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EDIT: fuckin' late like her period.

 

[Hot Coldman]

You should totally make a thread about it in the OT, including all the details you've mentioned already

 

[Lirlond]

Oh okay.

Congratulations!

 

[Salvadora]

Nonono not mine. Some one night stand she had three weeks ago.

Told her to stop panicking and book herself in for an abortion on Monday.

Damn.

 

[daviyoung]

"Shut up. Just get a fucking abortion"

 

[Suairyu]

She doesn't have the finances to raise a child. She has mother issues because hers basically abused her for years and abandoned her. In September she's going to uni.

You're goddamn right I told her to get to an abortion clinic. (edit - GP. Goddamn US-GAF's funny terms)

Luckily she's totally atheist and agreed with me. I'm doing God's work here, people.

 

[daviyoung]

Yeh but think of all that delicious free government money!

 

[BGBW]

But did she tip her one night standee?

 

[Suairyu]

But did she tip her one night standee?

No, she's saving to tip her GP.

 

[Salvadora]

Abortion is illegal in N.I/R.O.I so I wonder how that effects the decision of a potential mother. Some people travel to other parts of the U.K to do it but I can't help but wonder how many.

 

[Suairyu]

Abortion is illegal in N.I/R.O.I so I wonder how that effects the decision of a potential mother. Some people travel to other parts of the U.K to do it but I can't help but wonder how many.

wait wat
brb researching

edit - goddamn R.O.I is a shittier country than the USA confirmed.

 

[Mr. Sam]

Whoa. That's news to me. Huh.

 

[Salvadora]

wait wat
brb researching

edit - goddamn R.O.I is a shittier country than the USA confirmed.

If you think that's bad look at the attitudes towards divorce & contraceptives in the past. Far too close to the Catholic church.

 

[Suairyu]

But why NI, too? That's UK territory and something as important as women's rights shouldn't be decided by local government.

 

[Salvadora]

But why NI, too? That's UK territory and something as important as women's rights shouldn't be decided by local government.

N.I had it's own parliment in 1967 and was/is very, very religious. It can be done on the grounds of health, if the women is at physical or mental risk but that's it. I think the ban on abortion is one of the few things both sides agree on. I still see people protesting against any introduction here.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Perfection.

 

[Suairyu]

Scotland has it's own parliament but I wouldn't let it decide women's rights. This is fundamental shit.

edit - CHEEZMO you ruined the debate with a one word post TIME FOR STAGE VIOLENCE

also now I have a Jeremy Kyle craving...

Jeremy Kyle USA is so much dramatic and, well, American than the UK version. Listen to the loudness of that punch! That's true Stateside television making right there.

 

[daviyoung]

I want a GIF of Kyle's face at the end.

 

[Suairyu]

weren't he wot got twatted

 

[Hot Coldman]

I want a GIF of Kyle's face at the end.

Seriously. Evils for days.

 

[BGBW]

 

[Suairyu]

If we can now edit the text to something relevant to GAF, it'll be perfect.

 

[daviyoung]

Excellent! Will be spamming this in all GAF threads.

 

[Suairyu]

Rare moment where they didn't cut the cameras away. They don't show this on TV anymore.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Poor David Mitchell. eh looks nothing like him

Bloody hell though, what a twat.

 

[Kentpaul]

Club update : speaking to a travler, approach someone after it and speak really fast, the dude thinks im am a travler and shits it, I put my fist out and mutter cocaine, the dude pors it into the gap between my thumb n fingers, I snort it then lick a my fag and dip it in the remaining charley and smoke. Free Charly for the win

 

[Suairyu]

Well then, chaps.

Law has been laid down and the term "cunt" isn't even permissible in UK-GAF thread anymore.

From now on, we are to refrain from speaking like proper gents and must conform to this fascism.

Female GAF members (hi, Musha!) are allowed to use the word, but ironically only when referring to their own vaginas, which seems to fly in the face of the reason why the word was banned in the first place. Maybe it was a calculated decision to mock our "it doesn't mean vagina" position. One can but wonder.

"Dick", "cock" and "willy" is perfectly fine as always, naturally. They didn't clarify "twat".

I'm going to go pour a drink out for the English language then retire to my bed.

 

[Lirlond]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[industrian]

Rare moment where they didn't cut the cameras away. They don't show this on TV anymore.

Never go full Weegie.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Well then, chaps.

Law has been laid down and the term "cunt" isn't even permissible in UK-GAF thread anymore.

From now on, we are to refrain from speaking like proper gents and must conform to this fascism.

Female GAF members (hi, Musha!) are allowed to use the word, but ironically only when referring to their own vaginas, which seems to fly in the face of the reason why the word was banned in the first place. Maybe it was a calculated decision to mock our "it doesn't mean vagina" position. One can but wonder.

"Dick", "cock" and "willy" is perfectly fine as always, naturally. They didn't clarify "twat".

I'm going to go pour a drink out for the English language then retire to my bed.

Well thank goodness I have a cunt, which enables me to still use the word, although not in the way I wish.

 

[BGBW]

Female GAF members (hi, Musha!) are allowed to use the word, but ironically only when referring to their own vaginas, which seems to fly in the face of the reason why the word was banned in the first place. Maybe it was a calculated decision to mock our "it doesn't mean vagina" position. One can but wonder.

Isn't that sexism? I don't use the word myself, but how does one prove one's gender online? Everyone knows it's one of the easiest things to fake. My avatar clearly indicates I'm a little girl.

 

[daviyoung]

It should worry AusGAF more than us.

 

[Lirlond]

We still allowed to talk about the Koontz?

 

[Musha_Soturi]

I've just gone back and read the whole thread from where it started. I am very disappointed in the attitude of the mods, not allowing reasonable debate and generally having a "what we say goes end of" approach to the matter. Out of curiosity, are all the mods from the US? If not do they all agree on this matter?

I think I may have to talk about my cunt a lot more now, just to keep the word alive. Weird how they think it's ok for me to refer to my vagina using the word.

So yeah, I have a cunt, it's very cunt-like.

 

[Charmicarmicat]

I've just gone back and read the whole thread from where it started. I am very disappointed in the attitude of the mods, not allowing reasonable debate and generally having a "what we say goes end of" approach to the matter. Out of curiosity, are all the mods from the US? If not do they all agree on this matter?

I think I may have to talk about my cunt a lot more now, just to keep the word alive. Weird how they think it's ok for me to refer to my vagina using the word.

So yeah, I have a cunt, it's very cunt-like.

But now for the finer details, will I get banned for quoting you? Because it's technically in my post now.

 

[daviyoung]

generally having a "what we say goes end of" approach to the matter

This is GAF, lady.

Most of the mods are new worlders, there are a couple from Blighty and Europe but I haven't seen them for a while. Not that it matters, they blatantly have a mod only section of the forum and majority rules. 90% of GAF are American, so representatively speaking 90% of mods probably are too.

 

[blahblah...blah]

Completely ridiculous, and - yes - ludicrously sexist. Having rarely referred directly to my gender on GAF, I was very tempted to just pretend to be a woman so I could, rarely, use the word in posts. At least twat hasn't been clarified.

 

[ZombieFred]

Noo! We've now lost a part of what made uk gaf stand out on here Bollox.

 

[Suairyu]

Isn't that sexism? I don't use the word myself, but how does one prove one's gender online? Everyone knows it's one of the easiest things to fake. My avatar clearly indicates I'm a little girl.

The hilarious thing is that I think there are more transgendered on GAF than there are biological women.

Noo! We've now lost a part of what made uk gaf stand out on here Bollox.

Careful! You might not get banned for such sexually-charged swearing!

 

[BGBW]

Technically every time I post my tag is being offensive.

 

[Songbird]

Such a pity. You'll have to spend an extra few seconds thinking up something unnecessarily coarse to add to your internet forum posts. Oh, gaf! I weep!

 

[Lirlond]

Is fanny allowed still? It serves the same purpose in Scotland. Just use it instead lol

 

[Mr. Sam]

But I can still use "chumbobbler", right?

 

[BGBW]

Is fanny allowed still? It serves the same purpose in Scotland. Just use it instead lol

Fanny just means bottom in the US and bums are U for Universal.

So protip to all travellers going to America, don't say "stick it in me fanny".


Talking of censorship, can't believe this issue has reared its ugly head yet again:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18616909

 

[ZombieFred]

I think we should try to counter debate on why it makes us who we are, like these fine gentlemen do.

 

[StealthGoblin]

Is 'cunny' also banned? You wouldn't outright use that word as an offensive word, yet it has the same meaning.

All aspects of this ban need to be explored.

 

[Mr. Sam]

Fanny just means bottom in the US and bums are U for Universal.

The first time I heard it used this way it was in the sentence "I'm gonna spank your fanny blue." I was confused and aroused.

 

[Suairyu]

All the words are getting me hot. I'm quite partial to 'flange' myself.

Talking of censorship, can't believe this issue has reared its ugly head yet again:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18616909

Won't get through.

 

[ZombieFred]

I am starting to find the irony of how fitting the thread title here is right now :lol:

 

[blahblah...blah]

Maybe we should make up an offensive sounding word to use as our substitute for the-banned-word.