIKE YOU AND SOMEHOW KNOW. And yeah, I know you hate it that Im right 99.9% of the time and you think I make you feel like youre wrong all the time. But fuck Joseph & Marys aborted fetus YOU ARE WRONG WITHOUT FAIL.. JUST GET USED TO IT. Ive been doing my thing for over 10 fucking years. Unlike you, I started work when I was 13. I planned for my future at an early age. I am the best, and you know it. You just hate that its the truth. You hate that I dropped out of high school, never went to post-secondary like you, and I ended up where you are and Im an infinite amount better than you. Im so fucking SMART when it comes to what we do. I wasnt out with my useless shit-brained friends doing drugs and drinking and hoping a guy would fill my black fish filled cunt with his man yogurt because Im so desperate to tell my friends YEAH, GUESS WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT (which happened when you were 21, and guess what, I talked to one of your friends who HATES YOU, THEY PAID THE GUY TO FUCK YOU. GET IT? FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT TWAT. And think that youve never been with another guy since, I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you?).
And I fucking hate when you talk about how your parents never call you. Well NO SHIT. THEY ARE RETIRED. THEY ARE FINALLY AT PEACE AWAY FROM YOUR STUPID HORSE ASS.
I hate that you have tattoos. You have a fucking Chinese mandarin character of PEACE on your FUCKING ANKLE. That proves what exactly? You look so fucking stupid with it. You just got it because it LOOKED COOL. Do you realize thats like fucking putting the Roman characters PEACE on your foot to a Chinese person, I guarantee you it looks fucking STUPID, just like to an English speaking person, PEACE LOOKS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. I WANT TO BITE THAT FUCKING TAT OFF (AS YOU CALL IT) AND SPIT IT INTO YOUR VENOMOUS VAGINAL PIT, AS ITS THE ONLY PEACE IT WILL EVER FUCKIN SEE FOR THE REST OF ITS DRY, SMELLY LIFE. And, the best yet You have a tattoo of a dragon fly right above your ass. Are you fucking dense? Did you realize the dragon fly is flying upwards, RIGHT OUT OF YOUR ASS? WHOLLY MOTHER OF CHRIST, LOL!111111 I LIKE HOW YOURE SO FUCKING PROUD AND SHOW IT OFF BY LIFTING UP YOUR SHIRT TO A GUY CO-WORKER, AND WHAT HE SEES IS A DRAGON FLY FLYING OUT OF YOUR UNCLEAN HEMMEROID ENDUCED PEROGY ASS! LOL! I love that. Yeah, and HOT girls (not you) get tattoos there and actually wear short shirts to show it off. You cant do that because you look like a midget crossed with that fucking horseman Newton from the old Hercules cartoons. YOURE NO HELENA THATS FOR SURE. And whats with that fucking little nose decoration you have. Its a fucking ear ring in your nose. From a distance, it looks like a shiny pimple. Great fashion sense. And speaking of that, LOL! You actually stopped wearing your EMO looking shitty thick rectangle glasses because I Told you they look like shit. Wow, you sure do care about your image. Oh yeah, and those new pants you bought at ELLE PLUS (LOL) make your ass look even FATTER. Its like you went from a truck to a Goodyear blimp. You see those massive pockets on the back? Theyre too big. You know nothing.
You filed for bankruptcy 4 years ago. $22,000 in fucking debt. How the fuck does your fucked up head get you into that kind of trouble? WHO THE FUCK FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY AT SUCH AN EARLY AGE? You are MENTALLY UNCAPABLE OF SUSTAINING A REASONABLE LIFE. You are beyond help, you are destined to suicide.
The funniest thing I ever did to you: You had a car. You were contemplating selling it because the payments are too high and you can just ride your bike. Man, I knew youd listen to me. I knew it would be a mistake for you to sell it, because youre ALWAYS DRIVING to your stupid ass friends. But yeah, I (along with afew other people at work) convinced you to sell your car like a dumb slut you are. You FUCKIGN SOLD IT. I COULDNT BELIEVE IT. You are SO STUPID. Get this guys not less than a month later, after hating trucking her fat ass around on her overpriced bike, she decides she needs a car again. Wholly Christ. So, yeah, she has the worst credit in the history of mankind, and has to settle for some high financed HYUNDAI WITH NO AIRCONDITIONING AND NO POWER WINDOWS LOL!
I hate that you think youve been through a lot in life, that youre stressed out, that youre so busy, that youre so fucking important. I hate that you complain that your friends ask you out to dinner and they dont accept your no answer. Stupid trailerhitch ass, dont take everything so god damn seriously. Just say fucking no to them, and go on with your pathetic life. And fuck you. Ive been through way more in life than you. I have a fucking legacy, and Im jesus fucking Christ 23 years old. Im 3 years younger than you. Ive accomplished more in life than you and your whole fucking pathetic alcoholic family ever has COMBINED. Im a creator, I create fucking art, fucking music, fucking programs, FUCKING AN YTHING. I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE. Heres what youve accomplished in life: You helped your mom out of her wart covered alcohol smelling vaginal cavity. You skipped classes at school. You took drugs to be cool with your unsuccessful friends. You spent money that wasnt yours and filed for bankruptcy. You sold a car for a BIKE LOL. You are a terrible, worthless person. You will never amount to anything. I have ambitions, and I will follow through on them. I know what potential is only limited by my imagination.
You told me you want to become a nurse? Then you said dont tell anyone. What the flying fuck would anyone do with that pertinent information? Heaven forbid this classified information fall into the Germans hands. FILTHY COMMUNIST SCUM! You will never become a nurse. You are 26 years old. You have no ambition to go to school for 4 years. And if you were my fucking nurse, Id immediately phone a Veterinarian, because I would have thought fucking Trigger escaped from his pen again and needs another shot of banamine.
Im done typing for tonight. All I can say is that I will crack. And I will crack soon. When I crack, I will unleash an unholy nightmare of rage that she has never even imagined possible. It will be the Unholy War, and it will be waged between her and I. I will wreck her life, her familys life. Everyone will feel my wrath. The force of my onslaught will be unbearable. She will be crushed by the weight of my Unholy Nightmare. The Unholy War.
*************************, you are the worst human being I have ever fucking met. Sure, when I first met you, I liked you. But I'm a guy, you have a vagina. If only you could have kept your FAT YELLOW-STAINED (YET YOU SAY THEY'RE PERFECT) TEETH MOUTH CLOSED, much unlike you keep your FAT SMELLY VAG CLOSED. Stop calling me your friend. You only talk to me because we are at work. And I only talk to you for the same reason. We don't do things friends would normally do. I never see you after work. I keep telling you we're not friends, but your witty retort in song form "why can't weeeeeeeee be friends..." makes me want to gouge my fucking eyes out, rip my balls off and shove them in my sockets.
I wis hyou didn't exist, I wish the planet was the target of a fuckign ALIEN INVASION LIKE IN THAT FUCKING MOVIE EVERYONE HATES, THEN WED ALL DIE, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOUD DIE. THEN ID LIKE TO SEE YOUR FUCKING PRECIOUS JESUS CHRIST SAVE YOU. I HATE HOW YOURE SO ADAMANT ABOUT EVERYONE KNOWING YOURE CHRISTIAN. YOU JUST BECAME RELIGIOUS FUCKING LES THAN A YEAR AGO. Not only that, but YOU CLAIM TO BE A BORN AGAIN VIRGIN. What, you didnt like those two one-nights stands you had out of desperation when you turned 21? WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT HAD TO FUCKING DIRTY HIS DICK WITH YOUR EVIL PORTAL TO HADES YOU CALL YOUR FUCKING CUNT PUSSY DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!1111111
I hate that you used to take fucking drugs, fucking coke, marijuana, acid, shrooms, EVERYTHING YOU TOLD ME And when you told me this shit and I was shocked, you said Oh, Id do them again. OH, FOLLOWING YOUR LORDS WORDS I SEE. I dont give TWO SHITS about your PAST. WHY DO YOU TELL ME THIS SHIT. TELL YOUR FUCKING SHRINK, WHICH YOU GO TO SEE EVERY THURSDAY. You are such an on and off SLUT. You saw a shrink a few years ago and he prescribed you drugs. Now youre going back to another shrink because YOU THINK YOURE TOO HARD ON YOURSELF WHEN IT COMES TO IMAGE AND WEIGHT. WELL GUESS WHAT, YOURE NOT SLIM AND YOU NEVER WILL BE. YOUR ASS LOOKS LIKE FUCKING TRIGGERS, SADDLEBAG SLUT. Whatever that fucking doctor is telling you in private is what he tells hundreds of other people just like you. Dont you feel special? Stupid fucking retard.
Yeah, youre so passionate about losing weight. Just about as passionate as a pig is to keeping out of a ham sandwich SLUT. You and I go to the gym every morning. However, lately, youve been missing days because youre too tired or some bullshit. Fat ass, when you want something, you haveto work at it. Stupid fucking dumb bitch. I cant believe I actually paid you money to be my FUCKING TRAINER. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING? YOURE TERRIBLE. BUT GUESS WHAT? I HAD ANOTHER TRAINER ON THE SIDE. NOT ONLY WAS SHE ACTUALLY GIVING ME PROPER EXERCISES AND VARIETY, SHE DIDNT LOOK LIKE THE BACKEND OF A FORD TRUCK.
Fuck you and your religious righteousness attitude. I was so fucking angry when you told me to stop saying jesus Christ or god dammit. I was so close to slapping you, hoping some some sense would rattle into your head, and maybe see your fat ass jiggle and lose a calorie YOU DISPROPRTIONATE FATASS DEMON SLUT. Guess what, Im going to say Jesus Christ whenever I want. Im going to say god dammit just to piss you off. Fuck you for telling that to just me. Fuck you for not telling the countless other peoples at work who say it consistently day in and out.
Fuck you for singling me out ALL THE TIME WHEN YOURE ON THE RAG. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE SHIT AT WORK BY SAYING OH YOU LOOK TIRED OR CALLING ME A JACKASS WHEN IM JUST TRYING TO INJECT SOME FUCKING HUMOR IN OUR FUCKING DULL WORTHLESS WORK ENVIRONMENT. FUCK YOU FOR GIVING ME ATTITUDE WHEN I THOUGHT THE BOMB THREAT AT WORK WAS A DRILL AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE THE REAL THING. JESUS, MAYBE IF I STARED AT YOUR FATASS FOR LONG ENOUGH, I COULD SEE THE FUTURE LIKE YOU AND SOMEHOW KNOW. And yeah, I know you hate it that Im right 99.9% of the time and you think I make you feel like youre wrong all the time. But fuck Joseph & Marys aborted fetus YOU ARE WRONG WITHOUT FAIL.. JUST GET USED TO IT. Ive been doing my thing for over 10 fucking years. Unlike you, I started work when I was 13. I planned for my future at an early age. I am the best, and you know it. You just hate that its the truth. You hate that I dropped out of high school, never went to post-secondary like you, and I ended up where you are and Im an infinite amount better than you. Im so fucking SMART when it comes to what we do. I wasnt out with my useless shit-brained friends doing drugs and drinking and hoping a guy would fill my black fish filled cunt with his man yogurt because Im so desperate to tell my friends YEAH, GUESS WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT (which happened when you were 21, and guess what, I talked to one of your friends who HATES YOU, THEY PAID THE GUY TO FUCK YOU. GET IT? FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT TWAT. And think that youve never been with another guy since, I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you?).
And I fucking hate when you talk about how your parents never call you. Well NO SHIT. THEY ARE RETIRED. THEY ARE FINALLY AT PEACE AWAY FROM YOUR STUPID HORSE ASS.
I hate that you have tattoos. You have a fucking Chinese mandarin character of PEACE on your FUCKING ANKLE. That proves what exactly? You look so fucking stupid with it. You just got it because it LOOKED COOL. Do you realize thats like fucking putting the Roman characters PEACE on your foot to a Chinese person, I guarantee you it looks fucking STUPID, just like to an English speaking person, PEACE LOOKS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. I WANT TO BITE THAT FUCKING TAT OFF (AS YOU CALL IT) AND SPIT IT INTO YOUR VENOMOUS VAGINAL PIT, AS ITS THE ONLY PEACE IT WILL EVER FUCKIN SEE FOR THE REST OF ITS DRY, SMELLY LIFE. And, the best yet You have a tattoo of a dragon fly right above your ass. Are you fucking dense? Did you realize the dragon fly is flying upwards, RIGHT OUT OF YOUR ASS? WHOLLY MOTHER OF CHRIST, LOL!111111 I LIKE HOW YOURE SO FUCKING PROUD AND SHOW IT OFF BY LIFTING UP YOUR SHIRT TO A GUY CO-WORKER, AND WHAT HE SEES IS A DRAGON FLY FLYING OUT OF YOUR UNCLEAN HEMMEROID ENDUCED PEROGY ASS! LOL! I love that. Yeah, and HOT girls (not you) get tattoos there and actually wear short shirts to show it off. You cant do that because you look like a midget crossed with that fucking horseman Newton from the old Hercules cartoons. YOURE NO HELENA THATS FOR SURE. And whats with that fucking little nose decoration you have. Its a fucking ear ring in your nose. From a distance, it looks like a shiny pimple. Great fashion sense. And speaking of that, LOL! You actually stopped wearing your EMO looking shitty thick rectangle glasses because I Told you they look like shit. Wow, you sure do care about your image. Oh yeah, and those new pants you bought at ELLE PLUS (LOL) make your ass look even FATTER. Its like you went from a truck to a Goodyear blimp. You see those massive pockets on the back? Theyre too big. You know nothing.
You filed for bankruptcy 4 years ago. $22,000 in fucking debt. How the fuck does your fucked up head get you into that kind of trouble? WHO THE FUCK FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY AT SUCH AN EARLY AGE? You are MENTALLY UNCAPABLE OF SUSTAINING A REASONABLE LIFE. You are beyond help, you are destined to suicide.
The funniest thing I ever did to you: You had a car. You were contemplating selling it because the payments are too high and you can just ride your bike. Man, I knew youd listen to me. I knew it would be a mistake for you to sell it, because youre ALWAYS DRIVING to your stupid ass friends. But yeah, I (along with afew other people at work) convinced you to sell your car like a dumb slut you are. You FUCKIGN SOLD IT. I COULDNT BELIEVE IT. You are SO STUPID. Get this guys not less than a month later, after hating trucking her fat ass around on her overpriced bike, she decides she needs a car again. Wholly Christ. So, yeah, she has the worst credit in the history of mankind, and has to settle for some high financed HYUNDAI WITH NO AIRCONDITIONING AND NO POWER WINDOWS LOL!
I hate that you think youve been through a lot in life, that youre stressed out, that youre so busy, that youre so fucking important. I hate that you complain that your friends ask you out to dinner and they dont accept your no answer. Stupid trailerhitch ass, dont take everything so god damn seriously. Just say fucking no to them, and go on with your pathetic life. And fuck you. Ive been through way more in life than you. I have a fucking legacy, and Im jesus fucking Christ 23 years old. Im 3 years younger than you. Ive accomplished more in life than you and your whole fucking pathetic alcoholic family ever has COMBINED. Im a creator, I create fucking art, fucking music, fucking programs, FUCKING AN YTHING. I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE. Heres what youve accomplished in life: You helped your mom out of her wart covered alcohol smelling vaginal cavity. You skipped classes at school. You took drugs to be cool with your unsuccessful friends. You spent money that wasnt yours and filed for bankruptcy. You sold a car for a BIKE LOL. You are a terrible, worthless person. You will never amount to anything. I have ambitions, and I will follow through on them. I know what potential is only limited by my imagination.
You told me you want to become a nurse? Then you said dont tell anyone. What the flying fuck would anyone do with that pertinent information? Heaven forbid this classified information fall into the Germans hands. FILTHY COMMUNIST SCUM! You will never become a nurse. You are 26 years old. You have no ambition to go to school for 4 years. And if you were my fucking nurse, Id immediately phone a Veterinarian, because I would have thought fucking Trigger escaped from his pen again and needs another shot of banamine.
Im done typing for tonight. All I can say is that I will crack. And I will crack soon. When I crack, I will unleash an unholy nightmare of rage that she has never even imagined possible. It will be the Unholy War, and it will be waged between her and I. I will wreck her life, her familys life. Everyone will feel my wrath. The force of my onslaught will be unbearable. She will be crushed by the weight of my Unholy Nightmare. The Unholy War.
The Shadow
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EviLore said:
Sad to see him go but it's probably for the best. I don't know what he's like in person but it seems like GAF was driving him insane.
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