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Two Minutes Hate, redux
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I guess I'll break out some hate.
XS+ is a bitch. I know he's been banned for a long time, but he really pissed me off when he started making wild accusations in the Asian girlfriends thread about my posting history, saying that I was a troll and acted disingenuous in movie threads and whatnot. If there's anything I'm not, it's disingenuous.
Olimario. The worst plague on this board. I also hate all the mods for consistently giving him temp bans for all the retarded shit he pulls again and again. He's deserved permanent bans so many times it's ridiculous, and yet he always gets to return and fuck up threads with his ignorance and stupidity.
All the fucktards that never post anything of substance.
I hate joke threads, you know, whenever some bizarre thread pops up someone has to jump in and make a spoof of it just to grab attention. Fuck that.
XS+ is a bitch. I know he's been banned for a long time, but he really pissed me off when he started making wild accusations in the Asian girlfriends thread about my posting history, saying that I was a troll and acted disingenuous in movie threads and whatnot. If there's anything I'm not, it's disingenuous.
Olimario. The worst plague on this board. I also hate all the mods for consistently giving him temp bans for all the retarded shit he pulls again and again. He's deserved permanent bans so many times it's ridiculous, and yet he always gets to return and fuck up threads with his ignorance and stupidity.
All the fucktards that never post anything of substance.
I hate joke threads, you know, whenever some bizarre thread pops up someone has to jump in and make a spoof of it just to grab attention. Fuck that.
I've met people like this. I've never felt so out of place than when in their presence. It's disturbing.spliced said:
GaimeGuy said:
Ah, how could I forget? After 1945, Nazis and their facist ideology were all wiped out with one fell swoop. Some winds carried the radiation from Nagasaki and it was like hitting two birds with one stone or something...
It's amazing how opinions regarding a Japanese videogame company could result in so much hate and angst.
Escape Goat
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alejob said:
I think he merged with robertsan
Teknopathetic
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Oh, btw, MIMIC, did your mom type that post for you?
Jesus H Christ. I didn't know there was so much hate in this forum. It can either be super-catty here or I am reading sarcasm wrong.
I also don't hate loki, but he always talks about basketball like he knows EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT IT that I want to watch a loki basketball video as proof of his skills. And his tapes? :lol
I also don't hate loki, but he always talks about basketball like he knows EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT IT that I want to watch a loki basketball video as proof of his skills. And his tapes? :lol
Spike Siegel -- you Nascar-lovin', gay-hatin', cat-shootin' dipshit. Fucking dumbass redneck.
AND ALSO: an example why I hate Shoplifter:
From, oh, sometime in Spring 2004, on the old GAF:
Federman (posting as joke character): *obvious joke post that would clearly be considered anti-Semitic if taken seriously*
everybody else: "wtf is this?"
shoplifter: "OMG YOU ARE ON TO TEH TRUTH! QUICK, HERE IZ SOME MORE INFO ABOUT TEH CONSPIRACY!"
AND ALSO: an example why I hate Shoplifter:
From, oh, sometime in Spring 2004, on the old GAF:
Federman (posting as joke character): *obvious joke post that would clearly be considered anti-Semitic if taken seriously*
everybody else: "wtf is this?"
shoplifter: "OMG YOU ARE ON TO TEH TRUTH! QUICK, HERE IZ SOME MORE INFO ABOUT TEH CONSPIRACY!"
THIS THE 5 YARD LINE SON!
OKIES OKIES JUGEMENT DAY!
WARCOCK's eight points
1. Arnold haters should die
2. Every bitch that got owned in drinky's trap threads should be perma'ed , UNCONSTESTED
3. Demi fucking sucks and his support around the forum really shows the true colors of teh stupid on gaf.
4. I might sound like a cocksucker but some of the mods make this place really worthwhile, i.e Lore, bishop, wasabi(arguile represent!), Mandark etc... much <3 to them
5.#ga>>>>>>gaf
6.Jinx is a mod?why?
7. ABOLISH THE TRE DOCTRINE!
8. Before gaf, i really thought bush supporters were a crazy myth created by the mass media machine.
OKIES OKIES JUGEMENT DAY!
WARCOCK's eight points
1. Arnold haters should die
2. Every bitch that got owned in drinky's trap threads should be perma'ed , UNCONSTESTED
3. Demi fucking sucks and his support around the forum really shows the true colors of teh stupid on gaf.
4. I might sound like a cocksucker but some of the mods make this place really worthwhile, i.e Lore, bishop, wasabi(arguile represent!), Mandark etc... much <3 to them
5.#ga>>>>>>gaf
6.Jinx is a mod?why?
7. ABOLISH THE TRE DOCTRINE!
8. Before gaf, i really thought bush supporters were a crazy myth created by the mass media machine.
Wellington
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I don't hate you, I just hate the defeatist attitude. Think positive buddy!
Ook, I'll try to make things snappy, and separate my peeves into Gaming and OT versions. Funny enough, lots of the people that most annoy me in the gaming forum are the people that I most agree with in the OT forum, and vice versa.
Gaming:
1. Insecure Nintendo fanboys. I'm a Nintendo fan, but I like them for their quality games. The people who are constantly hoping for Nintendo to reclaim #1 in the console race and who're consistently fickle (ha, nice oxymoron) about Nintendo's potential fate annoy the fuck out of me. Who gives a fuck if Nintendo isn't the #1 console seller anymore? They're still making a shitload of profit, so there's no need to worry about them going anywhere. Just play the games and stop whining. If you're so desperate to be on the "winning team", just become a Sony fanboy already.
2. PSP nazis/DS haters. I hate how there seems to be an elitist contingent of people who've decreed that the PSP is the only worthwhile handheld (*cough* Drinky *cough*). I'm sorry that you're insecure about purchasing an overpriced shitty movie/mp3 player, with only a handful of decent games, and without a very promising future.
3. Any threads involving Matt Cassamassawhatshisface. I think this probably has a lot to do with why there're so many of #1, since Matt himself is so fickle about Nintendo's future.
4. Fanboyism for any console, and taste elitism.
OT:
1. "Forum personalities" are annoying. What is this, fucking high school? Most of the posters here that I like are people who just go about making intelligent points and being funny when it's called for, without caring about how much attention they get for it. Attention whores in general are the bane of msg boards.
2. Mod fascism. I like some of the mods (Hito, Bishop, Evilore come to mind), but sometimes it gets out of control when rules are too strictly enforced (another interesting paradox
). It should be pretty obvious when people are out of line, and when they're not. But I guess I wouldn't know...
3. Circle-jerking. It's good that there're more females around these days, because I never really liked all the machismo going around at times. That's part of why I stopped posting here for a while (which I doubt anyone noticed), but like I said, it's better now.
4. Smashing Pumpkins fans. Talk about insecure people...I think it's because they think they're superior people for liking the Pumpkins, despite the fact that critical opinion of the band isn't really that high, generally. So they take it out by making stupid comparisons to bands that have nothing to do with SP. Like say, Pavement. And I'm not naming any names here.
Gaming:
1. Insecure Nintendo fanboys. I'm a Nintendo fan, but I like them for their quality games. The people who are constantly hoping for Nintendo to reclaim #1 in the console race and who're consistently fickle (ha, nice oxymoron) about Nintendo's potential fate annoy the fuck out of me. Who gives a fuck if Nintendo isn't the #1 console seller anymore? They're still making a shitload of profit, so there's no need to worry about them going anywhere. Just play the games and stop whining. If you're so desperate to be on the "winning team", just become a Sony fanboy already.
2. PSP nazis/DS haters. I hate how there seems to be an elitist contingent of people who've decreed that the PSP is the only worthwhile handheld (*cough* Drinky *cough*). I'm sorry that you're insecure about purchasing an overpriced shitty movie/mp3 player, with only a handful of decent games, and without a very promising future.
3. Any threads involving Matt Cassamassawhatshisface. I think this probably has a lot to do with why there're so many of #1, since Matt himself is so fickle about Nintendo's future.
4. Fanboyism for any console, and taste elitism.
OT:
1. "Forum personalities" are annoying. What is this, fucking high school? Most of the posters here that I like are people who just go about making intelligent points and being funny when it's called for, without caring about how much attention they get for it. Attention whores in general are the bane of msg boards.
2. Mod fascism. I like some of the mods (Hito, Bishop, Evilore come to mind), but sometimes it gets out of control when rules are too strictly enforced (another interesting paradox
). It should be pretty obvious when people are out of line, and when they're not. But I guess I wouldn't know...3. Circle-jerking. It's good that there're more females around these days, because I never really liked all the machismo going around at times. That's part of why I stopped posting here for a while (which I doubt anyone noticed
), but like I said, it's better now.4. Smashing Pumpkins fans.
Talk about insecure people...I think it's because they think they're superior people for liking the Pumpkins, despite the fact that critical opinion of the band isn't really that high, generally. So they take it out by making stupid comparisons to bands that have nothing to do with SP. Like say, Pavement. And I'm not naming any names here.
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sonarrat said:
I'm relentlessly negative about animal fucking yeah. Sue me you sick monster.
Fixed2BeBroken
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Rorschach said:
Best statement in this thread.
except I dont really hate the guy, just really really really really really really really dislike him.
Ninja Scooter
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kablooey said:
there's more than one?
How could I pass this up...
Let's see. My banning last year was complete bullshit and I completely agree with Sonarrat about the moding issues on this forum. Many of the bans are just so whimsical and silly, it's ridiculous. And if it's not petty bans, it's personal vendettas from power hungry admin/mods that will get you. Hello Mandark.
Let's see. My banning last year was complete bullshit and I completely agree with Sonarrat about the moding issues on this forum. Many of the bans are just so whimsical and silly, it's ridiculous. And if it's not petty bans, it's personal vendettas from power hungry admin/mods that will get you. Hello Mandark.
Boogie9IGN
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Oh, I also hate Mandark. I've hated him since he was an op in the IGN chats 5+ years ago, and I hate him even more now when I read some of his posts.
What were you banned for?
I was banned twice, for petty reasons as well. Once I said that if Bush had enough support from the people, he'd put all Arabs in internment camps. I clarified to jinx that it all hinged on if he got enough support from the public. He disagreed I guess.
Another one was during the Iraq war when I posted some dead Iraqi civilian pics. Everyone was so pro-war at the time. At least now I can say I was right all along. But I was banned for a long while after that.
Post your "banned for bullshit reasons" stories everyone (and then get banned later for doing so, of course, these later bans would be for bullshit reasons!
I was banned twice, for petty reasons as well. Once I said that if Bush had enough support from the people, he'd put all Arabs in internment camps. I clarified to jinx that it all hinged on if he got enough support from the public. He disagreed I guess.
Another one was during the Iraq war when I posted some dead Iraqi civilian pics. Everyone was so pro-war at the time. At least now I can say I was right all along. But I was banned for a long while after that.
Post your "banned for bullshit reasons" stories everyone (and then get banned later for doing so, of course, these later bans would be for bullshit reasons!
Fight for Freeform said:What were you banned for?
I was banned twice, for petty reasons as well. Once I said that if Bush had enough support from the people, he'd put all Arabs in internment camps. I clarified to jinx that it all hinged on if he got enough support from the public. He disagreed I guess.
Another one was during the Iraq war when I posted some dead Iraqi civilian pics. Everyone was so pro-war at the time. At least now I can say I was right all along. But I was banned for a long while after that.
Post your "banned for bullshit reasons" stories everyone!
as i said earlier, was once banned for something i said at another forum. antother time, banned by SPROKX because i replied with "wow" in one of his threads.
bishop banned me once for asking a harmless question about wrestling. there's tons more...
Fight for Freeform said:What were you banned for?
I was banned twice, for petty reasons as well. Once I said that if Bush had enough support from the people, he'd put all Arabs in internment camps. I clarified to jinx that it all hinged on if he got enough support from the public. He disagreed I guess.
Another one was during the Iraq war when I posted some dead Iraqi civilian pics. Everyone was so pro-war at the time. At least now I can say I was right all along. But I was banned for a long while after that.
Post your "banned for bullshit reasons" stories everyone!
I shouldn't really complain because I lasted a lot longer than I probably should have the first time (and I get the impression that I haven't got much longer in this round, either :lol )... but I never got an explanation for why I was banned. One mod said that it seemed like I was a "spy for OA." Another said that was ridiculous, and said that it was because I "didn't contribute much." (At this point I was thinking, I'll show you what I can contribute, motherfucker..) ..And then a third mod said it was a "general ban." I don't see any continuity, consensus, or really much of anything here.
Ninja Scooter
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im honestly suprised that i've never been banned, and i've been here like 5 years.
Inconsistencies with banning? You got it.
I remember I was banned for talking about 50 Cent's leaked album 'The Massacre.' But low-and-behold, this fucking Coldplay thread got to 2 fucking pages (with a MORE than conspicuous thread title) and nobody said a word.
I remember I was banned for talking about 50 Cent's leaked album 'The Massacre.' But low-and-behold, this fucking Coldplay thread got to 2 fucking pages (with a MORE than conspicuous thread title) and nobody said a word.
I also can't stand Demi. Don't know who he is or what meta-joke he's running, but his act is annoying as hell so I've just skipped past his posts for months now so I'll probably never know. He does get marks from me for having a consistent avatar so I can usually scroll right past his posts without wasting valuable milliseconds reading them.
enjoy bell woods is the only person I have on my ignore list, soley for being such a gigantic and unfunny prick in countless music threads. I know he's usually "joking" but it's annoying as fuck just the same.
Other than that, the rest of you are alright. I find it weird that so many of you long-time malcontents have never been banned while I have been (although it wasn't a legit ban). :lol
enjoy bell woods is the only person I have on my ignore list, soley for being such a gigantic and unfunny prick in countless music threads. I know he's usually "joking" but it's annoying as fuck just the same.
Other than that, the rest of you are alright. I find it weird that so many of you long-time malcontents have never been banned while I have been (although it wasn't a legit ban). :lol
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