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[Kentpaul]

I advise scottish gaf just to come along to the wu tang, have a few drinks with me in some bars around glasgow before hand, then we will all drop a pink panther capsule with the glory powder down our necks and wait in the line for the gig, shit should start kicking in asap.. by the time were all waiting around for the pre gig band/dj coming on we will start coming up big time.

Come guys.

My plans for my wu tang visit to glasgow include the following.

Locating the Pink panther RC drug from a headshop in glasgow

Getting shitfaced in bars

eating pizza from an awesome pizza place

conversing with awesome strangers in the wu tang que

Entering the gig and just going wild when the music starts


I'm just starting to get back into shape, i won't have my huge muscles i had when i was at benidrom but they will still look awesome.

I have seen the wu tang clan every year since i was 19 years old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P24cv8MC6uY&feature=related

that was a few years back, fucking crazy shit

I may or may not puff a joint if i get one passed to me in the WU TANG GIG, HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I will now make a hype based post like this every day untill the WU TANG GIG

 

[Qasiel]

Jeremy is going to send me a cease and desist soon.

Thanks BGBW! He looks great!

 

[MarkMclovin]

I need to get in on this avatar malarkey. I'm in work at the mo, but I'll get on it when I can.

Spoiler

I actually don't like the word that much, but still...

 

[Kentpaul]

Thanks BGBW! He looks great!

Our pictures were posted together, does that mean we are married now bro ?

I need to get in on this avatar malarkey. I'm in work at the mo, but I'll get on it when I can.

Spoiler

I actually don't like the word that much, but still...

The UK-GAF flock to duty

 

[ZombieFred]

So how's everyone been finding Assassins Creed 3 marketing? I love how agressive they try to picture the British empire in this.

 

[Kentpaul]

So how's everyone been finding Assassins Creed 3 marketing? I love how agressive they try to picture the British empire in this.

I have seen the patriot bro, i know how much wankers us brits were.

 

[MarkMclovin]

The UK-GAF flock to duty

Oh you!

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I have seen the patriot bro, i know how much wankers us brits were.

Don't you mean how BOSS the ENGLISH were??

 

[blahblah...blah]

So how's everyone been finding Assassins Creed 3 marketing? I love how agressive they try to picture the British empire in this.

If I weren't incredibly ignorant of the history surrounding the Revolution, I would feel safe contributing. As it is, I probably shouldn't! Although I love that, as someone posted in that thread, one of the things Ubisoft felt defines Americans is "I refuse to learn the history of a country I'll never see." Fantastic.

EDIT: I should also say that I couldn't care less if they make us look bad, other nations have been victimised by TV, film and video games for a long time, I'm sure we can take it. As long as we can call Ubisoft our favourite word!

 

[daviyoung]

Does The Patriot show the French to be noble freedom fighting warriors? AssCreed is a mega-French franchise so not surprised it's aggressive against the English.

 

[Kentpaul]

We just have just burned out all the yanks when we had the chance! sent a good few more ships over and gave the land back to the Indians.

maybe invade a few shitty country's along the way and send in mass army'sof slaves, i still can't believe a young nation like america defeated us.

It makes me so embarrassed.

 

[Qasiel]

I have seen the patriot bro, i know how much wankers us brits were.

Mel Gibson just doesn't like the English. Baddies in The Patriot? English. Baddies in Braveheart? English. I haven't seen it, but I wouldn't be surprised if the baddies who crucified Jesus in The Passion of the Christ were English.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Americans use us Brits as villians in everything, it's not just Mel Gibson films. We're their oldest enemy.

Still, I've only just started playing Assassin's Creed and I'm loving it, so I'm quite looking forward to playing the rest of them, including 3. The bloke is really interested in the American civil war so he's looking forward to watching me play it too.

 

[Kentpaul]

Mel Gibson just doesn't like the English. Baddies in The Patriot? English. Baddies in Braveheart? English. I haven't seen it, but I wouldn't be surprised if the baddies who crucified Jesus in The Passion of the Christ were English.

Does anyone like the English though man xD

Americans use us Brits as villians in everything, it's not just Mel Gibson films. We're their oldest enemy.

Still, I've only just started playing Assassin's Creed and I'm loving it, so I'm quite looking forward to playing the rest of them, including 3. The bloke is really interested in the American civil war so he's looking forward to watching me play it too.

First one is trash, buy the second and start from there.

 

[Qasiel]

Americans use us Brits as villians in everything, it's not just Mel Gibson films. We're their oldest enemy.

Maybe not, but the guy clearly has some issues with Brits. He's a proper Jeremy, if you ask me.

 

[Lirlond]

Radio 1 in work today. 100x better, simply because I don't have to deal with a ppi ad every 10 minutes.

 

[ZombieFred]

Americans use us Brits as villians in everything, it's not just Mel Gibson films. We're their oldest enemy.

Still, I've only just started playing Assassin's Creed and I'm loving it, so I'm quite looking forward to playing the rest of them, including 3. The bloke is really interested in the American civil war so he's looking forward to watching me play it too.

The first can become repetitive pretty fast and the mechanics in comparison with the second instalment and mini sequels in that story arc are much better so keep that in mind. I loved brotherhood though, rome and everything with it was amazing.

 

[blahblah...blah]

Looking at the Radio 1 playlist, there are maybe 3 gems mixed in with a load of dross. The 6music one is definitely better, while the Radio 2 one is the worst of the bunch.

 

[daviyoung]

Maybe not, but the guy clearly has some issues with Brits. He's a proper Jeremy, if you ask me.

Dude has a chip on his shoulder/axe to grind. No doubt he's got some Saxon blood in him considering he's an Aus.

 

[Kentpaul]

Radio 1 in work today. 100x better, simply because I don't have to deal with a ppi ad every 10 minutes.

I'm so glad to be off work till friday

Gym and gears of war for me today, a day of pure relaxation. (apart from the gym part but thats always feels good man)

 

[Meadows]

Looking at the Radio 1 playlist, there are maybe 3 gems mixed in with a load of dross. The 6music one is definitely better, while the Radio 2 one is the worst of the bunch.

Nighttime radio 1 is way better. Annie Mac, Nick Grimshaw, Zane Lowe. All awesome.

 

[fizzelopeguss]

So how's everyone been finding Assassins Creed 3 marketing? I love how agressive they try to picture the British empire in this.

We were the good guys in that war too.

 

[Suairyu]

Apparently I'm not giving the impression of doing much work these past two days. Impression, mind, because I've done more than my normal rate that usually gets a ton of praise. Ugh. Now I've gotta be paranoid about looking like I'm working hard, as opposed to just letting my results speak for .themselves. This is why you shouldn't sit near the boss of your boss of your boss.

 

[Lirlond]

Haha, I know nothing of what you are doing. But it doesn't /look/ like you're doing much. I know, because I'm the regional manager!

 

[Salvadora]

Needs to be more games about the British empire or at least that time period.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Needs to be more games about the British empire or at least that time period.

With co-op horde mode set at Rorke's Drift.

It's not racist, I swear.

 

[industrian]

Americans use us Brits as villians in everything, it's not just Mel Gibson films. We're their oldest enemy.

The Modern Warfare storyline of the Call of Duty series says hi.

And please use the word "English" instead of "Brits" in this context. It's a lot more accurate.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

The Modern Warfare storyline of the Call of Duty series says hi.

And please use the word "English" instead of "Brits" in this context. It's a lot more accurate.

Except that to Americans, it's the same thing.

facepalm.

 

[Salvadora]

Except that to Americans, it's the same thing.

facepalm.

Explaining the difference between Britain/U.K/England is hilarious.

 

[Qasiel]

Explaining the difference between Britain/U.K/England is hilarious.

Why would anyone want to know the history of a country they've never seen?

 

[Salvadora]

Why would anyone want to know the history of a country they've never seen?

Its common knowledge.

 

[daviyoung]

OH MAH GAWD I LOVE THE BRITISH ACCENT!

 

[Lirlond]

Fantastic weather in glasgow today. Rain with a chance of lightning.

 

[Qasiel]

Its common knowledge.

I was paraphrasing the new, overly patriotic Assassin's Creed 3 trailer.

I'll go sit back in the corner now.

 

[Little Old Man]

I got the reference.

No black or native Americans in the trailer either. What about their freedom? USA USA!

 

[SteveWD40]

is that....is that Seb Co?

 

[Qasiel]

Connor's half native American, isn't he?

But yeah, you're right.

 

[BGBW]

is that....is that Seb Co?

Yes. New slang for ho.

 

[Lord British]

Why wasn't I informed we had a thread?

Where do you live: Cambridge.
Where are you from: The same.
Occupation: Can't say!
University: Anglia Ruskin.
Sports team of choice: No thanks.
Current political party of choice: Labour, by default.
Barm, batch, cob or bun: Bun, but cob is good.
Favourite (current) UK TV show: Limmy's Show!
Oasis or Blur: Blur, obviously.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

is that....is that Seb Co?

Jeremy Hunt MP, you sausage.

 

[SteveWD40]

Jeremy Hunt MP, you sausage.

lol I see it now, I kept seeing the av's in other threads and knew the answers would lie within this place.

So, why are you all using his face then?

 

[fizzelopeguss]

And please use the word "English" instead of "Brits" in this context. It's a lot more accurate.

nope.

 

[SKINNER!]

Apparently I'm not giving the impression of doing much work these past two days. Impression, mind, because I've done more than my normal rate that usually gets a ton of praise. Ugh. Now I've gotta be paranoid about looking like I'm working hard, as opposed to just letting my results speak for .themselves. This is why you shouldn't sit near the boss of your boss of your boss.

This usually works for me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kafq7yrKAOQ

Also, at least you aren't surrounded by snitches like the office I'm currently in. Not entirely sure how I'm suppose to get along with work colleagues (boss's orders) who are out to stab me in the back. meh, whatever.

Why wasn't I informed we had a thread?

Where do you live: Cambridge.
Where are you from: The same.
Occupation: Can't say!
University: Anglia Ruskin.
Sports team of choice: No thanks.
Current political party of choice: Labour, by default.
Barm, batch, cob or bun: Bun, but cob is good.
Favourite (current) UK TV show: Limmy's Show!
Oasis or Blur: Blur, obviously.

about time you joined this thread!

 

[Suairyu]

My bottom is being filmed for TV.

And it's the least strange role I've been filmed for all day.

 

[daviyoung]

Why wasn't I informed we had a thread?

Where do you live: Cambridge.
Where are you from: The same.
Occupation: Can't say!
University: Anglia Ruskin.
Sports team of choice: No thanks.
Current political party of choice: Labour, by default.
Barm, batch, cob or bun: Bun, but cob is good.
Favourite (current) UK TV show: Limmy's Show!
Oasis or Blur: Blur, obviously.

I recognise the avatar, was it Stupacabra or something before? Same avatar different guy? Same guy different screenname?

My bottom is being filmed for TV.

And it's the least strange role I've been filmed for all day.

I've always dreamed of being a stunt arse. I know them jobs exist.

 

[SKINNER!]

I recognise the avatar, was it Stupacabra or something before? Same avatar different guy? Same guy different screenname?

same guy. different name.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

My bottom is being filmed for TV.

And it's the least strange role I've been filmed for all day.

 

[Kentpaul]

Fantastic weather in glasgow today. Rain with a chance of lightning.

Same here in falkirk. Its fucking warm outside yet pissing down with rain.

Life update number 2:

My thoughts are ever so clear, still coughing up fucking tar n shit from the 20 fags i smoked when i was wasted on Saturday night.

(Going clubbing with a 20 deck is a terrible idea.)

A second kentpaul gears of war headshot montage is in production. You will find my first in the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gyNBw_hbbs&feature=plcp

Oh and my dodgy ass jaw clenching from the pink panther has finally went away!

 

[SmokyDave]

(Going clubbing with a 20 deck is a terrible idea.)

You ain't kidding. I'd run out of fags and have to buy another 20 at club prices. Much better to take 40.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Dave, I reported you to the moderators for that reprehensible homophobic slur.