whats the best way to pick up sluts guys? raping isnt cool btw.
whats the best way to pick up sluts guys? raping isnt cool btw.
I'm away for one weekend and now the place is awash with Brit-on-Brit violence
I feel fucking rancid today. Was drunk for almost the entirety of the weekend. Proposed to the missus on Saturday night. She didn't see it coming because she didn't know I'd been to see her dad. It was nice. She said yes, the champagne started flowing and didn't stop until late last night.
I need to leave work, go home & go to bed. Head is banging.
whats the best way to pick up sluts guys? raping isnt cool btw.
Ah, cheers chaps, much appreciated. If it were up to me, you'd all be invited to the wedding.
We now have 'bridal magazines' in the house. I pissed myself when she leafed through a 2000 page tome called 'Brides' while passing me a 28-page pamphlet called 'Grooms'.
28 pages? Seems excessive.
whats the best way to pick up sluts guys? raping isnt cool btw.
The best bit is choosing the cake, you definitely want to make sure you're involved in that.22 pages were harshly-lit miserable looking asexual men in awkward looking suits. The other 6 pages I prayed would be classic cars, but they were uncomfortable looking shoes.
The best bit is choosing the cake, you definitely want to make sure you're involved in that.
Agreed. We've gone for something a little different, like thisTraditional wedding cake is so gross.
If I ever get married I'd like my mum to make the cake. I would just have to hope the theoretical wife to be doesn't have the same idea with her mother.
If I get my way, the cake will be made with a couple of ounces of decent skunk in it.
If I get my way, the cake will be made with a couple of ounces of decent skunk in it.
I'm crashing this wedding.
Little boxes of personalised LEGO for every guest? Awesome.
Jizz in hair. Leave house.
How the fuck did you find out about the wedding favours?
No, seriously? How?!
There's a gaffer called Community Forum with over 10,000 posts that I've never seen before. I assume someone got a name change but I can't figure out who it is. Anyone know who it was?
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You alright Cheez? First the pics thread now here, everything going alright?
Traditional wedding cake is so gross.
Dude, traditional cake is gross. Sponge or fruit or whatever. Give me chocolate or give me death.
...just got an email from the uni.
An Amazon voucher for forty quids. A thank you from the VC for all staff, apparently. How nice. Despite not really being staff. Still, free money. Any ideas for how to waste it well?
Diablo III. You'll still have £6 left over for something else.Any ideas for how to waste it well?
A game is a good thought. Overdue something new, been a while.
Other option: 216 Rocky bars. Fuck that's tempting for just how ridiculous it is.
A game is a good thought. Overdue something new, been a while.
Other option: 216 Rocky bars. Fuck that's tempting for just how ridiculous it is.
22 pages were harshly-lit miserable looking asexual men in awkward looking suits. The other 6 pages I prayed would be classic cars, but they were uncomfortable looking shoes.
180 Freddo's would be a better use of your cash
...just got an email from the uni.
An Amazon voucher for forty quids. A thank you from the VC for all staff, apparently. How nice. Despite not really being staff. Still, free money. Any ideas for how to waste it well?
Mega Blocks?!
There's a ton of bogeys outside the office and a parade of people shouting into megaphones and wearing "V" masks at the Tottenham Court Rd/Oxford St junction. Can't make out what they're saying though.
Anyone know what's being protested this time?
*EDIT*
Oooh... "Anonymous" flags are out too.
I have no idea.