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[Jedeye Sniv]

OK, I washed my ears out with some raucous post hardcore and I feel better now. Time to go to bed and cop a feel off the sleeping wife. Nighty night.

 

[Kentpaul]

But that's like a real curry, not the fake powder stuff. God, I remember places in Preston offering real donner curries.

yeah man this shit clocks in about 2 quid for a rectangle foil tin of the stuff. Bought a munchy box (donner pakora ect) and the sauce separate.

it hit the spot real good

OK, I washed my ears out with some raucous post hardcore and I feel better now. Time to go to bed and cop a feel off the sleeping wife. Nighty night.

Undress her then sleep next to her naked. Drunken sleep sex insures.

I hate that shit when I walk into the bathroom.

*shivers*

this is why i dont touch like Acid/shrooms. Fuck looking in the mirror when my ego isn't its self.

word in from the girlfriend from facebook folks

"roll and wait for me x"

Uncle kent is going to hit the cloudy pillow tonight!

 

[CHEEZMO™]

OK, I washed my ears out with some raucous post hardcore and I feel better now. Time to go to bed and cop a feel off the sleeping wife. Nighty night.

I could link some Raggacore if you prefer.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I could link some Raggacore if you prefer.

NO. I am a burly man who plays nasty distorted bass in a rock and roll band. I have standards

BED

 

[Suairyu]

Went for peppered ham with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, black olives, mature cheddar and pickle in an onion bagel. Have a glass of red wine to go with.

Heaven.

 

[Kentpaul]

NO. I am a burly man who plays nasty distorted bass in a rock and roll band. I have standards

BED

don't go to sleep man, lay in bed using the neogaf iphone web app

Went for peppered ham with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, black olives, mature cheddar and pickle in an onion bagel. Have a glass of red wine to go with.

Heaven.

Someone's going to have a nightmare!

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Undress her then sleep next to her naked. Drunken sleep sex insures.

We both sleep nekkid anyway but have been together far too long for any of those shenanegans plus she has a mild concussion after fucking herself up at roller derby. I am a respectful lover

Spoiler

meaning I'll have her make it up to me when she's better

 

[Salvadora]

Needs less olives and pickles.

 

[radioheadrule83]

Is Uptown Girl by Billy Joel the greatest audible thing ever composed? Yes or yes?

Dem harmonies

 

[Suairyu]

Needs less olives and pickles.

Pickle, not pickles.

 

[Salvadora]

Pickle, not pickles.

No one cares.

 

[Cindres]

Sat in Macccy Dees in Newcastle with mates, why do I keep succumbing to this shitty food when pissed?

 

[Suairyu]

No one cares.

yeah okay go back to breastfeeding lizards.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

justeat.co.uk

Order takeout online. Came in handy when I felt peckish at 4am

 

[radioheadrule83]

Sat in Macccy Dees in Newcastle with mates, why do I keep succumbing to this shitty food when pissed?

wai-ai man, wot do they call a royale with cheese up there?

 

[Kentpaul]

maccy dee's tastes great sober or drunk.

big tasty ftw

 

[Salvadora]

justeat.co.uk

Order takeout online. Came in handy when I felt peckish at 4am

I've seen this advertised. I'll have to try it sometime.

 

[radioheadrule83]

They say marty, maybe one day you'll find true love

aahhhhh i say maybe

there must be a solution to the one thing... the one thing... we can't find

Yippee ai yippee ai yayyyy


I've noticed my music taste gets more.... flamboyant the more I drink.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

This isn't the drunk thread.

 

[radioheadrule83]

This isn't the drunk thread.

It isn't the miserable arsehole thread either

 

[Charmicarmicat]

It isn't the miserable arsehole thread either

We're British, of course it is!

 

[radioheadrule83]

We're British, of course it is!

Speak for yourself bra, I'm cheerful. Stiff upper lip. Outstanding level of politeness. Quick to judge others, act indignant and defensively retort when attacked. I tear up over last night at the proms.

 

[Suairyu]

This isn't the drunk thread.

My wine begs to disagree.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I tear up over last night at the proms.

 

[radioheadrule83]

We're British, of course it is!

I've just realised that this should have been my response to "this isn't the drunk thread"

 

[Kentpaul]

girlfriends home.

see ya guys its been good.

 

[RibbedHero]

girlfriends home.

see ya guys its been good.

I just got home as well. Am I your girlfriend?

 

[radioheadrule83]

I just got home as well. Am I your girlfriend?

You're my wife now Dave.

 

[Chinner]

im so apathetic I can't be bothered to sleep.

 

[radioheadrule83]

im so apathetic I can't be bothered to sleep.

I empathise with you, duckling. You remind me of an old friend. More machine than man. From a certain point of view.

 

[Suairyu]

im so apathetic I can't be bothered to sleep.

get on steam you dirty fowl and we can chat

 

[Chinner]

but im in bed being apathetic

 

[Suairyu]

Fine i'm going to bed anyway. I managed to watch that episode of C Juice in the end. Night all!

 

[radioheadrule83]

but im in bed being apathetic

Steam is available on Android and IOS

Listen to this:

Sabrina - Boys
http://open.spotify.com/track/0WALRL5q2TaZ0Y0r0c3wl9

Or...

watch the video, it's better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2VtfZDOcHQ

You will not forget, you will not regret.

 

[Charmicarmicat]

Steam is available on Android and IOS

Listen to this:

Sabrina - Boys
http://open.spotify.com/track/0WALRL5q2TaZ0Y0r0c3wl9

Or...

watch the video, it's better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2VtfZDOcHQ

You will not forget, you will not regret.

This video is going strangely well with the song I'm currently listening to, which is almost pure harsh noise. Juxtaposition and all that, god I'm so deep.

 

[Cindres]

wai-ai man, wot do they call a royale with cheese up there?

IS A FUK'N QUARTA POUNDA MAN.

EDIT: Fuck me I need a fry up or something, grabbed a beer from the fridge to cure my hangover, almost done it.

 

[Kentpaul]

was just wondering around a new tesco that just opened near me. Always great walking into a new tesco and hearing the chit chat commenting about the new tesco.

 

[Suairyu]

was just wondering around a new tesco that just opened near me. Always great walking into a new tesco and hearing the chit chat commenting about the new tesco.

This is perhaps the most depressingly British thing I've ever read.

 

[jamieson87]

was just wondering around a new tesco that just opened near me. Always great walking into a new tesco and hearing the chit chat commenting about the new tesco.

Excuse me where are the eggs

 

[Chinner]

Steam is available on Android and IOS

Listen to this:

Sabrina - Boys
http://open.spotify.com/track/0WALRL5q2TaZ0Y0r0c3wl9

Or...

watch the video, it's better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2VtfZDOcHQ

You will not forget, you will not regret.

i like this video.

 

[Lirlond]

Do you guys keep your eggs in the fridge?

 

[snoopeasystreet]

Do you guys keep your eggs in the fridge?

I like to keep 6 eggs in the fridge and then if I have any more, they go on top of the cupboards.

 

[kharma45]

Do you guys keep your eggs in the fridge?

At uni I do, at home I don't. Can't tell any difference.

 

[Cindres]

Eggs in the cupboard for me, makes no difference really, plus you don't find them in the fridge at the supermarket.

 

[Desmond]

Do you guys keep your eggs in the fridge?

Yeah, why wouldn't I?


The question is where do you put your Ketchup?

 

[Hot Coldman]

i like this video.

You won't find them down by your pond, sorry duck

(How is that video still on youtube?)

 

[Salvadora]

Apparently its better to leave eggs out of the fridge, Something about salmonella.

 

[Chinner]

You won't find them down by your pond, sorry duck

(How is that video still on youtube?)

its okay. girls like that would only look at me with disgust. i am a failure.

 

[Suairyu]

(How is that video still on youtube?)

You can have full penetrative sex on youtube now, showing the genitals and everything. That video is tame by youtube standards.

 

[Qasiel]

Having an "Anti-Housewarming" party tonight (gotta move out on Monday, so my booze collection needs to be consumed).

Just going through the playlist now (got an old one from NYE on the go at the moment), but I wondered what your staple house party songs are. If I have them, I'll add them to the list!