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UK/R.O.I GAF - Thread of geopolitical confusion

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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Guys what's your internet usage like? I installed a software to check my usage for a month, was hoping it'd be max 30 gigs. After 30 days: 108 Gb.. o_O

I download constantly.. (PC on 24/7 yo)

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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Left the house at 8.30am to hit the gym today, Should have the body of my dreams within months.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
I'm seeing Kent is a new light.

lol, i also exclusively masturbate to lesbian porn.

welp guys

Hello Gary

We're pleased to let you know that your recent order ****************** has been despatched from our warehouse today.

Today or tomorrow i will own the best mobile phone on the market, and when my contact is over it will be the worse phone on the market lol

FTW
 

Mr. Sam

Member
David Tennant is a filthy liar - my videos are stuck in permabuffer. I can't help but feel my internet would run faster if I replaced my router with two tins tied together with string.
 

Cindres

Vied for a tag related to cocks, so here it is.
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Oh man I got in last night and threw up a LOT. I must be losing my ability to drink or something, only spent a tenner though, my mate does work at the bar I was at so I didn't pay for much.

FUCKING HEAD HURTS.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Don't forget the legs. It's hilarious how many guys at the gym only work up top and end up with mis matched legs.

Of course, i also do cardio to, I know a lot of dudes who just use the weight room. I pretty much use everything thats free, say i want to use weights and the area is full of dudes il go on a chest machine and workout like a boss on that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRd_AyJILDM

check it out guys the 360 pad works on the phone i'm getting.
 
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Oh man I got in last night and threw up a LOT. I must be losing my ability to drink or something, only spent a tenner though, my mate does work at the bar I was at so I didn't pay for much.

FUCKING HEAD HURTS.

Do you remember signing into PSN for a minute at 2am? Because you did :p
 
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ZombieFred

Unconfirmed Member

Good old Moby, I've not heard some of his stuff in some time but he still has a great few tracks that really hit the heart for me.

How's the weather at your end today guys, still no sun? I don't think we're ever going to get a good week of sun for the rest of the year at all :\
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
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My legs are already bigger than his pigeon legs.

I also bought some protein shake mixture, packs a hefty 26 grams of protein a scoop.

very weird week i'm having guys, covering for a 6am start dude one day then returning to my 2pm start the next day.. this could go on for 2 weeks.

6am starts ain't to bad, finishing at 2 i still have the rest of the day, starting at 2 pm ain't to bad i can still go to the gym in the morning and chill for hours before my shift. Shift work is WIN/WIN
 
So I have to vent a bit. Bastarding taxman sent me a demand for a huge amount of money yesterday, which is bullshit because I have never tried to evade any amount of tax.

They are alleging that I have purposely underpaid my taxes by a significant amount and are demanding the balance by the end of July. I have never fiddled my taxes and the only tax avoidance scheme I have is an ISA and I use some pension relief and some charity relief, but none of those are very significant.

I have been told by a number of colleagues (and my father) that I should arrange my tax affairs better, but I've never really been that bothered as I get paid a lot and I have benefited from a state education, university education at a minimal cost, my masters was funded by government so I have no qualms with paying as much tax as I do, my effective rate of tax was 44% for 2011/12. My problem is that the taxman is alleging that I have underpaid by a significant amount even though I definitely haven't. I sent the demand to the bank's payroll guys and they say its a BS demand and that I should just ignore it and if they try and fine me I should fight them. I don't mind fighting them, but ffs, I hate that they can just try it on like this and force me to waste my time on their BS. One of the payroll guys said I should charge them for my time once I win the case (the bank charges out my time at £800/h when I work for an external client), but I'm not interested in making money, I just want the bastards involved to be reprimanded so they don't send out other spurious notices and fines.

Fucking taxman, bastard.
 

phisheep

NeoGAF's Chief Barrister
So I have to vent a bit. Bastarding taxman sent me a demand for a huge amount of money yesterday, which is bullshit because I have never tried to evade any amount of tax.

They are alleging that I have purposely underpaid my taxes by a significant amount and are demanding the balance by the end of July. I have never fiddled my taxes and the only tax avoidance scheme I have is an ISA and I use some pension relief and some charity relief, but none of those are very significant.

I have been told by a number of colleagues (and my father) that I should arrange my tax affairs better, but I've never really been that bothered as I get paid a lot and I have benefited from a state education, university education at a minimal cost, my masters was funded by government so I have no qualms with paying as much tax as I do, my effective rate of tax was 44% for 2011/12. My problem is that the taxman is alleging that I have underpaid by a significant amount even though I definitely haven't. I sent the demand to the bank's payroll guys and they say its a BS demand and that I should just ignore it and if they try and fine me I should fight them. I don't mind fighting them, but ffs, I hate that they can just try it on like this and force me to waste my time on their BS. One of the payroll guys said I should charge them for my time once I win the case (the bank charges out my time at £800/h when I work for an external client), but I'm not interested in making money, I just want the bastards involved to be reprimanded so they don't send out other spurious notices and fines.

Fucking taxman, bastard.

I had things like this once or twice.

Each time (once I had cooled down a bit!) I simply rang the tax office and politely suggested that they might have made a mistake, ran through the figures with them, and a week later got a revised statement saying that they owed me money instead.

Just telephone them.

EDIT: but whatever you do, don't ignore it!
 

Lirlond

Member
You're getting the leavings of the rain too. It was horrible up here last week.

Had steak and potatoes in peppercorn sauce for my dinner today. Slightly overcooked the steak but whatever. Was good either way.
 

Qasiel

Member
That rain... Damn, but cycling through that reminded me of my typhoon experience in Tokyo last year.

And of course, the moment I get to work: Sunshine!
 
Guys! Guys! Hey, guys! We're arranging the next meet up! Come over and give your input!

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=478079&page=100000#footer

I have 2 spare rooms, 1 with a double bed, one with a double futon. Also a living room with a couch and plenty of floor space. If any non-Londoners need a place to crash you're more than welcome, first come first served. You know you wanna.

This is all on the basis I don't get a better offer though ;P
 

Qasiel

Member
Guys! Guys! Hey, guys! We're arranging the next meet up! Come over and give your input!

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=478079&page=100000#footer

I have 2 spare rooms, 1 with a double bed, one with a double futon. Also a living room with a couch and plenty of floor space. If any non-Londoners need a place to crash you're more than welcome, first come first served. You know you wanna.

This is all on the basis I don't get a better offer though ;P

Calling Kentpaul. Come in, Kentpaul...

CHEEZMO™;39725265 said:
Where the fuck is our Northern meetup, BritGAF??

ಠ_ಠ

Get your ass to London!
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Pro Tip: Don't walk around waving your new phone around.

Its a top fashion accessory bro. Shows my leetness in the best possible way. I'd also wap the phone out to change the music to a better soundtrack to me walking down the street.
 

Qasiel

Member
Its a top fashion accessory bro. Shows my leetness in the best possible way. I'd also wap the phone out to change the music to a better soundtrack to me walking down the street.

Ugh, don't say those things man. My girlfriend's little sister's ex wore a purple Game Boy Advance around his neck, thinking it was an accessory. This was 2 months ago.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Ugh, don't say those things man. My girlfriend's little sister's ex wore a purple Game Boy Advance around his neck, thinking it was an accessory. This was 2 months ago.

Fucking hipsters.

really though bringing awesome tech out in public is very feels good man.
 

Qasiel

Member
Fucking hipsters.

really though bringing awesome tech out in public is very feels good man.

It does. And even though I've lived in London all my life I've not been mugged for any of the amazing tech I've had on me, rather a £50 bike during a paper round when I was 14.

I reckon you'd be just fine round 'ere, Kent.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
It does. And even though I've lived in London all my life I've not been mugged for any of the amazing tech I've had on me, rather a £50 bike during a paper round when I was 14.

I reckon you'd be just fine round 'ere, Kent.

Didn't two scottish dudes get stabbed in Yorkshire at the weekend there..

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/s...to-death-in-yorkshire-village-86908-23906722/

:(

That happened in a nice little village, God knows what happens 'deep south

I would barricade myself in Musha's spare room and browse the internet while drinking or hit a club yano, i do enjoy clubs

offtopic but how the fuck is Mick Jagger still alive ?
 

Qasiel

Member
Didn't two scottish dudes get stabbed in Yorkshire at the weekend there..

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/s...to-death-in-yorkshire-village-86908-23906722/

:(

That happened in a nice little village, God knows what happens 'deep south

I would barricade myself in Musha's spare room and browse the internet while drinking or hit a club yano, i do enjoy clubs

The odds of getting stabbed are 1/142,000. The odds of dying in a car accident are 1/18,585. It'd be safer for you to get a train down to London and come drinking then if you drove around your mate's house for beers and pizza. Just sayin'...
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Getting shanked is the least of my worries.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...eeve-after-off-duty-officer-is-shot-dead.html

PC Dibell was gunned down after he rushed out of his house to tackle an armed neighbour who had reportedly opened fire over a row about noise and parking.
The officer, 41, intervened when he saw a man and a woman being chased down the street by the shooter armed with a handgun.
Police named the man they are hunting as 64-year-old Peter Reeve, originally from Cornwall and who now lives in Fairlop Close, where the first shots were fired.
Eric Long, 80, told the Daily Mail he had looked out of his living room window to see Reeve holding a weapon.
"I heard a bang, he was chasing somebody, firing as he went," he said.

Can't be having bullets piercing my biceps now


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Dat first comment LOL
 
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