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UK/R.O.I GAF - Thread of geopolitical confusion

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Suairyu

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omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

Amazon says Diablo III just shipped to me. First class.

This duck ain't working late tomorrow, no boy!
 

SmokyDave

Member
Does that mean I get an honorary penis? Wow, I feel, like, so privileged.

I'd wait until you receive the penis first. It might be Chinner's:

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BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
I watched an online seminar where a guy was talking about how penises on girls is one of the most heterosexual things a man can watch because it ticks all the boxes. Yes, heterosexual men apparently look out for the penis in porn.
 

SmokyDave

Member
I watched an online seminar where a guy was talking about how penises on girls is one of the most heterosexual things a man can watch because it ticks all the boxes. Yes, heterosexual men apparently look out for the penis in porn.

You're damned right! Two women going at it with tongues and fingers is just foreplay. I like to see the dick because it reminds me where I fit into the whole equation. Not that I'm averse to foreplay, you understand.

I noticed that I tend to be more critical of the aesthetics of the penis too. I can dig an ugly vag but an ugly penis is a horrible sight.
 

BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
Thing is, a man's arse probably counts for so many negative points that in undoes everything to the point that I'm paying attention to the story and aware of how horrible the man's voice is. Seriously, they always sound so terrible/annoying. Probably why POV of a mute is so much better.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
add me on steam chinner il play.

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My local indians pizza selection, i'm going for the full house without mushrooms. I repeat without mushrooms.

All i have had today is a pot fucking noodle so this will be a meal for the ages
 

SmokyDave

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Suairyu

Banned
I watched an online seminar where a guy was talking about how penises on girls is one of the most heterosexual things a man can watch because it ticks all the boxes. Yes, heterosexual men apparently look out for the penis in porn.
futanari <3
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Ah guys that pizza I got was fucking tasteless :( coulnt eat more than few slices. I don't know how it's even possible because the pizza was spammed with toppings, even a nice thin Layer of donner just underneath the top layer of cheese.

2/10 pizza. Im disappointed.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
meat overkill. I like my pizzas with pepperoni and double olives pleasee. yummy.

Yeah i usually order pepperoni but didn't today for some reason :( I forget its the pepperoni taste i enjoy most about pizza's and not the "pizza" its self. zomg guys i was called a bell end in another thread, hope the dude gets perm banned for insulting another member.

Sigh at members not following the TOS.
 

TCRS

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Bought the Blackcurrant one today. My Sainsbury's doesn't stock Fentiman's Curiosity Cola anymore :( So I had to go with this one. It is delicious though.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
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Bought the Blackcurrant one today. My Sainsbury's doesn't stock Fentiman's Curiosity Cola anymore :( So I had to go with this one. It is delicious though.

diabetes shaves 10 years of a lifespan man
 
Urgh I can't wait until the fucking Olympics are over. So utterly bored of hearing yet another news piece on it (do I really need to know its 100 days to go? harrisonfordwhogivesashit.gif) or another cringe worthy advert about how product X is the official one of the Olympics, or this same sense of hope the country has any time before a major sporting event. Then we do shit, and the public turns sour and grumpy, demanding to know why, just like every World Cup. There will probably be an inquiry. People love inquiries in the UK. And everyone will be talking about it, looking on at those who aren't interested like the man who broke into their house on Christmas day and pissed on the kids.

Meanwhile, almost every event is being held in London or the South East. Which means almost all of the huge budget has been spent and invested there. So any legacy at all will be down there. If I even wanted to go to any of the events, I don't see how most people could afford a trip down there, pay for tickets, inflated hotel prices, and so on, just for one or two events, given how most people are nigh on broke currently.

My sympathy to Londoners who are also sick of the games. At least I can shut it out to a degree. Meanwhile, it will be all they see and hear. Travel chaos, a few weeks of awful commuting. Good luck. Book a holiday if you're well off.
 

CHEEZMO™

Obsidian fan
Urgh I can't wait until the fucking Olympics are over. So utterly bored of hearing yet another news piece on it (do I really need to know its 100 days to go? harrisonfordwhogivesashit.gif) or another cringe worthy advert about how product X is the official one of the Olympics, or this same sense of hope the country has any time before a major sporting event. Then we do shit, and the public turns sour and grumpy, demanding to know why, just like every World Cup. There will probably be an inquiry. People love inquiries in the UK. And everyone will be talking about it, looking on at those who aren't interested like the man who broke into their house on Christmas day and pissed on the kids.

Meanwhile, almost every event is being held in London or the South East. Which means almost all of the huge budget has been spent and invested there. So any legacy at all will be down there. If I even wanted to go to any of the events, I don't see how most people could afford a trip down there, pay for tickets, inflated hotel prices, and so on, just for one or two events, given how most people are nigh on broke currently.

My sympathy to Londoners who are also sick of the games. At least I can shut it out to a degree. Meanwhile, it will be all they see and hear. Travel chaos, a few weeks of awful commuting. Good luck. Book a holiday if you're well off.

Fucking this.

They're gonna be shit anyway.
 

Suairyu

Banned
Guys the Olympics are really good. Just ignore the "UK OLYMPICS HOPE FOR THE FUTURE" and instead just enjoy the stunning feats of athleticism, as always.

My sole disappointment about UK Olympics is that it means we won't have a ton of fascinating documentaries about the foreign country hosting the Olympics this time. Greece and Beijing had some stunning BBC material.
 
Guys the Olympics are really good. Just ignore the "UK OLYMPICS HOPE FOR THE FUTURE" and instead just enjoy the stunning feats of athleticism, as always.

My sole disappointment about UK Olympics is that it means we won't have a ton of fascinating documentaries about the foreign country hosting the Olympics this time. Greece and Beijing had some stunning BBC material.

Nah, because it is in the UK, it has turned into a sports version of the fucking Royal Wedding. They even had a news item on the first anniversary of it. The media clings onto every fucking angle of the thing, hype hype hype. Never ending. Absolutely spoils any chance I have of enjoying the damn thing.

It goes from an international competition of the best athletes around the world striving to win medals for their country, to this wishy washy cheesy overbearing mess, that has that British sense of uncoolness around it (looking at you Olympic mascots, big shitty red Blackpool tower clone) that often creeps into big events.
 

f0rk

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I don't understand going to the stadiums to watch the games, anyway. The best view is always on telly.

Atmosphere. But a lot of events are over so quick I still don't really get it. All that time sitting around for a 10 second race.

I am going to Silverstone this year though and you can't even see the whole track at once so that's perhaps a bit hypocritical :D
 
The idea that we should be excited about this as a nation is a fucking betrayal of that most British of traits: we're never excited about things collectively.

Patriotism is dead, and we need to be dancing on its grave, not fucking getting excited about the fact our name was picked out of a hat thus letting us win the "spend loads of fucking money we don't have" award.
 

Suairyu

Banned
CHEEZMO™;37863404 said:
The opening ceremony is going to be abysmal. I can tell exactly what it's going to be like.
Did you see the Beijing closing ceremony? The UK bit was really good. If our opening ceremony is like that then it'll be a real treat.
 
Not looking forward to being in London this summer. As someone who managed to get a grand total of 0 tickets, I have no incentive to put up with the masses of people who will descend on the tube :(
 

Qasiel

Member
Not looking forward to being in London this summer. As someone who managed to get a grand total of 0 tickets, I have no incentive to put up with the masses of people who will descend on the tube :(

Same here. I work over in the Docklands/Canary Wharf area, and travel is going to suck.
 
I got tickets, not in the village though. MB XC up in Hadleigh Wood, Essex. Still, should be a good crack, eh Qasiel?

I'm actually not that bothered by it all, and if any travel interruptions means less time in the office, it's all good by me!
 
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