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[Hot Coldman]

What is "empty humour" - humour you don't like?

It feels lazy! It's kinda referential and kinda crass and, well, it's like they put as little effort in as possible. With most comedy I've seen I can tell that the people who made it at least believe in their material, but Celebrity Juice feels like they just slapped together stuff to appeal to the widest possible audience, a real lowest-common-dominator show. That's not to say that accessible, super-mainstream shows are all uniformly terrible- the opposite is true, I love most of the BBC's old sitcoms and the like- but they often are clearly made by people who have passion for their craft. I get nothing like that out of tripe like Celebrity Juice.

I don't like the comedy, obviously. But I often find myself laughing at Family Guy, yet I don't watch that for similar reasons- it rubs me totally the wrong way, when it's over. (Also, the Keith Lemon character is completely obnoxious and devoid of any likable trait, but I guess that's 100% subjective.)

If you like it, more power to you, I suppose. If I were to start being an total arse to people over whether or not they like Celebrity fucking Juice, well, I think I'd be the biggest shit around in my neck of the woods.

 

[Kentpaul]

sober on a friday! this booze free weekend is going fucking great.

just destroyed a curry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWFOYstiTH0

playing some music, Music is pretty great when your sober. Who knew ?

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Download this podcast. Listen to it on your way to work. Thank me when you come back home

 

[Suairyu]

Kent are you on your way to becoming a born again Christian because I couldn't handle that.

 

[Kentpaul]

Kent are you on your way to becoming a born again Christian because I couldn't handle that.

God is bullshit so no lol.

That mdma/meph come down really fucked my mood over for a few days.

Now i'm just sober enjoying life. Great music is playing right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nByi4rkoI4M

this song gave me euphoria

edit im looking into my body building mirror (got it near my PC desk) dancing while sitting down. All these years i have been looking down on people who practice sober living at the weekend.

 

[Suairyu]

Now i'm just sober enjoying life. Great music is playing right now.

FUCK it's these phrases that have me worried, man. "I'm just high on life!"

yeah, you're more healthy but saying such stuff makes you sound like a nob.

Be sober but don't be a nob. Do this for me, kp.

 

[Kentpaul]

FUCK it's these phrases that have me worried, man. "I'm just high on life!"

yeah, you're more healthy but saying such stuff makes you sound like a nob.

Be sober but don't be a nob. Do this for me, kp.

i may come across as a nob but im really just a dude looking in the mirror dancing around/forum/facebook/music on my pc screen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27AXunGRo5E&list=FLpZ6zSJJ5oImW3lKfKrjSrg&index=34&feature=plpp_video

also by sober i mean i had a coffee at 10oclock and il smoke some weed around midnight just in a great mood right now man REMEMBER WE USED TO PLAY TOGETHER. I'm starting to see like how being sober at the weekend aint as horrible as i thought it was going to be

also Suairyu i can never take the high path lol last week i locked my self in a nightclub cubicle and went to town on a bag of MKAT! walked out like neo from the matrix!

edit loving my new avatar guys, fuck the haters part 3 was great

 

[Suairyu]

I actually don't know what "part 3" you're referring to.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

That reminds me - got lost in the fucking Arndale today. Walked in a circle three fucking times before I decided to check the map for the place I was looking for.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I actually don't know what "part 3" you're referring to.

Godfather, maybe?

 

[Kentpaul]

Godfather, maybe?

yeah, i gotta be the only person on earth who loves the third part, Vincent FTW.

my balls are a pain in the ass when i try and cross my legs.. ffs, anyone coming on BF3 pc?

 

[snoopeasystreet]

That Gotye song is pretty sick. I've been blaring it all night.

I always read Gotye as Goatse though. Maybe I have a problem.

 

[Suairyu]

yeah, i gotta be the only person on earth who loves the third part, Vincent FTW.

No, it's a good film. It's only problem is that it isn't as good as the second film, which in turn wasn't as good as the first film.

People take their disappointment with the third film and convert it into "god what a shitty trainwreck".

 

[Songbird]

That reminds me - got lost in the fucking Arndale today. Walked in a circle three fucking times before I decided to check the map for the place I was looking for.

You got lost in the Arndale?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

You got lost in the Arndale?

SHUT UP

I didn't get lost. I just couldn't find the place I was looking for >_>

 

[Suairyu]

so guys why are you on GAF posting at 1am?

 

[Kentpaul]

so guys why are you on GAF posting at 1am?

waiting on my drunken girlfriend coming home from her sisters. Soon to have a joint when she gets in then il sleep like a baby, also on cracked.com and facebook.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I'm here for another 3 hours duckbitch.

 

[Meadows]

I always get lost in the Arndale

 

[Charmicarmicat]

so guys why are you on GAF posting at 1am?

Sad loner all the way

 

[Kentpaul]

last time i looked at the clock it was 1am, now its 1.23am.. fucking internet is so good.

I love the internet.

 

[Suairyu]

fucking hate the internet. i have things i could be doing like playing videogames, watching movies or working on my coding but i don't because i can waste time accomplishing nothing on GAF.

I'm here for another 3 hours duckbitch.

talk to me like that more you're turning me on.

 

[defel]

so guys why are you on GAF posting at 1am?

Minecraft

Spoiler

damn game

 

[Kentpaul]

fucking hate the internet. i have things i could be doing like playing videogames, watching movies or working on my coding but i don't because i can waste time accomplishing nothing on GAF.

talk to me like that more you're turning me on.

i'm the same, about 2 hours ago i was ready to play some BF3.

guys shake your arms about really fast they go like jelly and your hands tingle a little when your finished.

 

[J Tourettes]

Watching always sunny on Netflix.

 

[radioheadrule83]

Y'know the way we have Knighthoods in this country?

I feel as though the wider world should create some kind of super-equivalent and give the very first one to Meat Loaf.

 

[Songbird]

so guys why are you on GAF posting at 1am?

Unemployed, upset, too lazy to put my netbook away and sleep.

 

[radioheadrule83]

so guys why are you on GAF posting at 1am?

I have three more beers to drink.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I'm out of Boddingtons ._.

 

[Kentpaul]

I have three more beers to drink.

oh man ice cold beer.

going to now eat some kebab meat with curry sauce and drink water!

my girlfriend still aint home lol wtf is this shit ?

 

[Suairyu]

I'm actually wanting a meal now. I woke up at 2pm, had breakfast, have had dinner but obviously now need a third meal.

Some wine would go down good as well.

 

[NinjaFridge]

so guys why are you on GAF posting at 1am?

Nothing else to do. Actually, that's a lie. I have several games I could be playing, movies I could be watching, books I could be reading, I could be relearning some things I've forgotten, or I could just be sleeping. I'm pretty tired and yet here I am.

 

[Kentpaul]

I'm actually wanting a meal now. I woke up at 2pm, had breakfast, have had dinner but obviously now need a third meal.

Some wine would go down good as well.

go and open a bottle of wine.

some of my best drunk times were drinking at odd times on the internet.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I'm writing up stuff for my assignment whilst watching two guys pseudo-drunkenly play through the entire Sonic game series. Yeah.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

so guys why are you on GAF posting at 1am?

Cos it's Friday night duckie! My friday is always missus in bed at 11 (since she has work tomorrow) and then I fuck around for a bit and then listen to weekend confirmed with a few beers until about 2. Usually in bed between 2 and 4 on a weekend, it's prime gaming/podcast/mucky site time.

 

[Kentpaul]

Cold donner meat + cold curry sauce + cold chips wrapped in a cold naan = fucking awesome explosion of greatness in my mouth.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Listening to Sean Paul x Sonic remixes.

#ballin

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Watching always sunny on Netflix.

I watched the first ep of this the other day and it was great, I need more. Almost finished with IT Crowd for the first time too. Soooooo good!

Been playing a shit ton of ME3 tonight. GODAMN that may be the best game I have played for many years. So slick, so rewarding for the wait. I am like a pig in shit this weekend.

 

[Kentpaul]

I watched the first ep of this the other day and it was great, I need more. Almost finished with IT Crowd for the first time too. Soooooo good!

Been playing a shit ton of ME3 tonight. GODAMN that may be the best game I have played for many years. So slick, so rewarding for the wait. I am like a pig in shit this weekend.

No man, ME1 is the only good ME game.

it was agreed on in this very thread yesterday.

 

[Songbird]

Cold donner meat + cold curry sauce + cold chips wrapped in a cold naan = fucking awesome explosion of greatness in my mouth.

Who the hell sells donner meat/kebabs and curry sauce in the same shop? Curry sauce is strictly the domain of chinese or chip shops.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Listening to Sean Paul x Sonic remixes.

#ballin

That... I don't... I mean... I do not understand this. I mean, I can, in theory I guess. But then... no.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

No man, ME1 is the only good ME game.

it was agreed on in this very thread yesterday.

Have you played ME3 yet? You may well lose bladder control. It is just that good. They fixed so much that they broke in number 2 and then they added so much more beyond. When the first real mission is you, Kaidan (or Ashley I guess) and Liara you know you are home again.

 

[Hot Coldman]

That... I don't... I mean... I do not understand this. I mean, I can, in theory I guess. But then... no.

Even as a fan of ridiculous Sonic music mash-ups, I have to agree. What are you thinking, CHEEZMO?

Spoiler

We need links.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

That... I don't... I mean... I do not understand this. I mean, I can, in theory I guess. But then... no.

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

 

[Kentpaul]

Who the hell sells donner meat/kebabs and curry sauce in the same shop? Curry sauce is strictly the domain of chinese or chip shops.

Indian curry sauce man, its not the same sauce your thinking about.

This stuff has leaves n shit in it, tasty stuff.

looks like that a little.

 

[radioheadrule83]

my girlfriend still aint home lol wtf is this shit ?

You know what to do

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

I listened to that whole song and I feel violated.

Need to wash my ears out. Awwwww yeah.

 

[Kentpaul]

You know what to do

you gotta see how bored im getting, im looking in the mirror in the dark then looking away really fast over and over, shit looks like im another person.

Scary shit. I may start browsing some creepy pasta sites

 

[Songbird]

Indian curry sauce man, its not the same sauce your thinking about.

This stuff has leaves n shit in it, tasty stuff.

looks like that a little.

But that's like a real curry, not the fake powder stuff. God, I remember places in Preston offering real donner curries.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

you gotta see how bored im getting, im looking in the mirror in the dark then looking away really fast over and over, shit looks like im another person.

Scary shit. I may start browsing some creepy pasta sites

I hate that shit when I walk into the bathroom.