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[J Tourettes]

Oh man, can't believe I forgot Duck Tales. Think I was trying to think more of British shows, but then I ended up putting The Raccoons in there anyway. Don't know what Jamie is though.

Most of my memories of these shows come from me getting a complilation VHS with one episode of a whole lot of kids shows - Superted, The Raggydolls, James the Cat, Henry's Cat, Paddington Bear, that sort of thing. So many different shows on one tape, I used to watch them over and over. Awesome. You don't get that these days.

Jamie and the Magic Torch.

 

[Fur_Q]

That blonde would get it.

 

[Nevasleep]

She's got a bit of a Fearne Cotton vibe going on.

 

[Ravensmash]

Bollocks.

applied for an intern thing via a detailed cover note/initial email and then attached a CV which has urls for examples of my work....

damn website is fucking down

i'm not hopeful anyway (although i'd be over the moon if i got it) but i need to speak to the owner or hope it's up by the morning - my fault really for relying on it I guess.


But other than that - set up a student account today w/ Barclays! bit of respite until after easter

 

[SteveWD40]

I fookin hate cooking programs even more so now that the missus makes me sit through this shit with John Torode unlocking his jaw to shove his face with shite.

And then you have the Michel Roux cunt with his "I'm gonna kill you eyes" staring like an owl over these shitty dishes "I made a quail balancing on a pea on a bed of shredded octopus with a jeux of barmcake and butternut squash" WAT

Fuck off Cooking Programs I hate you, Rachel Allen, Slobbering Oliver, Heston Fuckingtroll (I've made a football made of ice cream that I kick into your face.) FUCK OFF
Robbing cunt Thompson "A pinch of this, A pinch of that."

Oh whats that your bathing a turkey in the bath - fuck off show us your tits.

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[MarkMclovin]

I fookin hate cooking programs even more so now that the missus makes me sit through this shit with John Torode unlocking his jaw to shove his face with shite.

And then you have the Michel Roux cunt with his "I'm gonna kill you eyes" staring like an owl over these shitty dishes "I made a quail balancing on a pea on a bed of shredded octopus with a jeux of barmcake and butternut squash" WAT

Fuck off Cooking Programs I hate you, Rachel Allen, Slobbering Oliver, Heston Fuckingtroll (I've made a football made of ice cream that I kick into your face.) FUCK OFF
Robbing cunt Thompson "A pinch of this, A pinch of that."

Oh whats that your bathing a turkey in the bath - fuck off show us your tits.

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[MarkMclovin]

She's got a bit of a Fearne Cotton vibe going on.

She's not the ugliest woman alive.

 

[Cindres]

Awh man, I love Blumenthal, his crazy shit is entertaining.

Only food program I watch at the moment is Man vs Food anyway, damn show makes me hungry while I'm eating.

 

[J Tourettes]

Awh man, I love Blumenthal, his crazy shit is entertaining.

Only food program I watch at the moment is Man vs Food anyway, damn show makes me hungry while I'm eating.

I hate that speccy twat. He's too far up his own arse for my liking and his pseudo science gets on my tits. His slippery skullduggery when he had a food poisoning outbreak at his restaurant didn't exactly raise my opinion of him either.

 

[SKINNER!]

She's not the ugliest woman alive.

 

[snoopeasystreet]

anyone have plans for paddy's day?

 

[daviyoung]

I'll be collecting tokens.

 

[MarkMclovin]

Yeah OK, a little bit of an overstatement, but DAT NOSE!

 

[daviyoung]

Fearne Cotton is a horrible thing. Get better taste in womens UK-GAF.

 

[Mr. Sam]

Fearne Cotton is a horrible thing. Get better taste in womens UK-GAF.

Yup.

 

[SmokyDave]

Fearne Cotton is a horrible thing. Get better taste in womens UK-GAF.

Yeah, you're mental.

Yup.

You too. Mental.

 

[daviyoung]

Congrats, you've found a decent picture of her. What does that prove?

 

[Barberetti]

Yeah I wouldn't exactly classify her as a "horrible thing". That's what you call people like Margaret Thatcher.

 

[daviyoung]

In 20 years she's going to look worse than Margaret Thatcher. And at least Thatcher has a brain. I don't hate many people, but from listening to the Cotton every day every mention of her name fuels my rage.

Horrible, smarmy, confused, brattish manchild thing she is.

 

[Vagabundo]

anyone have plans for paddy's day?

Have a beer, get dragged to a parade. lol looks like it will be pissing out as always. Wouldn't be paddies day with out the rain.

EDIT: Fearne is great on Celebrity Juice. One of the best programmes on the damnable box.

 

[Kentpaul]

Man I would have loved to have expended the 80's, tracksuits& ford fiestas. Easy living.

 

[Barberetti]

In 20 years she's going to look worse than Margaret Thatcher.

She doesn't now though.

And at least Thatcher has a brain.

So did Harold Shipman.

I don't hate many people, but from listening to the Cotton every day every mention of her name fuels my rage.

Horrible, smarmy, confused, brattish manchild thing she is.

Well if it's her personality that gets on your tits then fair enough. I'd never heard of her until now, and I thought we were discussing looks

 

[defel]

I can't take Fearne Cotton seriously. See Charlie Brooker review her on Screenwipe.

 

[daviyoung]

Personality > looks. But they complement each other in this case.

Harold Shipman was a ladies man btw.

 

[SKINNER!]

I suppose Fearne Cotton can be annoying on the radio at times but she is hot imo.

Actually, its weird how some BBC radio DJs get a lot of hate. I could understand the hate towards Tim Westwood but can someone explain why Zane Lowe gets it too? He seems normal to me.

 

[daviyoung]

All Radio 1 DJs get a lot of hate, especially the daytime air-fillers. Zane Lowe basically doesn't have a personality other than thinking everything's awesome, everyone's his buddy and shouting a lot, but that's just the Radio 1 DJ personality. He gets a lot of hate because he popularises alternative music, his show is an attempt at underground music through the eyes of mainstream middle England. He even has a 'team' now, so he can have some awesome banter and doesn't have to concentrate on the music as much.

Radio 1 after dark is the only time really worth tuning in.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Lauren Laverne > all other DJs, in music taste, in vocal sexiness and and general hotness. That is all

 

[Hot Coldman]

Lauren Laverne > all other DJs, in music taste, in vocal sexiness and and general hotness. That is all

Pfft Moyles beats her at all 3

 

[Barberetti]

*googles Lauren Laverne*

I certainly wouldn't say no.

 

[runlikehell]

Pfft Moyles beats her at all 3

There isn't a gif that could depict how disgusting that statement is.

 

[J Tourettes]

Twitter being quite entertaining this morning, Doug Stanhope has been tearing into Alison Pearson for her anti-right to die piece in the Telegraph.

 

[SmokyDave]

Congrats, you've found a decent picture of her. What does that prove?

That she's far from a 'horrible thing' and that UK-GAF have fine taste in women.

 

[BGBW]

I should be a Radio 1 DJ. I'd play the DK Rap all day every day. And that would just be the (jungle) jingle.

 

[Salvadora]

The only one I kind of like is Scott Mills. Every others are shite.

 

[Suairyu]

Lauren Laverne > all other DJs, in music taste, in vocal sexiness and and general hotness. That is all

Wisdom.

 

[BGBW]

I listen to Shaun Keaveny myself since I tune into radio 6 as an alarm clock.

 

[MarkMclovin]

That she's far from a 'horrible thing' and that UK-GAF have fine taste in women.

To be honest, I can't actually find a bad photo of her, but I just can't stand her on Celebrity Juice and her voice makes my ears bleed.

She's up top of the table of ugly annoying British women, next to Stacey Soloman. But at least Stacey has got some tits.

 

[SKINNER!]

Twitter being quite entertaining this morning, Doug Stanhope has been tearing into Alison Pearson for her anti-right to die piece in the Telegraph.

Doug Stanhope ftw! those bits he did for newswipe a couple of years back made me laugh so hard. Really should see him live at some point.

 

[Mr. Sam]

That she's far from a 'horrible thing' and that UK-GAF have fine taste in women.

Alright, but don't come crying to me when she eats your skin. That attractive veneer is operated by the voice, mannerisms, and personality of pure irritation - like nails on a chalkboard made human.

Also, Davina McCall.

 

[Salvadora]

Alright, but don't come crying to me when she eats your skin. That attractive veneer is operated by the voice, mannerisms, and personality of pure irritation - like nails on a chalkboard made human.

Also, Davina McCall.

This.

 

[SKINNER!]

Also, Davina McCall.

*shivers*

 

[daviyoung]

Also, Davina McCall.

Yep.

 

[NinjaFridge]

giffgaff is knackered at the minute. I know there are a few giffgaff users here.

 

[kharma45]

giffgaff is knackered at the minute. I know there are a few giffgaff users here.

Aye a burst water pipe knocked out their systems iirc from their Facebook page, service is starting to be restored now, at least for data anyway.

 

[NinjaFridge]

Aye a burst water pipe knocked out their systems iirc from their Facebook page, service is starting to be restored now, at least for data anyway.

giffgaff- GAF represent!

 

[kharma45]

Word. Just a pity O2's 3G coverage over here in NI is pretty shitty.

 

[defel]

Pleased Shelina won MC. She has been the only consistent contestant in the last few weeks. Tom pulled it out the bag but I was disappointed to see Andrew flop at the end. Overall I preferred last year. MC professionals was more exciting and despite what Far Q says, Michele Roux JR is boss. Next thing to look forward to in the never-ending run of cooking shows on the BBC will be the Great British Menu.

 

[NinjaFridge]

Word. Just a pity O2's 3G coverage over here in NI is pretty shitty.

Tell me about it. Anywhere outside belfast = shite.

 

[Nevasleep]

Not having a good day. Broadband down(DSL Line failure apparently), mobile(GiffGaff), and UK Gaf's lack of taste in women.
Davina McCall, would any day, and Fearne Cotton....although they wouldn't be allowed to talk of course.

Also lost my debit card, what a pain.

 

[Murkas]

I heard Giffgaff was for 16 year old girls.